WACO’S LUMMOX
Waddie Greywolf

Chapter 11


The only sound in the RV was the soft drone of the air-conditioning as it pumped out cool air like a holy blessing on such a hot evening. JR had Hank Morgan’s rapt attention as he carefully described his previous evening. Hank listened in awe to what his son was telling him. Even with a prior admonishment from his master, what his son would be telling him was true, Hank had a hard time believing, but in the back of his mind, strangely enough, it all made perfect sense. It better explained the mystery of Lazarus Long. “But the best part, Hank,” JR looked up into the big man’s eyes he was now leaning up against, “Captain Long said with slaves being given the option of living much longer lives, their sentences must be reconsidered accordingly. If a man knew he could live for ten to twenty times longer than the normal life span, who would want to live as a slave for that length of time? He said they had to make it worthwhile for a man to want to live a longer life. So that means you might not have to be a slave forever, Hank. Master Charlie’s a good master, he would honor a decision made to grant you freedom after a decided period,” JR said.

“That would be an incentive, but you’ll forgive me if’n I don’t get my hopes up, Son. I been a slave too damn long to believe in pie in the sky. You chose to take the longevity shot, Young Master?” Hank asked.

“Yes, sir. My brother and his slaves were all gonna’ take it. I didn’t wanna’ be left out, Hank. Mr. Goodnight said he’d tell ma for me. He said he’d tell her he made the right decision to allow me the choice. Captain Long didn’t force none of us. As fearful as ma was about Ox’s milk maybe we shouldn’t tell her about it right away, but look what Ox's milk done for me, Hank? I ain’t had me no headache since I been drink’n it, and what I experienced with my brothers on Captain Long’s ship, I would a’ had a split’n headache for sure. I think whatever was wrong with me is gone. It’s like a miracle, and I’m so thankful not to have them damn headaches no more.”

“We’re happy for you, Son,” Hank told his boy, “I think I’ll talk with Master Goodnight about what and when to tell yore’ ma about this. Master Goodnight has a way with yore’ ma nobody else does. He can git her to see reason when I cain’t sometimes. So you say Master Long, my new ramrod, is the captain of a spaceship what will take us away when things git bad here on Earth?” Hank asked.

“Yes, sir. There’s a lot more, but we all got a part to play. It’s jes’ so exciting to me, I had to share it with somebody I love who I know loves and understands me. I couldn’t think a’ nobody better’n you, Hank,” JR said.

“I’m glad you did, Son. I do love you, JR, more’n you’ll ever know. Just the idea I might git to be around to watch you grow up, have a family of yore’ own, have little ones, why, that’d be incentive enough for me to wanna’ live longer. I got a feeling this may work out to everyone’s benefit. I wonder when Master Long will ask us slaves if’n we want the shot?”

“As soon as you let Master Goodnight know you’ll volunteer, Mr. Morgan. Captain Long thinks you’re a good man, sir. It was him what told me he thought I should tell you about my evening on his ship. Oh, Hank, I hope you do decide to volunteer. I want to see you walk as a freeman one day. I’ll do ever’ damn thing in my power to see it happen. I love you that much, Hank,” JR said.

“You think this old love-starved slave could have me another one a’ them sweet buckaroo kisses, Son?” Hank asked tenderly.

“You can have all you want, Hank, anytime you want ‘em. All you gotta' do is ask real nice-like,” JR replied and giggled.

The men kissed another sweet and gentle kiss, but this time the emotion was too great for them. Hank enfolded JR in his big arms and started weeping. JR was sobbing with his head resting on Hank’s broad shoulder. “God, I love you, JR. Yore' momma couldn't a' made you no finer,” Hank said as he held his boy tight.

“I love you, too, Hank. I don't never want to do without you in my life,” JR replied quietly.

* * * * * * *
Their talk over, JR turned off the air-conditioner, and the men slowly walked back across the compound. This time Hank reached down and took JR’s smaller hand in his as they walked together. They walked slowly like they didn't want their time together to end too soon. As they reached the middle of the huge compound they saw Charlie and Lazarus come out of the big house and walk down the porch steps toward them. Charlie raised his hand to acknowledge the men and have them wait for a minute. JR gently squeezed Hank’s big hand to let him know it was all right with him to be holding his hand. Hank looked down at him and smiled. He squeeze his hand back, and they stood waiting for Charlie and Lazarus. “Two mighty fine look’n men, wouldn’t you say, Ramrod?” Charlie asked his new foreman.

“Right handsome, Boss, right handsome, indeed,” Lazarus replied.

“You men have a good talk?” Charlie grinned at Hank and JR.

“We did, Master Goodnight, and thanks for yore’ warning,” Hank said.

“You’re welcome, Hank. If’n I hadn’t a’ seen it with my own eyes, I don’t think I’d believe Waco if’n he’s to come to me and told me a tale like ‘at.”  

“How much do you think we should tell Miss Ida, Mr. Goodnight?” Hank asked.

“Oh, Lord. It might be easier coming from you and JR, Hank. Tell her you done talked with me, and I confirmed ever’ thing JR told you. You plan on staying with her this evening?” Charlie inquired.

“She’s invited me, sir, if’n you don’t mind,” Hank said humbly.

“You know I don’t mind, as long as it’s all right with Ida. Lord knows I wanna’ keep that woman happy,” the men shared a laugh, “We’ll see ya’ll for breakfast in the morning, then. Come, we’ll walk that way with you. I’m taking our new ramrod down to look at the foreman’s house. I ain’t been in there in a several years. We ain’t had us no foreman since old man Dobbs and his wife decided to retire right after my daddy died. They moved in with their family down Harlingen way. Ida keeps it clean and dusted once a month, but I thought we’d take a look at it. Maybe Lazarus would like to use it. After all, it comes with the foreman’s job.”

“Sounds like a fine idea to me, sir. Looking forward to working with you tomorrow, sir,” Hank spoke to Lazarus.

