Hardguy's Former Dirty Little Corner of the Internet

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Oh!

Hello. Fancy seeing you here.

This place has been dead for, uh, around two and a half years now? Something like that. Anyways, I don't post my stories here anymore. I now do all that on Archive of Our Own instead, so you're probably better off looking me up on there (or clicking this handy link) and just forgetting about this place. I know, I know, it's kind of sad to leave a site like this one with all of it's history and meaning, but it really does feel like an unreliable host given that it was down for so long, and really, let's be honest, this place has its limitations with what authors can do here. I would LOVE if I were able to setup something like a Joomla content system and continue to post stories here and even be able to write a kind of authoring blog, but unless this place starts offering PHP and MySQL functions to authors, I have to give up on that dream.

So...yeah. I'm happy a place like ASSTR existed for as long as it did, but I've moved on. Don't worry, AO3 is committed to the ideals of free speech and doesn't rely on advertising, so the chances of it being pressured into getting rid of stories like mine are non-existant. I mean, it literally was created because LiveJournal was pressured into banning Harry Potter smut authors, so I feel pretty confident about it. Also you don't even have to register an account there to read or leave comments! But you know, if you do register, then you can subscribe to me as an author, and then you'll get an e-mail any time I put up something new! I think that's pretty neat.

Anyways, that's where I'm gonna be now. I hope you come along.

hardguy

January 13, 2026

My works at Archive of Our Own:

It Began One Day at the Mall
Meant to Be

Secrets
After Class

Love Muffins

Daddy's Bed

The Hole

A Memorable Vacation