Title: Dravidian Penis Enlargment Procedure
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke


 The beautiful Bibi of a rich Oudhi Navab had become interested in Brahmin pornography, and was reading a Farsi
translation of the Sanskrit Kama-Sutra. She was especially astonished by the part in the third book about the
large size of Dravidian penises. In particular, she was fascinated by the sage Vatsyayana's theory ascribing the
larger size of the Dravidian masculine organ to an enlargement procedure involving the bite of "insects living
in trees". Elated by her discovery, she decided that she would have her Showhar (husband) undergo the procedure,
come what may. So, when her husband returned from work, she told him that he had to try the treatment. 

 The Navab was surprised at his Bibi's request, but when she threatened not to make love to him until he 
performed the procedure, he finally agreed. 

 "Fine. I will do it. But how ?" he asked.

 "Stick your *zubb* (penis) into the termite mound in our garden every day so that the termites will bite it,"
she said. "The Kama-Sutra says that then your *lund* will become big, like a Dravidian Linga."

 Obediently, the Navab accordingly stuck his penis into the termite mound every day and let the termites bite
it. The procedure was painful, but he did it to win back the love of his beautiful Bibi.

 Finally, after one month, she asked him if he had seen any improvement.

 "I am half way there," he replied.

 "What? You mean your *zubb* is half the size of a Dravidian Linga ?" she asked. "Even that would be very good!"
she stated in hopeful anticipation.

 He replied, "No, but it has become black!"

The End