SEX:  Male

HOME: (Pause) My quarters on ship.

HEIGHT:  Six point twenty five feet.

EYES:  Umber

HAIR:  Bittersweet chocolate brown with black undertones.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIVID SHOW?  I am partial to SCIENTIFIC ANOMOLY.  The televised discussions of the nonimmutable Laws of Physics validates my own personal theories of the Continuum.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  I do not have a "mouse pad."

FAVORITE MAGAZINE:  "VULCAN SCIENCE."

FAVORITE SMELL: The resinous burning from my firepot beast.  There would be no other reason why I burn it.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Feelings are an inconvenience, but I was disconcerted to face the possibility of shooting my captain after such a long and profitable campaign.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Feelings are an inconvenience, but I was gratified that my captain was really an imposter and I did not have to shoot anyone.  The paperwork that results from every onship kill detracts from my personal time.

THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS:  I do not have weekends.  Time is circular in nature; to conceive it as linear is illogical.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:  I occasionally put in a recording of the Annual Vulcan Lyre Contest Finals and measuure my skill against my father.  Next year I will take first place.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?  It is threesday.  My woman does my beard on threesdays.
 
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  I do not know what that is.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?  See above.  But if it is deadly, I would avoid it.  And I do not admit to excitement.

PEN OR PENCIL? I do not employ methods that are less efficient than a stylus.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE COMM?  One does not hesitate to answer a comm.

FAVORITE FOODS:  I eat to live.  I do not live to eat.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  They are both adequate in their functions.  I have no difficulties with taking care of them when they reach their dotterage.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  I have been charged with 678 counts of lawbreaking and immoral conduct in Non-Imperial Space.  But I have never been convicted in person.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? By what do you mean?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? I do not know the purpose of them.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  Driving is a function, not a recreation.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  I am partial to sehlats.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?  Fearing an act of nature is illogical.  Likewise admiring it.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?  This Surak person the Mirror-McCoy accused me of needing to "bone up my reading" on.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Vulcans were spared the dubious effects of alcohol.  Possibly why we were conquered.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  I was born in the Shi'kahr Hospital, which is directly beneath the Red Star of Rigel, if that is what you mean to ask.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  What is broccoli?

GUYS--WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GIRL FOR HER SHIRT?  If I needed it, of course.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have it.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have no desire to color my hair.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?  I have my House Sigil.  It is under my tongue.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  I do not understand how one can be "in" an emotional state.  One merely experiences them.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Killing my wife when the priestess says, "Speak now or forever hold your peace."

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?  My possessions.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  I do not see the glass in question.  You should re-submit this form to me and see if it scans.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? What are snapples?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  (withering) All lyre-adepts are right-handed.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  This is either an exceptionally foolish question, or I am misunderstanding it.  Please rephrase.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Considering the actions of beings such as Trelane and Apollo, I find it unwise in the extreme to express a desire to be anything of a non-Vulcan nature.  Speculation might very well become reality.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  Nothing.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?  Why would I have a preference?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  A four-year old le-matya hovercraft.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?  I do not dream of cars.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  LIVE ARENA on Vulcan Night.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I do not know who keeps sending these to me.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  The captain.  Marlena censors his mail with a heavy hand.

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