SEX: always ready, constantly willing, and more than able

HOME: Terek Nor

HEIGHT: average

EYES: beguiling brown; soft limpid pools of liquid chocolate to drown in; if you see a glint in them, it's the foreshadowing of your imminent demise

HAIR: sable

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIVID SHOW? "D'Abo Girls on Display" (simply scrummy)

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Who cares? I have servants to do all that stuff for me.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: "Torturer of the Month"

FAVORITE SMELL: chocolate that's been dipped in a nicely aroused pussy...or spread over a rock hard cock

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Knowing that all around me, my so-called "friends" and "colleagues" are plotting my demise. It's hard work being on my toes all the time.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Watching First Officer Garak squirm when he gets caught in another assassination attempt

THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS: sleep, have sex, eat, sleep, have sex, sleep some more

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Nine Inch Stembolts "I Wanna F*ck You Like a Targ"

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Who should I torture or have sex with today?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? never

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? What are they?

PEN OR PENCIL? Oh goody! History trivia. Hmmmm....

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE COMM? usually ten or so before I get up to answer - and it'd better be damn important to pull me away from my "diversions"

FAVORITE FOODS: chocolate, Kanar, stuffed Cardaway leaves, chee'lash

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? they're dead - it's a long story and I don't like to talk about it

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? I'm the Intendant... who would dare to charge me?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? ohhhhhhh like you don't know already

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? nothing crunchy, I like my food sweet and smooth...it's sex that I like rough and crunchy

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Never! Why should I drive when I've got others to do it for me?

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I've slept with some "animals" that were hung like a gettle, but never stuffed.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I already have pets....and they service me quite nicely.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? rwwwrrrrrr a pussy...cat

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? I love them

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? oh! History trivia again, huh? I guess I'd like to meet my doppleganger from that other universe again; making love with her would be like masturbating, only better.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Kanar

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini *giggle*

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? never tried it

GIRLS--WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Oh yes, I believe in wearing as little clothing as I can get away with, and I like my companions to do the same.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Already have it.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I love my hair just the way it is.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I have a tattoo of a Bajoran Orb on my right hip.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? maybe with myself...

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: weddings are so... limiting

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OFF YOUR ROOM? silks, brocades, candles, handcuffs, chains...the usual

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? either way I'm in need of a refill

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Snapple? Is that another word for a dildo? Because I'd have to say the Model TVH - Cardassian. It's got these ridges, and the flexible scaling on it....ohhh, I think we need to take a short interview break!

*15 minute break*

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I can caress and discipline with either hand.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? What? And chip my nails?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A hoe

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I have a mattress that lies on the ground. So nothing.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 1

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? never had one

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DREAM CAR? never wanted one

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Survivor: The Klingon Outback SAY ONE THING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Damar gives the most fabulous feet massages this side of the quadrant.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? First Officer Garak - he does things just to piss me off.

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