“Won’t be much different from the way we been working, Hank,” Lazarus chuckled, “Don’t expect no big changes. I’d like to speak to the men in the morning after Mr. Goodnight, talks with them. I wanna’ assure ‘em things will continue as normal, and I ain’t out to make no radical changes. There will eventually be some changes, but they won’t be nothing what’ll upset nobody.”

The men reached Ida’s cottage and said their goodbyes. JR held the door for Hank as they strolled into the cottage hand in hand. JR only dropped Hank’s hand to go to his mother to give her a quick hug and a peck on the cheek. Ida Wallace could tell something powerful happened between her men. Women are that way. They know about their men. She could tell they’d been crying, but they had the biggest damn smiles on their faces. They were laughing and joking with each other like they always did, but she never saw Hank and JR holding hands before. That really piqued her curiosity, but Ida was satisfied they had a good time together.

Ida invited Hank and JR into the kitchen for some left over chicken and other stuff from the big dinner. JR begged off saying he ate so much at dinner he was still full. He asked if he could be excused and go to his room to watch TV. Ida told him he could. He hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. Then he went to Hank and threw his arms around him to hug him. Hank blushed, but slowly put his big cowboy arms around JR. JR gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek. “Goodnight, Mr. Morgan. I meant ever’ damn word I said this evening, Hank. If’n you need me, I’ll be in my room. I got chore' back, Cowboy,” JR said firmly.

Hank went weak in his knees, but he managed to give JR a quick peck on his cheek. “I meant ever’ word I said, too, Young Master, and it’s good to know you got my back covered,” he smiled and winked at JR. JR giggled and left the room. Hank sat down in one of Ida’s kitchen chairs and looked at her with tears in his eyes. “Thank you, Woman, for him. I could never do enough for you or give you enough to show you how much you and him mean to me,” Hank said. He put his head in his hands and began to sob; something he never did in front of any woman let alone the woman he loved.

Ida went to him, held him, and comforted him. “There ain’t nothing you could give me, Hank. There ain’t nothing we want from you but yore’ love, Sweetheart. I think our little man is growing up,” she allowed.

“He is Ida Mae. Ain't no doubt in my mind. He’s beginning to wake up to things he’s jes’ accepted before. He knows something ain’t quite kosher with his relationship with you, me, Master Charlie, and Waco. He gimme’ a big hug and a kiss this evening and told me he thought on me as his pa. He like ta’ ripped my old heart out, Ida. He looks just like I did at his age. H’it ain’t gonna’ be long before he puts two and two together,” Hank said.

“I know. I been noticing him watching you and trying to do ever’thing jes’ like you do it. He’s even got chore’ walk down pat. He looks like a little you when I see him walking across the compound. I know I told you to let me tell him one day, but I changed my mind about that, Hank. If and when he asks, I jes’ know, after tonight, it’s gonna’ be you he comes to for the truth. It wouldn’t be right for you to lie to him. He might think you was trying to deny him, and you two have grown too close for that. If he asks, Hank, I want you to tell him the truth,” Ida Mae insisted.

“Oh, God, I don’t know if’n I can, Ida Mae,” Hank said through his tears.

“Of course you can, Hank Morgan. JR is your son. He's your flesh and blood. Don’t matter to him none you’re a slave," Ida tried to console the big cowboy.

“I know, he told me this evening he didn’t care. He was so loving and sweet he had me in tears, Ida.”

“He’s coming to an age he’s gonna’ need his daddy more, and h’it ain’t right we put it off on Mr. Goodnight. I know he’d do it without giving it a thought. Master Charlie's been too darn good us, Hank, to give him extra worries.”

“I agree, Hon. I think when he does discover I’m his pa, he’ll be able to keep it quiet. I’ll jes’ impress on him the necessity of playing a role to keep him from being enslaved. I’ll tell him how wonderful a man Master Charlie is to have done what he done for him and us. I don’t think he’ll have no problem. He don’t even have to give up being Waco’s brother. I think Waco would have some’um to say about that. He idolizes JR.”

“They been awful good to him, Hank. I noticed he ain’t had no headache in almost a month. I was wrong, I apologize. You were right to want him to try Ox’s milk. Still hard for me to think on it, though.”

“He won’t have no more problems, Sweetheart. He was exposed to some critters what healed him the rest of the way and removed every blemish and wart from his body. I didn’t believe him at first, but he showed me his hands and feet. Honey, he ain’t got a mole or a wart on him no wheres. His skin is flawless. That big wart what was on the back of his neck that give him so much problems is gone.”

“What? How, Hank?”

Hank told Ida about his conversation with Charlie Goodnight and his conversation with JR. Ida was stunned. She would shake her head like she didn’t know if she believed it or not, but she knew neither Hank or JR were prone to make up stories. Each was about as down to Earth as you could get. JR inherited that quality from his dad. “A spaceship, huh? Flew ‘em to Mars and Venus you say? I know’d there was some’um different about that man. For all his cowboy ways, Mr. Long is too intelligent and understanding a man to be a drifter cowboy. He ain't hard, stoic, and cynical like most cowboy drifters. I remember that big ship flying overhead the evening of Waco’s birthday and later Mr. Long and them critters come walking up. It all makes sense now. I don’t know’s I like the idea of him giving JR that shot.”

“Do you think he’d hurt JR, Sweetheart? Besides, he gave all the men with him the shot. Master Charlie said to tell you JR asked him, and he gave his permission. We’re gonna’ be offered it as well, Darlin.’ I’m gonna’ take it. If what Mr. Long says is true, they can’t keep me as a slave for thousands of years. Even if I have to work as a slave for another fifty years, it’d a’ be worth it to know one day I could ask you, as a freeman, to be my wife, Ida.”

“Oh, Hank, that would be wonderful. I’ll have to think on it some. The idea of not growing older has a lot of appeal, especially to a woman,” she smiled.

