Telingana Snake Bite
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Two years after marriage, Sheikh Chilli's Bibi (wife), the Sheikha, gave birth to a Kala
Bacha (black baby) with clearly Dravidian features. The Sheikh could not believe.

 Sheikh: Why is the Bacha Kala (black) and not Gora (fair) like me ?
 Sheikha: You were garm (hot), I was garm, so must be the Bacha burnt. 
 Sheikh: Fine, then why does the Bacha have a thick Shudra nose, unlike my thin graceful one?
 Sheikha: When the Bacha came out, the mid-wife must have dropped him on the floor on his
face. 
 Sheikh: Then why the Bacha's Zubb (penis) is big and Kala, unlike my Chota Gora (short fair)
one ?
 Sheikha: Must be a Telingana Black Snake came and bit him there!

The End