Malabari Jokes and Manglish (Malabari English)
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 - What is the tax on a Malabari's income called ? 
 Ingum Dax

 - Where did the Malayali study ? 
 In the ko-liage

 - Why did the Malabari not go to ko-liage today ?
 He is very bissi.

 - Why did the Malabari buy an air-ticket ? 
 To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
 
 - Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff ?
 To yearn meney.

 - Why did his wife get angry?
 Because he was louwing a fair Aryan woman.

 - Who found out that?
 His aandy.

 - Why do Malabaris wear long lungis and not short ones ? 
 They have to hide their long zoobs (cocks).

 - What did the Malabari do when the plane caught fire ?
 He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

 - How does a Malabari spell moon ?
 MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

 - What is Malabari management graduate called ?
 Yem Bee Yae.

 - What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
 He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

 - What does a Malabari use to commute to office everyday?
 An Oto

 - Where does a Malabari pray ? 
 In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

 - Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
 A Malaya-Lee of-course.

 - Name the only part of the werld, where Malloos don't werk hard ?
 Kerala.

 - Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
 Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

 - Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
 He had a Malabari baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

 - What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
 " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

 - Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams ?
 Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

 - Who is Malabari's fyamousu eactor and aectress?
 Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

 Now pass it on to 5 Malabaris to get a free sample of kokanet oil.
 Pass it on 10 Malabaris to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
 Pass it on to 15 Malabaris to get a set of BROGUN bones....

The End