“According to JR, he ain’t gonna’ force nobody to take it. You’n me, how many times we talked about spending eternity together in the afterlife, Ida Mae? You know I’d walk by yore’ side for an eternity, and that ain’t no cowboy bullshit, neither. What if we had the possibility dropped in our laps in this life to spend a thousand or more years together? Do you think you’d grow tired of me, Woman?”

“God, Hank, I can’t git enough of you now. After a thousand years we’d jes’ be warm’n up,” Ida said and giggled, “I spend all week thinking about us being together on the weekend. To be able to lie in the same bed with you, as my husband every night, would be heaven itself, my love.”

“Would you really make me your love slave and make me run around without no clothes on?” Hank chuckled.

“Bet chore’ sweet ass I would, Cowboy! You don’t know how close I come to asking Master Charlie to play a joke on you and order you to stay naked all weekend and be my love-slave,” Ida declared and howled with laughter.

“I would a’ done it, too," Hank shot back, “I’d worship at yore’ feet, Woman.”

“Aww, Hank, I love you so much.”

“I love you, too, Ida Mae. You made me a man again and gimme’ the greatest gift a woman could give a man. You gimme’ a fine son, who I’m so proud of and love so much I could shout it to the heavens. I git down on my knees ever’ damn day after work and thank the good Lord for Master Charlie, you, and my boy. Now, I'm probably gonna' have to add Ramrod Long's name to my list.”

* * * * * * *
The door to the foreman’s house wasn’t locked and Charlie held the door for Lazarus to enter. There were three other houses in a row next to Ida Mae’s cottage but the foreman’s house was the biggest and at the end of the four. The men walked into the living area and nothing was out of place. It was exactly as the former occupants left it. The furniture was covered with old sheets and Charlie took off a few to show Lazarus it was old but clean and serviceable. He led Lazarus into the small kitchen and showed him a pantry back of the kitchen. There was a hallway which led to the back porch. Right behind the pantry on the porch was a washer and dryer. They were covered, too. Charlie pulled the sheet from the washer.

“These are brand new. I bought ‘em the year the Dobbs left. Ain’t been used since.”

“Nice,” Lazarus commented.

Charlie took him back into the hallway and opened a door on the other side that opened onto a large room with a full bath attached. It was a maid or cook’s room. Lazarus was surprised the house was completely furnished. There was a nice double bed, dressers, and highboy, one overstuffed wing-back chair and an old rocking chair. It had a huge braided rug on the floor.

“Everything’s immaculate,” Lazarus observed.

“It’s Ida Mae. She keeps it this way. I don’t think she spends more’n one day a month in here, but when she does she make a full day of it. I always pay her extra for it, though.”

The house was two stories and Charlie led Lazarus to the stairs, but before he did, he opened another door under the staircase and there was a huge area for storage. Directly across from the stairs was another door. Charlie opened it and flipped a light switch. He led Lazarus down into a basement the same area as the house. It was huge.

“Wow!” exclaimed Lazarus, “Even the damn basement is clean. I don’t know how that woman does it. It’s spotless.”
 
“Why do you think I do ever’ thing I can to keep her happy, Brother?” Charlie laughed. It was the first time he’d ever called Lazarus ‘brother’ but he like it.

“There’s still jars of preserves and food down here and what looks like wine.”

“Yeah, the old man had some grape vines and made wine ever’ year. No tell’n how old some of them bottles is.”

“I’ll bet he labeled each bottle with the date.” Lazarus picked out one and sure enough, it had a handwritten label showing the date of bottling. It was ten years old.  “This one’s just coming into bloom. Jes’ ripe for pick’n,” Lazarus chuckled, “this is fantastic!” he exclaimed again.

“H’it gits better,” Charlie laughed.

They left the basement and climbed the stairs. There was a long hallway, and to the right was the master bedroom with a full bath. The bedroom was a big room, took up half the upstairs area and was on the front of the house. Once again it was spotless and the huge four poster bed was a beautiful antique to behold.

“They just walked off and left all this?” Lazarus asked.

“E'aup! They didn't take nothing but their clothes and personal knick-knacks. Dad helped them buy most of the furniture for the house, and it was their way of thanking him and me for their stay. It weren’t no agreed upon thing; they just chose to do it. Besides, I don’t think their kids wanted any of it. They got their own stuff.”

“It sure is comfortable look’n, Boss. It looks like a country home should look,” Lazarus said almost like the 'amen' of a sacred prayer.

“I thought you might like it.”

"Like it? How can you not fall in love with a house so inviting," Lazarus replied.

Charlie showed him the other three upstairs bedrooms. The bedroom next to the master bedroom didn’t have a bath. It was obviously meant to share the enormous bath at the end of the hall. The big bath had three doors. One entry from the hall and two on each side entered into the larger bedrooms on either side. Each room had a private entrance off the hall as well. The two end rooms were obviously meant for siblings who would share the bath. The final thing Charlie had to show him blew Lazarus away. There was another stairs between the master bedroom and the smaller guest bedroom which went to a huge attic. Like the rest of the house everything was in perfect order and it, too, was spotless. There was all sorts of furniture and old trunks with mysteries from a different age calling out to be rummaged through to discover their hidden secrets.

“Unbelievable!” exclaimed Lazarus in a hushed voice.

“E’aup, I’ve always been kind a’ fond of this old house myself,” Charlie confessed, “It sort of has a comfortable, lived-in kinda feel about it; like it was made for family and wraps its love around you like a pair of big arms to welcome you home."

“I agree, Boss, it's amazing," Lazarus allowed.

“You interested, Ramrod?” Charlie asked as they walked back down the stairs.

“Very much, but let’s take things one step at a time. I don’t wanna’ overburden Ms. Wallace. I don’t want her think’n she’s gotta’ clean my quarters as well as take care of yore’ house, you, Waco, JR, her own house, and all her other responsibilities. For right now, I’m comfortable in my little bedroom off the kitchen. Would you mind if I bought me a slave for a houseboy?”

“Not at all, but I thought you was pretty much anti-slavery?” Charlie said.

