Wished he had one like that
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 One day Sheikh Chilli returned home from the Masjid much earlier than normal, and found his
Bibi on their marriage-bed, white legs wide apart, being vigorously copulated by a muscular
Kala Shudra Goonda (black Shudra goon). On noticing the gigantic size of the Shudra Goonda's
black masculine organ, the Sheikh exclaimed, "Ya Allah! I wished I had a Zubb like that!" 

 At this, the Goonda dismounted from the Sheikha and said, "Fine, I will give it to you." Then
the Shudra wrestled the Sheikh to the ground, turned him around, pulled down his pyjamas, and
sodomized him!

The End