SEX:  female, never willingly.

HOME: Bajor.  The smallest bedroom of Diplomat Wynn's house.

HEIGHT:  Adequate

EYES:  Blue

HAIR:  Cursed Red.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIVID SHOW? The Diplomat refuses such frivolities

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  the computer is voice activated, but I do not touch it except to dust.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE:  Not literate.  These responses are being added by my brilliant son.

FAVORITE SMELL:  Clean house.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Being dismissed for the evening to spend time with Wesley, free of demands for a few hours.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:   The sinking in the pit of my stomach when the clumsy cook breaks another dish.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Clean, menu plan, shop, a chatelaine's work is never done.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:  A what?

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?  Can I make another day without getting beaten, sold, or killed?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  Yes.  I hate shuttles

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? What?

PENS OR PENCILS?  ?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  One, or it's a beating.

FAVORITE FOODS:   Anything I don't cook.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Never knew them.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  Being human is crime enough.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  What?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?  What?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  No.  it makes me ill, but Diplomat Wynn insists it is unseemly for her to do so.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Pets are not permitted.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Something free.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARYHate them, hate them.  The Diplomat is afraid of them and takes it out on us.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?  Spock.  I would personally kill him before he could destroy the greatness of the terran empire and make us all slaves!

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Not permitted.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  My what?  I don't even know how old I am.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  Wasting food will earn me a beating.  I make Wesley eat them.

GIRLS--WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?  Only if it needs laundering.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  A teacher of free human children.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  dark, to hide the harlot shade.  My master before Mistress Wynn insisted that was all i was with the flaming hair.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?  I have an ugly "property of" on the back of my neck.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  Love is for free women.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Just having one.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A couple of Wesley's drawings, some old tapestries to cut the chill.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? It needs topping off. Either way, I have to get it out before it makes a ring on the table.

WHAT IS YOUUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?  my what>

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  Ambi.  Have to be in this house.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  Wesley does.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  The hose.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  I sleep on a pallet on the floor.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?  Why?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  Never owned one, but I drive the Diplomat's groundcar frequently.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DREAM CAR?  I hate groundcars.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:  D'abo for Freedom.  Held every three years in the Great Stadium.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:  Will Riker is a good, kind, free man, who is very good to buy Wesley as a teacher for his son.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  Any other Terran.  Illiterate, you know.

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