“No, I ain’t. At least not the way you and yore’ brother treat your slaves. The problem with slavery is the mean spirited and senseless brutality what can easily arise from such a system, where one man has unchecked or unchallenged power over other human beings. I don’t care how the Theo-cons legislate slaves to be considered livestock or non-human, the bare-ass truth of the matter is, they’s still human. You can’t legislate a dog into a cat no more’n you can a human into livestock. I'm sure you know masters what take their absolute power of their slaves to the extreme, Boss; to the point of criminal abuse and sometimes abject neglect.” 

“Unfortunately, I do, Ramrod,” Charlie lamented, "and the largest percentage of them is them radical Fundigelical bastards," he added. 

“What I want is a young boy, about chore’ boy’s age, what is intelligent, will fit in here, can be easily trained and will work hard to keep me happy. I ain’t interested in sex from a young’un. I ain’t no pederast," Lazarus said with conviction.

“Could I volunteer for the job, Ramrod?" Charlie looked Lazarus in the eye and grinned.

“Ah, Hell, Boss, you already done got a good position with me. We jes’ gotta’ be careful we don’t git no Jesus-patrol freaks stick’n their noses into our bedrooms,” Lazarus said softly like they might be overheard as they walked away from the house. “I’ll check out all the houses in the morning for bugs, but I’ll check yore’s out tonight. Anyway,” Lazarus continued, “it’s just a matter of time. We’ll put the word out with your brother, his foreman, Cotton, and Hoot, and we can tell Mr. Gibbons tomorrow evening. We can even alert the Sheriff and Mr. Tennent.”

“That’s a good idea. You know, if’n we travel over to Ranger’s tomorrow, we’re gonna’ have to take the family posse with us,” Charlie stated as fact.

“I expect to. I think Mr. Gibbons needs some cheering up and Travis needs to visit his folks in their home. They also have something important to tell him,” Lazarus said.

“Do you know what it is?” Charlie asked.

“I didn’t at first, but ma’ boy and Waco put me on to it the Fourth of July, and shore’ ‘nuff there’s an extra heartbeat in Elsie’s body.”

“Oh, my God, how wonderful. Ranger asked me what I thought about allowing Bobby and Elsie to have another kid. I told him to go for it. Travis seemed to bring so much happiness to everyone over there. Mary Gibbons loves Travis like her own son. Well, damn, I’m glad he decided to do it. Bobby and Elsie didn’t wanna’ raise another child as a slave. Ranger done promised them this child would be raised free. I hope it’s a little girl. I know Elsie wants a little girl so bad. Speaking of children, Father Long, what about your two servants on the ship? Do they have enough to do or could you set up a portal and have them take care of the house for you until you find a slave?” Charlie asked.

“You wouldn’t mind?” Lazarus asked.

“Of course not. When the house is shut up, no one can see what’s going on inside no ways. Besides, I might get to look at them occasionally,” Charlie smiled, “ Could the electronics be easily detected?" he asked.

“Naw, sir, it works on an entirely different scientific principle them suits ain’t got no concept about. It works on harmonics, and they ain’t looking for no music. Lemme’ think on it. For a while, or until I git settled in ma’ new job, I got enough on my plate," Lazarus mused.

“I agree. I guess I jes’ wanna’ see my ramrod happy and comfortable.”

“‘At ain’t nothing to be ashamed of, Boss. It’s what makes you the man you are. Besides, staying in the big house for a while makes it all the more easy for me to help my boss scratch his itch.”

“Sounds good to me, Ramrod,” Charlie smiled.

* * * * * * *
Lazarus checked the big house that night and found electronic bugs in every major room including the bedrooms and baths. He even found a sub-miniature video camera with sound chip in the kitchen where the men ate breakfast most of the time. He disabled everyone. There was nothing the suits could do about it if their electronic plants malfunctioned. Ida Mae asked him if he would check her cottage, but he only found one in the living area. Charlie and the boys went with him and couldn’t believe the places they found bugs. Lazarus put a sign on each phone to remind whoever was using it, their conversation was probably being monitored.   
 
The next morning at breakfast, Lazarus once again warned the men about guarding what they say and then speak in soft tones. If they wanted to talk about something sensitive, turn on a radio or TV loud enough it could drown out their whispered conversation. Either that, or in the boy’s case, use their minds to communicate. They agreed they were sufficiently shocked by what they found. After breakfast the men found several bugs in each barn and tack room. They even found a couple in the slave quarters though the suits claimed they didn’t believe a word a slave said. Lazarus checked the RV but found nothing there. He then checked all three of the extra houses and found several in each house including the foreman’s house. Fortunately, he and Charlie didn’t say anything incriminating. Lazarus told Charlie he’d make another sweep after work that evening to make sure. He would take Ping and Pong with him. They could sniff out any device that shouldn’t be there.

Before work, Charlie formally announced to the slaves Lazarus was their new foreman. They knew it already, but it was a matter of formality. They cheered and applauded for Lazarus. He spoke to them next. Lazarus’ speech was short and to the point. He told them pretty much what he told Hank. Things were going to continue about the same and any changes would be made slowly and over a period of time. He did, however, want his men to come to their crew leaders if they had a problem, and they would come to him. He expected them to follow protocol. The first day went smoothly enough. The slaves were astounded when Lazarus worked right by their sides, and at the end of the day, he was as dirty as they were.

They were even more taken aback when he still ate his lunch of slave chow and a biscuit with them. They thought that was pretty neat. It said to them he wasn’t going to get all high and mighty with them and become aloof. They had the opportunity to express their opinions and ideas with him. Once in a while someone would say something about work, and he would tell them they must take that up with their crew leader. He made a separation of being one of them and being their ramrod. They knew to show him the proper respect his new position was due and called him Mr. Long, Ramrod, or Foreman. He wouldn’t let them call him 'Boss,' because he explained to them Mr. Goodnight was the Boss. They respected him for that.

