Brahmini Qoosi and Shudra Lingam
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 A Brahmini Koosi and a Shudra-Lingam
 One Night decided to practice the Kama-Sutram;

 Yet fair Koosi tore after first frig,
 because Shudra Lingam was far too big.