Title: Do You Want to See My Doodool ?
 Author: Navabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

  Tahir had been courting Zeenat for a few months. Tahir's dream
was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. All the while, Zeenat was
in fact very demure and modest. However, Tahir decided to test
Zeenat to see whether she was as innocent as she looked or not.

  Hence, one evening after a walk in a garden, Tahir took Zeenat
to a secluded place, untied his *nari* (trouser-string), turned
to her and asked:

  Tahir: Darling ... do you want to see my *doo-dool* or not ?

  Zeenat: NOO! I don't want! I don't want see your doodool !

  Instead of being annoyed, Tahir was happy to hear Zeenat talk 
like that. This confirmed that Zeenat was really innocent and 
pure. A few days after that, Tahir proposed to Zeenat and her 
parents and they agreed.
 
  One the same night, Tahir again tested Zeenat and like the 
previous time, Zeenat said, "I don't want to see! I don't want 
to see!" Again Tahir was very happy with her response.

 Then came the wedding night. Tahir was *sala* excited that
night! He thought to himself, "*Sala*, Zeenat is so innocent and
pure, she is surely still a virgin!" So he went to his bedroom
where Zeenat was waiting for him. Eager to finally take her
virginity, Tahir untied his *nari*, took off his shalwar and
climbed onto the bed.

 Tahir: Now that we are finally married, you can look at me 
naked without feeling guilty mehboob!

 Zeenat (looking at Tahir): Ya Allah! What a sweet doodool! Your
doodool so cute!

 Tahir: No, mehboob. Doodool is for small boys only. Mine is a 
ZUBB!

 Zeenat (looked at it a while): No, Tahir, what you have IS a
doodool. A zubb is hard, long, big and black like a SUDRA one!

The End