From Malabar to Kashmir
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Three mohalla boys, Rashid, Khalid and Jamshid, were boasting about their Madar's (mother's)
Shudra Yars (lovers).
 
 Khalid said, "My Madar's Shudra Yar has a Zubb so big, it has its own address !"

 Rashid said, "That is nothing!" My Madar's Shudra Goonda has a Zubb so big, it uses the Taj
Mahal as a hat!"

 Then exclaimed Jamshid, "That is nothing! My Madar's Shudra Yar has a Zubb so big, that once
he was in Malabar, and managed to chodo (copulate) a girl in Kashmir!"

The End