Shudra Tattoo
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke
 
 As a condition to getting married, Sheikh Chilli's Bibi demanded that she have his name
tattooed on his Zubb (penis). Her name was Asmah, and the tattoo was done while his Gurz
(penis) was erect, so that when it was soft only the black Perso-Arabic letters A and H were
visible on his pink Zubb. One day, Sheikh Chilli went to a bathroom and while he was relieving
himself a big Kala Shudra Goonda (black Shudra goon) stood next to him.  To his astonishment,
Sheikh Chilli noticed that the Shudra man also had "Asmah" tattooed in golden letters on his
black organ.

 "Is your Bibi's name also Asmah ?" inquired Sheikh Chilli. 

 "No. Why ?" 

 "I see you have the name "Asmah" tattooed on your Zubb, just as I have here," replied the
Sheikh. With this, the Sheikh pulled on his Zubb, so that the word "Asmah" became visible, and
showed it to the Shudra.
 
 "Oh, mine does not stand for Asmah. Here, this is what it stands for." With this, the Shudra
pulled on his Zubb and then showed it to the Sheikh. Sheikh Chilli then read out loud: "`As
Salaamu A'laykum Wa Rahmat oo-Allah i wa Barakatah' (Peace / upon you / and the / mercy of God
/ and / His blessings)."

 The End