Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Twinkle Twinkle Little White Star
  Your Bibi went to the Bazaar, 
 There She found a New Manly Yar:
  A Shudra Goonda named Kallar !
 His Big Black Cock from Malabar
  Showed Her how Small Aryan Boys Are !
 Now She's Run Off to Tranquebar
  So Jerk Off like the Fool You Are !

 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
  Your Bibi was at Bazaar
 Where she found a brand new Yar:
  A Shudra Goonda named Chamar
 With Black Snake from Malabar!
  Found how small you really are
 Now she's left you for his Choco Bar
  So go and masturbate about her from afar!