NAME:  Marlena Moreau, *Captain's Woman,* ISS ENTERPRISE.

SEX:  FEMALE!
 
HOME: With my Captain, the love of my life.
 
HEIGHT:  Shorter than my captain, of course.
 
EYES:  flashing brown
 
HAIR:  Black as Death
 
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIVID SHOW?  I don't watch the tris.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  Haven't these questions CHANGED in the past 300 years?
 
FAVORITE MAGAZINE:  "Knowing Your Man."
 
FAVORITE SMELL: Victory

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Defeat.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Watching my enemies die.

THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS:  Check up on the Captain's Mail, throw out all the junk, give him what's important AND RELEVANT.  Are you reading this, you stuffed Vulcan?

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:  "Amature Night" on LIVE ARENA.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?  Will my captain finally get the nerve to assassinate a Commodore and rise in power?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  Only in bed (evil smirk).

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?  Who wants to get in a roller coaster?

PEN OR PENCIL? Pen or pencil WHAT?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE COMM?  Comms BLEEP, you plebe.

FAVORITE FOODS:  Nothing that exists on ship.
 
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  Parents are an old-fashioned notion that have outlasted its time.  I was raised properly, in an Imperial Creche.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  What are you implying?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Both

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Both

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  I drive my man onward, through the ranks of power.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  (Derisive laughter)

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Something poisonous.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?  More like a potential for something new to happen on ship.  Just ask the last Landing Party to Halka.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?  I don't like people.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Whatever's at hand.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  The Lioness.
 
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  Why?

GALS--WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?  My captain strips for me, and me only.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have it.  For now.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Are you implying I need to color my hair??  Let me tell you, its a myth that the captain prefers blondes!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Only my captain knows the answers to that.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  You are starting to annoy me.  Its not just the CAPTAIN'S enemies who disappear, you know.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I'll have it when my captain makes Praetor.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?  They're bare.  I have a Latin temper.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  What glass?  I missed that too.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Are snapples like apples?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  Right-handed.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  How much time has been wasted on just THAT stupid question?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? And THAT one!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  The floor, you imbecile.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?  These questions just get worse and worse.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  Finally an intelligent question.  A Jett Hovercraft.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?  I don't dream of *a* car.  When I get to be a Praetor's Woman, I can pick any car I want.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  LIVE ARENA on Amature Night.  The real cowards always soil themselves before death.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  Spock.  He's jealous that I have the captain's attention.

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