They couldn’t have been happier with him, and at the end of the year, Charlie’s profit margin was fifty percent higher than in past years. He could only attribute it to Lazarus’ leadership and work ethic. He couldn’t have been more pleased with his decision to make Lazarus his foreman and felt it was money well spent. It also gave him more time for other things and to be with Waco and his slaves. Charlie enjoyed the boys and Rabbit became a regular bunk partner for him, but Charlie was as adamant as his brother, he wouldn’t do anything with the chief until he was a little older. Angus and Charlie agreed to set a date, the chief’s sixteenth birthday. Chief was getting all he wanted and could handle from his young master. He only had to say the word and Waco was only too happy to plow his lower forty for him. Waco learned to divide his time equally among his slaves. Once in a while, he had to be alone with his Lummox and give him his undivided attention. Those were the times Waco could relax and enjoy himself to the max. His beast took good care of his young master.

* * * * * * *
The work day was over around noon in the summers, due to tropical hours. The men were up several hours before the sun came up and put in a full eight hours by the time the sun was highest and hottest in the sky. Lazarus cleaned up and later, in the cool of the evening, joined Charlie, Waco and his posse, including JR, in the barn. They decided to go on horseback to the Gibbon ranch rather than drive over. By truck it was a twenty minute trip, but on horseback it was about an hour. Ox walked along side his young master in his new outfit. His high boots offered him much needed protection from the choya cactus. Choya has hooks, almost like fish hooks, that embed themselves into the skin and can only be removed with a pair of pliers; however, many times the hook will break off in the skin and have to be dug out with a small penknife. They called ahead and Ranger Gibbons, his slave-foreman and his wife were expecting them.

They arrived about six in the evening. There was much rejoicing, hugs, and kisses. Mary, Ranger’s wife, was quite ill and couldn’t have many visitors, but after Charlie explained why they were there Ranger consented to let several folks into the room. He wanted Elsie to be with her, because she had a calming effect on Mary. Ranger told Mary about Ox, but he didn’t know how she might react to him. He also allowed Charlie and Lazarus into the room. The men paid their respects and Charlie introduced his new ranch foreman to her, Mr. Lazarus Long. Mary could see the Lummox standing behind the men with the most gentle golden eyes with red-orange flecks in them. He was looking at her with great sympathy. She wasn’t the least afraid of him. She held out her hand to him. Ox slowly moved next to the bed, leaned over, and took her smaller hand in his.

“So you’re the giant I’ve heard so much about,” she said softly and smiled.

Ox smiled at her, but continued to hold her hand. He almost got tears in his eyes, but choked them back. He could feel everything in her frail body and knew it was almost hopeless. He was in contact with the Kryscellians, and the big monster was feeding them the information they needed to make a decision whether she could be saved or not. “He don’t speak, Mary,” Charlie told her.

“Yes, he does, you just can’t hear him. I hear him loud and clear. He has a good heart, and he knows how I’m feeling. He’s in contact with some life forms I’m unfamiliar with. They aren’t from our planet. Neither, is he,” she smiled at Ox, he returned her smile, and nodded. He carefully dropped her hand, bowed to her, and moved away. The men excused themselves and wished her well. Charlie promised to get over more often to visit.

“What’s all this about aliens and Ox not being from our planet?” Ranger asked when the men were out of the room.
 
“It’s a long story, Brother, we’ll tell you about later, but for now, what does Ox say, Ramrod?” Charlie asked. Ranger smiled when he heard Charlie call Lazarus ‘ramrod.’

“He says she’s eaten up with cancer and no amount of chemotherapy or drugs are going to help her, not even a bone marrow transplant. The Kryscells tell us they could only postpone the inevitable for possibly three to four years, more or less, but she will finally be overwhelmed with the disease again and succumb rapidly to it. With their help, her illness will appear to doctors and you like her cancer has gone into complete remission, but it won’t be total. It has damaged her bone marrow to such an extent it will continue to remain dormant until her immune system can’t support her any more. Then, she will have to go through the suffering and loss of strength a second time, but she will go more quickly,” Lazarus told Charlie and Ranger. Ranger looked devastated. Everyone felt bad for him.

“Now for the alien part, Brother,” said Charlie gently, “my ramrod, here, invited us men to the desert to camp out for the night after the Fourth of July party at my brothers. He, also, invited my big brother, his ramrod, and my youngest brother, his slave. We didn’t know we were being taken to his spaceship, the one we saw fly over on Waco’s birthday. It’s currently resting inside them blue granite mountains in the Northern portion of my property. He took us for a short trip through our solar system. We orbited Mars and Venus, returned and spent the night on board. Turns out, my son’s slave, our fine looking Lummox, is Captain Long’s Godson. Ox has his own personal stateroom on board Captain Long’s ship, the Bandersnatch, and in his room he keeps silicon crystal life forms called Kryscells. Ox was in communication with them as he examined Mary a minute ago. They have remarkable healing capabilities to repair carbon based life forms like us. There’s a possibility they could bring them here to expose Mary to them or perhaps it would be better to take her to them through a portal Captain Long could open in Mary’s bedroom. You could go with her, of course. We all would. It is possible they might be able to prolong her life for a few years, but of course, the final decision is up to you and Mary.”

“What is Mr. Long doing here on Earth?” Ranger asked.

“It’s all good, but would you trust your brother to answer your questions as we go? You and Mary have to make a decision. Lazarus tells me he can have a gurney here instantly to transport Mary to his sickbay. It should be little or no trauma for her," Charlie said.

Bobby Jessup was listening to all this with his mouth open. He dropped his arm around his boy and looked down at Travis as if to ask if he was with them. Travis smiled and nodded his head. He raised his shirt to show his dad his flawless skin. There was no blemishes of any kind, and being a ranch kid, he had his problems with warts. Bobby was stunned. Waco, JR, and Rabbit raised their shirts to show the men their bodies were also free of any blemishes.

“How can he take her to his ship from our bedroom?” Ranger asked.

