Title: Heaven and Hell
 Author: Navabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Category: Joke

Heaven is when you have A : -
 - Kashmiri Chahra (Face)	with a 
 - Brahmin Damagh (Brain)	on top of a
 - Muslim Tunn (Body), 		with a
 - Dravidian Zubb (Penis)	to please a
 - Rajput Bibi (Wife)		knowing how to cook 
 - Bengali Food 		grown on a 
 - Marathi Farm 		and you own a 
 - Punjabi Mahal (House)	having an
 - Oriya Abu (Father)		and earn a 
 - Gujarati Wazifat (Salary)!

Hell is when you have A : - 
 - Punjabi Damagh (Brain)	behind a 
 - Dravidian Chahra (Face), 	adorning a
 - Marathi Body, 		and all you have is a
 - Brahmin Zubb (Penis),	to please a 
 - Bengali Bibi (Wife) 		who cooks
 - Rajasthani Food		from your 
 - Kashmiri Farm, 		and all you own is a 
 - Gujarati Mahal (House)	with a 
 - Muslim Father		and you earn an 
 - Oriya Wazifat (Salary) !

The End