SEX:  Lots of it, honey

HOME:  Where my transponder is

HEIGHT:  I'm somewhat low in altitude.  But darling, that just means I'm closer to the ground, and you'll never see me coming.

EYES:  "A rougish eye is the brown."

HAIR:  Black as my coffee.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIVID SHOW?  "Secret Imperial Codetalkers"

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?  (looks up definition) We replaced that with the transdator centuries ago, sugar.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE:  "Praetorate Concubine Secrets."

FAVORITE SMELL:  The sweet smell of success after I've hopscotched through an entire battalion of Romulan krypta.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Finding out the code I've just broken is obsolete.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Hacking into the captain's secret transmissions.  I bet Marlena doesn't know about that "penpal" Areel Shaw.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: play dressup.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: "Shaka Zulu."  My great-great-grandfather had a bit role.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?  Klingon codes or Romulan krypta?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  Not for lack of Sulu's trying.  And Chekov only helps with his crazed plotted charts.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?  I work in one.  Silly question.

PEN OR PENCILS?  Neither.  I use an electronic ultra-v-stylus.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE COMM?  I don't answer comms.  I send hailing frequencies to others.

FAVORITE FOODS:  Redbush and flatbread with harissa-laced hummus.  Now that's powerfood.  And I don't just mean the garlic.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  I was raised in an Empire-sponsored orphanage for Disadvantaged Prodigies.  So I guess I would if I knew who they were.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Um.  Can you be more specific?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  Why should I choose?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?  Do you know what pork does to my body odor?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  Yes.  I drive Sulu insane every day with my indecipherable code transmissions.  Mr. "Security Chief" goes ape at the thought.

SO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  I sleep with a zebra hide that I killed with my bare hands after wounding it with a spear and chasing it thirty miles to the next waterhole.  Is that "Lieutenant Sensitive" enough for you?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Everybody knows the kind of pet I like. Too bad the captain won't let them out of cryo unless the Klingons show up.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD IT BE?  A Capellan powercat.  Leonard says I already am one, the sweet talker.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?  Next question!

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?  The English idiot who let "scissors", "island" and "aisle" in their spelling guide.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Millet beer.  Life is too short to drink cheap imitations.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  No such thing in my neck of the bush, honey.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  We don't eat broccoli where I come from.

GALS--WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?  I'd start with Sulu.  Just to see the look on his face.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Codetalker for the Praetorate.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Too funny.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?  I have a tattoo'd hide from an out-of-season wildebeest.  It was rabid and charging at me...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  I have no idea.  I have plenty of fun being in lust.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING:  Is there such a thing?

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?  Various personally-collected animal skins.

IS THE GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR HALF-FULL?  As communications officer, its my job to ask others that kind of question and report it to the captain.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?  The new coconut-banana-papaya energy bomb mix.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  I'm in my right mind.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  Type?  Do you see these nails?  Do you see any KEYS at my station?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  Those really neat Korean hand-rakes.  They make grand emergency weapons.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  Dehydrated spare brains in case I run into a great rawhide for tanning.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?  My bandwidth.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  An Imperial Mail Jeep.  It had reverse-sited steering wheel and gear shifts, but boy could that thing leap over the potholes.  Until I hit that crocodile.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? A Nile Special Hippo.  They don't look pretty, but darling, they never wear out.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:  Deathmatch Spelling Bees.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.  Chapel can mix a deadly Orion Suicide.  I'd like to know who taught her.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  Sulu.  He'll think I'm being coy, somehow.

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