“Magic, Brother, trust me. I’ll explain later, Ranger. It’s all very Star-Gate, advanced technology. Go in and talk with Mary. Tell her what we said and give her a choice.”

Ranger Gibbons just shook his handsome cowboy head, looked worried, but he knew his brother wouldn’t lie to him or put him on, especially about something as critical as his Mary’s health. He turned and walked into the bedroom. Elsie was sitting holding Mary’s hand. “Mary, Darlin,’ them men got the most outrageous proposition for us to make a decision about. The life forms you spoke about are on a spaceship what belongs to Captain Long. According to them they have the power to heal some illness we have, but as you probably know, they examined you through the giant Lummox. They said the cancer was too much with you to cure you completely. They think they can give you three or four more years, but eventually you will relapse as your immune system weakens and you will go more quickly.  Depending on our decision, they can take you to them immediately through a portal Captain Long will set up in our bedroom.”

“I know about them, Sweetheart. I was just telling Elsie I’m not crazy. I heard the giant beast talking with them. I heard what they said. They didn’t try to hide or whitewash anything. I trust Ox, and I trust them. They say the cancer will go into remission for several years but return with a vengeance. If it means I’ll have several more good years with you, Ranger, I want them. My only regret about leaving this world is, I love you so much I can’t bear the thought of you being alone. Do you want me to hang around, Sweetheart?”

“Oh, God, Mary, you know I do, with all my heart. I’d give them anything they asked of me just to have you with me a couple more years. I would if they only gave me six months, Darlin,’” Ranger started sobbing and held Mary’s hand tight.

“Tell them we’d like to try, Sweetheart. Whatever they can do for me is more hope than the doctors give us. Elsie, will you go with me?” she asked.

“Of course, Mrs. Gibbons, you know I will.”

Ranger leaned over and kissed Mary on her sunken cheek then left the room. “She wants to do it,” he said when he returned to the men.

“Good! Three or four years is better than losing her right now,” said Lazarus, patting Ranger on the back. Okay, I need to contact my ship and open a portal directly to my boy’s stateroom,” Lazarus said as he pulled a tiny box out of his shirt pocket and spoke into it, “Cable? Son, send me the coordinates for Garron’s stateroom. Forgive yore’ old man, I’ve forgotten them. I need to open a portal. We’re bringing a sick woman to see the Krycellians. Get David and Jonathan to accompany you and bring an anti-grav gurney as soon as I open the portal. The men heard a reply like someone was in the room with them.

“Right away, Father. I’ve sent the coordinates. They're in your remote. David and Jonathan are with me. We’ll be in Garron’s stateroom when you open the portal. We have no clothes, Father.”

“Don’t worry about clothes, time is of the essence. Thanks, Son,” Lazarus responded.   

“Your son, Captain Long?” Ranger Gibbons asked. Charlie chuckled.

“You might say so, Mr. Gibbons. Prepare yourselves, Gentlemen, they will be nude. When we don’t have guests, my son’s are always naked.”
 
“No problem. Mary and I are used to naked slaves,” Ranger replied.

“We’ll that’s good, but these men ain’t no slaves. It would be hard to classify them. I’ll let your brother do that for you,” Lazarus winked at Charlie, laughed, and the boys laughed with him. Bobby Jessup didn’t have a clue. “Now, if you’ll show me into the room.”  

Ranger motioned for Lazarus to walk into the bedroom. Lazarus went to the far wall of the room, far enough away from any major furniture in the room for maneuvering a gurney. He took a small button out of his pocket which looked like the butt end of a rifle cartridge and pressed it into the floor. There was a small ‘whump’ sound that vibrated the floor and rattled bottles on Mary’s dresser. He pressed a button on his remote and a door sprang up. It had a bluish tint to its surface, but you couldn’t see through to the other side. The men gasped including Charlie and the boys. It was like magic to them. Mary smiled knowingly.

“Stand back, Gentlemen. Boys, you and Ox wait outside for a minute. I’ll come get you to go with us when we’re ready,” Lazarus instructed them.

He no sooner got that out when a naked Cable came through the portal pulling a gurney with no wheels. It simply floated in the air about waist high. He was followed by two more naked men, David and Jonathan.

Everyone gasped again at the sight of the men. “My, God, these men are your sons, Captain Long?” Ranger Gibbons asked.

“Indeed, they are, Mr. Gibbons,” Lazarus replied. Cable, David, and Jonathan smiled to be called Lazarus’ sons.

“Amazing! They’re so perfect. They’re the most handsome men I ever seen. They look like what I would imagine angels to look like!” Ranger exclaimed.

“Why, thank you, Master Gibbons," Cable said for the three men.  

"Thanks a lot, Cowboy. Angels, indeed. Now, I ain’t gonna’ be able to live with ‘em for several months,” Lazarus laughed and slapped Ranger on his back. Lazarus had the men leave the room while his bi-odroids got Mary onto the gurney. They covered her with a couple of lightweight blankets and were ready to go.

“Mrs. Jessup, will you come with us? She will need an attendant to remove her clothing so the rays from the Kryscells will do the most good.”

“Yes, sir, Captain Long, I’m ready,” Elsie answered.

“Mr. Goodnight, please get the men. I think we’re ready to go,” Lazarus said. Charlie hollered out the door. Cable and his men were already going through the portal as the men returned to the room. Lazarus motioned for Elsie Jessup to follow the gurney and she did. He motioned for Ranger and Bobby to follow next. The boys were veterans by now and followed their Lummox through without fear. Lazarus bowed slightly and motioned for his boss to pass through. “Thanks, Ramrod,” Charlie said quietly with sincerity.

“You’re welcome, Boss,” Lazarus said, followed him through, and closed the portal. They were in Ox’s stateroom. Cable and David moved Mary over to the glass where the Kryscells were and adjusted the gurney's height to be level with the bottom of the case.

