Title: Punjabi Girl Learns Her Lesson
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 A Punjabi girl heard that Shudra Aadmis (men) had enormous Zubbs 
(penises) and were very good in bed. Hence, she decided to try 
to gano (sex) a Shudra man. So she chose a stout Shudra 
rickshaw-wallah [rickshaw-puller] and had him drive her home when 
her parents were away. Inviting him into her house on the pretext 
of paying him money, she started to kiss and caress him. Eager to 
find out if the rumours she heard were true, she pulled down his 
*dhoti*. Out popped the Shudra man's big black Zubb, which was nine
inches long when soft and correspondingly thick. The Punjabi
girl gasped and said, "Ya Allah! That is the biggest Zubb I
have ever seen!"

 Eagerly, she pulled him to her room, and took off her *shalwar
kameez*. Lying on the bed, she spread her creamy white thighs
far apart and hissed, "Come on, you wonderful Shudra man. Do what
you do best!"

 With this, the Shudra man tied one of her hands to the bed.
Then, he got up and stole her expensive jewelry and left the
place !

The End