Title: Zubb or Doodool ?
 Author: Navabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

  It was during the glorious days of the Timurid Caliphate of
Delhi. A handsome Shahzada Salim of pure Perso-Arabic stock
wanted to marry a pure and innocent Muslim girl. This was
important, for he was extremely jealous, and somewhat concious
of the size of his Zubb (penis), which he thought was below the
average. He was concerned that, after his marriage, his wife
would not be satisifed with his penis size, if she had had
lovers better endowed than him.

  Moreover, he knew that chaloo (smart) girls could use small
drops of blood hidden in a ring or small bottle to fake
virginity. He even heard that some had their hymens tied
together again. Meanwhile, other chaloo Muslim girls preserved
their virginity through anal intercourse.  Hence, he was not at
all certain about the usual methods of ascertaining virginity,
and had decided to use his own.

   His thinking was, that the only way of ascertaining if the
girl was a virgin, was to see if she knew any dirty words or
not. If a girl knew of vulgar words, then she was sure to have
been enjoyed by other men. However, if the girl did not know any
dirty words, but used childish words instead, then she was sure
to be pure and uncorrupted. 

  Shahzada Salim hence began his search for a pure Muslim bride. 
With each girl, he would take her away from her parents to a
secluded place under some pretext or the other, pull down his
shalwar, and, pointing to his penis, ask each girl what she
called it. While he visited countless Shahzadis, Nawabzadis,
Nizamzadis, Imamzadis, and Banus, they all used vulgar words
like zubb, gurz, nara and shanga, and even downright dirty ones 
like Teloogoo or Linga. The girls also seemed very interested 
when he showed his penis to them, and brazenly stared at it.

  Finally, he found a pure Muslim girl named Sayyida Nafeesa, who 
belonged to a famous family tracing their descent to the Prophet 
Muhammad himself. Now, the Shahzada tested her like the others, 
and when he showed her his prick, she called it by the modest name of 
doodool. Moreover, she was very embarassed and asked him to tie 
his nari and did not like to look at his doodool.

  The Shahzada was delighted. Convinced of her modesty, he finally 
married her. The wedding was celebrated on a massiave scale typical 
of the Timurids. On the wedding night, he eagerly pulled down his 
shalwar and went onto the bed.

  Nafeesa became excited. "What a sweet doodool!" she exclaimed.

  Tahir smiled and said, "No, darling. Doodool is for small boys
only. Mine is a ZUBB!"

  Nafeesa looked at his genitals for some time and then replied, 
"No, darling, this is a doodool! A zubb is long and thick and black 
like a DRAVIDIAN one !"

The End