“Us men will leave you now, Mrs. Gibbons. Mrs. Jessup, remove her clothing and let her lie flat on her back on the gurney,” Lazarus told Elsie.

“Can my husband stay with me, Captain?” Mary asked Lazarus quietly.

“Sure, won’t hurt him none, Mrs. Gibbons. They won’t hurt you either, Mrs. Jessup, but they’re going to ask you to remove your clothes, too. You can leave your underwear on if you wish. Just let them have maximum exposure to your skin,” Lazarus explained.

The men left though another portal and found themselves in the galley. Cable, David, and Jonathan had treats and coffee for the grownups and fruit juice for the boys. Bobby Jessup didn’t let go of Travis’ hand for a minute. He was fascinated by what he was seeing. He couldn’t take his eyes off Cable, David, or Jonathan. The boys were pretty taken with them, too. Charlie still couldn’t believe how beautiful they were in every detail. He had to give it to his new ramrod; the man had good taste in men, and he tasted pretty good himself.

“Daddy...” Travis spoke quietly to Bobby, “Cable, David, and Jonathan are, for lack of a better term, bio-droids. They are bio-mechanical men Captain Long contracted to be created by an advanced race of people, but they are so much more than simply an artificial creation. They are sentient beings. Like us, they have intelligence, and they reason. They have feelings and emotions like we do. They know what it is to hurt, and they know the meaning of love. They live and work for Captain Long because, in a greater sense he is their father, and they are his sons. He loves them and they love him. That’s why it was difficult for Captain Long to explain his relationship with them,” Travis told his dad.

“You mean they’s robots?” Bobby asked softly like he didn’t want to insult the beautiful men serving them.

“No, Dad, the ranch truck is a robot. You get in it and tell it what to do. It has no intelligence of its own. It will never decide it’s hungry and drive itself to a gas station for a fill up,” the men smiled at Travis’ simple but accurate explanation to his dad, “You may be fond of it, but h’it ain’t never gonna’ beep its horn to tell you it loves you in return,” Travis smiled.

“I understand, Son. I’m afraid yore’ old man’s just an uneducated hick slave. I didn’t mean no disrespect to the men. I admire them too much,” Bobby replied.

Cable leaned over and spoke directly to Bobby Jessup, “No disrespect taken, Mr. Jessup, we’re happy you find us pleasing to look upon and to have raised such a fine, intelligent, and compassionate young man as your boy, Travis, you couldn’t be a hick, sir,” Cable told him.

Bobby blushed.

“You ain’t uneducated neither, Dad. You taught me so much I couldn’t a’ learned no wheres else. I’m proud of my old man. These men are the product of an advanced technology we ain’t got much concept about. Believe me, we’re just as baffled and amazed by them as you are. They are incredibly handsome men, and any man would be proud to call them his sons,” Travis concluded. Waco and the boys agreed with Travis.

* * * * * * *
The Kryscellians began to glow and radiate their light. Ranger and Elsie stood behind the gurney and clearly heard the Kryscells in their mind invite them to remove their garments. Ranger looked at Elsie, and she shrugged her shoulders, “Well, I am ya’ll’s slave, Master Gibbons. You and Mistress Mary’s seen me naked many times. Let’s go for it. If there’s anything wrong with me having this pregnancy so late maybe they can correct it,” Elsie said.

“You got a good point, Elsie. Is it all right with you, Honey?” Ranger politely asked Mary.

“It’s fine, Dear, we're family here,” she smiled at him.

“Okay, let’s do it, Elsie.” They quickly removed their clothing and stood close to the Gurney. Somehow, it just seemed right to the three of them. There was no reason Mary should be naked or be embarrassed by herself. They felt it was the right thing to do.

The rays from the Kryscellians got stronger and stronger penetrating every inch of their bodies. It was beginning to feel wonderful. Mary was holding on to Ranger’s hand and squeezing it gently from the ecstasy she was feeling from the penetrating rays. Each light spectrum seemed to be doing something different. The blue crystal seemed to be the most healing and comforting of all. He seemed to be uniting and directing the others.

“Do you hear that?” Mary asked.

“I do, Mistress,” Elsie smiled at her, “They’re singing to us.”

“My, God, I hear them, too. I just thought it was my imagination. This is too fantastic to be believed. They're such beautiful creatures. They’re filled with love,” Ranger said with tears in his eyes.

After being exposed to the warm, healing rays of the Kryscellians for over an hour, they began to subside until the lights in the cabin came up again. Ranger and Elsie rushed to put on their clothes. Ox notified Lazarus the Kryscells told him they were finished, and the men could return. They returned to Ox’s stateroom and found Mary fully dressed in her nightgown covered in the light blankets Cable provided for her.

“How’s she doing?” Lazarus asked.
 
“She seems fine. Probably a bit tired,” Ranger replied.

“I’m fine, Captain Long,” Mary held out her hand for Lazarus to take, “This has been a wonderful experience. I’m glad to have the chance to meet the Kryscellians. They are wonderful creatures and very beautiful. Thanks for sharing them with me. I already feel stronger,” she allowed.

“That’s what we're hoping for, Mrs. Gibbons, and you’re very welcome,” Lazarus replied graciously.

“Please, call me ‘Mary,’ Captain Long.”

“Thank you, Mary, it would be an honor, ma’am,” Lazarus gently squeezed her small hand and released it.

He pressed the button on his remote, the portal opened again and he told Cable, David, and Jonathan to take Mary Gibbons back to her bedroom. The men followed them through in the same order they arrived. After the biodroids helped Mrs. Gibbons back into her bed Lazarus thanked them. Ranger was a bit more demonstrative and had to hug and kiss each one. It didn’t make any difference to him they were naked. The three biodroids popped a boner at Ranger’s display of unbridled emotion. “We were just doing our father’s bidding, Master Gibbons. Glad to be of service, sir,” Cable assured him.

