A Pathan Telugu
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 An Oudhi merchant at a coffee-shop in a bazar sat down next to an absolutely gorgeous Brahmin woman.
They exchanged brief salaams and he noticed she was reading a kitab (book). Trying to strike a
conversation, he asked her what kitab she was reading. She said, "This is a very interesting kitab
about sex. It identifies the Telingana Shudras as having the longest average penis size in the world,
while Pathan Muslims have the greatest average diameter." Looking at him, she then said, "My name is
Madhuri Kulkarni. What is yours ?" He calmly replied, "Pervez Kondapalli".

The End