SEX:  ha! Only if with Rosie Palm and her five friends counts.

HOME:  Terek Nor, until the damn Alliance drives us out. I dare 'em!!

HEIGHT:  What do you think, I'm an Irishman! We're not known for producing basketball players.

EYES:  Whatever color you want if it'll get me laid.

HAIR:  curly blonde/brown that looks like a vole's nest if you ask me

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIVID SHOW?  B'Villa's "Starship Improvement"

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  *shrug* Now ask me what's on my spanner, THAT I know.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE:  Who has time to read! Everything on this damn station is falling apart around my ears. Bloody Cardassians!

FAVORITE SMELL: the smell of no smell (means the air recyclers are actually working)

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Watching the Alliance scum squeal like pigs when we kick THEIR BLOODY ARSE!

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Being called "Smiley" and having my cheeks pinched.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: fix whatever broke on Friday night

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:  "Working In the Ore Mine"...NOT!

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?  Please don't let anything break down today.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  nah

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?  I wouldn't know. Never had the time or freedom to go on one!

PENS OR PENCILS? Huh? Are those used to fix phase coils?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  I never get to it in time. It rings, I raise up, smack my head against some piece of equipment, rub it and curse like a ore worker, and THEN try to get up. By that time there's no one there.

FAVORITE FOODS:  anything that's not Cardassian, Bajoran or Klingon!

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  the're dead

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  What Terran hasn't been?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  both

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?  both - Terran food used to be scarce so I eat all I can get now

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  that's Bashir's pleasure

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  no

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  a python or a scorpion...or a sheep, yeah a sheep! Then Rosie could get some rest.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  A fly on the wall

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?  don't really care one way or the other

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? That old mirror universe Kirk who gave our Spock bloody notions of being noble! If it weren't for him, the Intendant would be polishing my shoes right now.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Irish whiskey

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  Aries

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  yes

GUYS--WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GIRL FOR HER SHIRT?  I can only dream...

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Anything as long as I didn't have to work in the mines again...preferably a job where I could order someone to do all the damn repairs around here.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  ah, the color's okay, but the curls have to go

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?  I've got so many scars I don't have room for any tattoo.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  no but I wanna be

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING:  never thought I'd live to be old enough to marry

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?  the walls are bare

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  half empty

WHAT IS YOUUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?  Snapple?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  Righty.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  I don't type if I can help it. Dax complains that I get everything dirty.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  uh, can I choose a power tool instead?

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  hell if I know

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?  Is this important?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  never had one

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DREAM CAR? never had one

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:  don't have one - they're all Klingon, Cardassian or Bajoran games anyway

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:  Bashir might be a tempermental arse, but I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have on my side.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?   Tuvok - he would say that doing a survey like this is not logical.

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