Title: All Men Have One 
 Author: Navabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 I have one, and
 Your brother has one, while
 Your father has one too.

 Your mother uses your father's one, and 
 Your chachi (auntie) uses your chacha's (uncle's) one, while
 Your sister will use her husband's one.

 Shankaracharya did not use his one, and 
 Anarkali did not even have one, while
 Muttiah Muralidharan had a really long one!

 Pundit Nehru had a short-short one, and
 Aurangzeb had a long one, while
 Mahashivalingam had an even longer one!

 Pandoos (Brahmins) have short ones, and
 Muslims have longer ones, while 
 Dravidians have the LONGEST ones!

 After marriage a husband loves to give his bibi (wife) his one, and
 Longer or shorter she has to take his one, while
 He won't let her use anybody elses' one.

 I have a short one.
 How long is your brother's ? 
 I think your brother has a short one like mine.

 How long is your father's ? 
 How long is yours, if you have one ?
 Do you know how long your neighbour's is ?

 Do you want one ?
 How long a one do you want ? 
 Long one or short one ?

 What do you think I am talking about ?


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 Think again, stop being so dirty-minded!


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 What is it I am talking about ?


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 Answer: I am talking about your last name!



The End