Title: Zubb Contest
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Three young boys, a Sayyid, an Ansari and a Shudra were on the
playground in Moradabad. The Sayyid boy proposed that they play
a new game, "Who has the biggest Doodool". "Fine," the others 
agreed.

 The Sayyid boy untied his *nari* (trouser-string) and took out
his Doodool (penis). Holding his white Doodool in his hand, he
showed it to the other boys. It was about four inches long.

 "That is nothing," said the Ansari boy. He took his out. His
ivory Aryan staff was a little longer, at six inches.

 Finally, the Shudra boy then took out his Doodool. Now, the
Shudra boy's Doodool was black and huge, dwarfing the other two
in both length and width. It was an astonishing nine inches long
and correspondly thick. The Sayyid and Ansari boys were amazed.

 "*Haramzada*, that thing is huge!" they exclaimed, and conceded 
defeat.

 That night, while eating dinner at home, the Shudra boy boasted
to his mother, "Today I beat the other boys at the playground at
a game."

 "What was the game you won ?" asked the mother.

 "We played *Who has the biggest *Doodool*." 

 "What game is that ?" asked the mother.

 "All of us boys had to pull out our Doodools and see who was
biggest.  My *zubb* was the largest! So I won the game."
explained the Shudra boy.

 "The other boys said my zubb was bigger was because I am
*Shudra*. Is that true, Mom ?"

 The mother replied, "No, it I because you are twenty, while
they are ten!"

The End