SEX:  What do you think?

HOME:  Since Exo is out, Enterprise is in.

HEIGHT: Average

EYES:  Steely Nurses' Blue (which is icier than the regular Science Blue, just stand me next to my boss)

HAIR:  Currently, blonde and high-piled.  Best place to hide a dagger.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIVID SHOW?  "Live Arena."  I root for the androids.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  Got me.  I don't even know what that is.  Did we order one for the lab?

FAVORITE MAGAZINE:  "CAREER WOMAN"

FAVORITE SMELL:  Anything desert-related.  Chaparrel is nice.  It reminds me of Vulcan.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Watching my fiance's mechanical parts hanging out while he's explaining that he didn't mean to keep any secrets from me.  He saved me the trouble when he pulled the phaser on himself.  And on that mechanical geisha.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Spock offering me a part time job as his yeoman.  Not much pay, but oh the fringe benefits...

THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS:  Whatever Mr. Spock wants me to do.  Vulcans don't *have* weekends.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:  LIVE ARENA'S "Here Come the Mugatos."

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
MORNING?  It's a Threesday.  I get to trim Mr. Spock's beard on Threesdays.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  Yes, and often, thanks to our work.  Although, I'm not sure if its the actual jouncing, or the bitter envy I feel when I watch Leonard calmly perform surgery while we're under attack.  The man never so much as missed a suture on Sarek.  It's inhuman.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?  I fell asleep in my last one.

PEN OR PENCIL?  Is that like a stylus?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE COMM?  On the ISS ENTERPRISE?  Are you insane?  I leap to respond!

FAVORITE FOODS:  raw seafood, preferably still alive.  Hard to get though.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  If I did I wouldn't dedicate my entire life to a crazy archaeologist, would I?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  Not on *this* ship!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  Neither.  Pistachio.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?  Bacon Bits--so long as they're imitation.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  Yes.  Its safer to be the driver.  Let the other person ride shotgun and spot for hostile natives.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  I wouldn't sleep with hungry ones, if that's what you mean.  I'm a snake lover.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  I have my choice in lab.  Gossamer mice irritate me.  You can't see anything but their droppings.  What kind of satisfaction would that be?

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  I *am* an animal.  I'm certainly not a vegetable or a mineral.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?  I think they're cool.  Especially since my boss, the captain, Uhura and Scott have recently developed this godawful phobia about them.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?  Whoever invented the Baked Alaska.  Do you know what a Vulcan will *do* to have that on their plate?

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Orion Suicides.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  Leo.  Grrr.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  Sure.  That qualifies as a whole different vegetable in stirfry.

GIRLS--WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?  Why not?  It's not like there's an imbalance of skin between the sexes in the Empire.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Already have it.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  I do.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?  I do have a tattoo.  But why should I tell you about it?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  Do stupid Androids count?

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING:  Weddings are a hassle.  Its better to live in sin.

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OFF YOUR ROOM?  The usual.  Knick knacks, posters, my marksman medals...

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  Depends.  Did I fill it up or was it given to me?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?  What the hell is Snapple?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  Righty.  I'm having to train lefty, though.  My boss insists.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  Good grief, what a stupid question.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? There's no right way to answer that question.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  Back issues of CAREER WOMAN.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?  My bra size.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  A Gladiator GX-1

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DREAM CAR?  I go for ships.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  Live Arena.

SAY ONE THING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.  Leonard makes the meanest Orion Suicide in the Galaxy.  We should patent it as a weapon.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  Whoever got assassinated today.

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