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Please read these before | | proceeding below. | |_____________________________________________| ---------------------------------------------------- | No Copyright: I, the creator of this work, hereby | | release it into the public domain. This applies | | worldwide. Further, I grant any entity the right | | to use this work for any purpose, without any | | conditions. Distribute Freely. | |___________________________________________________| Why Muslims Like Shudras by Pundit Pranab Barpande As any visitor to Oudh, Punjab, Hyderabad or Bengal can attest, the Muslims are fond of the Shudras. Shudras are employed in many walks of life in the Muslim mohallas. However, I often hear that the reason for this is because Islam does not have a caste system but Brahmanism does have a strict caste system, and the Muslims have liberated the Shudras from Brahmanical oppression. Nothing could be further from the truth. From having lived in Muslim mohallas, I can state that the real reason the Muslims like the Shudras so much is because the Shudra men have big Kala Lunds (black penises). And I have real experience to back up this statement. I grew up in the Braj country as a Braj Brahmin. Like the Brahmins in most northern countries, we adopted many Muslim customs and even ate beef regularly. I learned how to cook Muslim food. When I was young I moved to Oudh and I worked as a cook in the mahal of a prominent Muslim family of Oudh. The Sahib was a merchant, and the Bibi was the typical devout Musulmani Bibi. She prayed five times a day. Because she was very beautiful, I also lusted after her. When her Showhar was away at work, I approached her for intercourse, but she denied me. One day, her Showhar went on a long business trip for a few fortnights. Before going, the Begum told her Showhar that she needed a Goonda to protect her when he was away as she was scared. After he agreed to her initial request, she told him that she needed a stout Kala Shudra Goonda, because they were the best and were superior to Aryan Goondas. I was surprised when the obliging Sahib did as she had demanded and hired a Shudra Goonda a few days before leaving. The first night her showhar was gone she invited him to dinner with her. I was sorely jealous, because I considered myself second in line for her favours after her Showhar had gone. Instead, I had to serve them mutton biryani and sherbet as she eagerly talked with him and started him in his ugly Kala Shudra face. For her, I was just a Naukar, and had to serve them drinks throughout the night. I felt so jealous when she invited him to her bed. When he hesitated, I could not believe it but she paid him some gold coins to entice him to her bed. When I served them sherbet at night, I saw his Lund when they were copulating at night and it was gigantic. Ever since that day, I have a penis size inferiority complex. After a few days, I tried to blackmail her. I told her I would tell her Showhar about the dirty things she did with that Shudra Goonda when he came back, unless she let me sleep with her. She just fobbed me off. Naturally this angered me. So when her Showhar returned, I told him all that I had seen. To my surprise, he became very sheepish and his throat ran dry. He then croaked, "Our precious Musulmani Aurats don't desire our embraces because of the annoyingly small size of our puny fair Aryan Lunds. Hence they have to resort to the big-Lund Shudra Kalloos to obtain full sexual satisfaction." I was shocked that he blamed himself and his own men for their women going after Kalloos. While she spent the nights with her Showhar, she would sleep with the Shudra Goonda during the day time whenever he was away. The End