Bobby Jessup shook their hands and Elsie kissed each one on his cheek. They left through the portal pushing the anti-grav gurney before them. Lazarus clicked a button on his remote and the portal was gone. He reached down and picked up the small metal button and put it back in his pocket. It was his turn to receive Ranger’s thanks and affections. Lazarus assured him it was his brother who suggested it to him. Ranger had a big hug and a little more than brotherly kiss for his neighbor. The big cowboy was in tears Charlie loved him enough to think of him in such a giving way. He would always be in Charlie’s debt. The men said their goodbyes to Mary. She was exhausted from her ordeal and wanted to sleep. She dismissed Elsie and thanked her graciously for her concerned help. They left her alone to see the men off.

Bobby Jessup didn’t want to get very far away from Travis, and Travis was eating up his dad’s attention. “Son, your mother and I got something to tell you,” he said quietly.

“I already know about it, Dad. Ox knew the Fourth of July there was another heartbeat inside ma. I’m so happy for you and ma. I’m gonna’ have me a baby brother,” Travis said.

“We's kinda hoping for a little girl, Son,” his mother said. Everyone laughed. “Ox can tell what gender the baby is?” Elsie asked.

“Yes, ma’am, Ma. Like I say, I’m gonna’ have me a little brother. Oh, and by the way, Master Waco and I are bringing you some special milk every week to drink. You must drink it all and not share it with dad. Well, you can let him have a glass or two, but mostly it’s for you. It will help you through your pregnancy and the baby won’t have no problems.”
 
“You certainly have grown in the last couple of months, Travis. You’re growing up way too fast, Son,” Bobby Jessup said, “We love you, Boy.”

“I love you, too. We better be git’n on back to the Goodnight Ranch,” Travis replied.

Ranger and Bobby followed them to the barn to get their horses. Lazarus turned to Ranger. “You mind if I leave a portal marker here in yore’ barn, Mr. Gibbons? ‘At way we can be here in minutes if there’s an emergency.”

“Really? That would be great, Captain Long,” Ranger said.

“I’m only 'captain' on my ship, Mr. Gibbons. Away from my ship I’m the Ramrod or Foreman of the Goodnight Ranch,” Lazarus reminded him.

“I understand, sir,” Ranger agreed.

Lazarus put another brass button down into the ground next to one of the end stalls away from the main entry. As he pressed it into the dirt, it made the same ‘whump’ sound and the ground shook under the men's feet.

“Will it get lost or swept up when we clean the barn, sir?” Bobby asked.

“You couldn’t get that thing up with a bulldozer without my remote tool, Son. It’s embedded in bedrock hundreds of feet beneath us. H’it ain’t go’n no wheres.” Lazarus smiled at Bobby Jessup.

“Lemme' guess. Now, we can jes’ walk the ponies through to our barn,” Charlie said and grinned.

“I done told ju’ you’s a smart man, Boss,” Lazarus laughed with Charlie, “However, it’s such a beautiful evening, I think we deserve to take the time for a leisurely ride back through the desert in the moonlight. I know the boys are up for it, and ma’ big boy could use the exercise running along 'side his young master's pony."

“I agree, Ramrod,” Charlie smiled at Lazarus’ romantic notion.

"'Sides, I ain't installed one in your barn yet, Boss," Lazarus grinned.

The men said their goodbyes and left Ranger, Elsie, and Bobby waving as they departed. Bobby filled in Ranger and Elsie on the parts they missed he learned about when the men were waiting for the Kryscells to complete their work. After experiencing what they just did, it was easier for them to accept; however, Ranger refused to believe the handsome naked men were droids.

* * * * * * *
The men were mostly quiet returning to the ranch. There wasn’t much to say. They felt good they were able to help someone they loved and cherished. Charlie and Lazarus lagged behind the other men and talked quietly. “You know why Mary was so willing to try something unknown, don’t chu’?” Lazarus asked Charlie.

“Hell, I would if’n I knew the doctors give up on me, I was looking death in the face, and there was even a slim chance I could have a few more years with somebody I loved. I would’ve given anything to have a few more years with my wife,” Charlie said sadly.

“I’m sorry for your loss, Mr. Goodnight. Mary has in mind giving Ranger the son he thought he would never have with her,” Lazarus said quietly.

“But how, Ramrod? Wouldn’t that take a lot out of her? Would the child be born with cancer or a genetic propensity for it?” Charlie asked.

“Damn, you really are smart, Boss. I would’ve never thought of the genetic thing, but it ain’t so far from a possibility. The fetus acts like an invading parasite. It takes over the functions of the host body like few parasites do. It makes a woman’s body produce what it needs to survive, and yes, it can be very hard on a woman and her immune system. It all but cancels out her immune system so it won’t see it as an invading organism and reject it. If she tries it, I doubt she’ll live very long after she gives birth. She might even die in the final trimester, or giving birth might be too much for her. Either way, she’ll be cutting off the possibly of perhaps two more years she could spend with Ranger, but the urge to procreate is sometimes stronger than the urge to survive.”

“But what about the baby, Lazarus?” Charlie asked.

“With Ox’s milk and another visit to the Kryscellians, they can insure the child’s safety. If she can keep it through part of the final trimester, we can keep the child alive without her. We have some advanced techniques on board the Bandersnatch your doctors can only dream about.”

“Oh, Lord, do you really think that’s what she has in mind?” Charlie asked.

“Ain't no doubt about it, Boss,” Lazarus said.

* * * * * * *
Mary sprang back to health in no time. The doctors couldn’t believe the miraculous change in her condition. They could find no trace of the cancer. It seemed to have gone into total remission almost overnight. They were dumbfounded. Only Mary and her family knew the truth. Mary was not one to sit around and worry about details or the future. She was given a second chance. She was going to make the most of what time she had left with her beloved husband, her high school sweet heart, the captain of the football team, the only man she ever loved. Mary had big plans. After only six weeks of ever increasing strength and well being, Mary was pregnant with Ranger Gibbon’s son.   

* * * * * * *
Charlie and his ramrod put out the word in the community Lazarus was looking to buy a young slave for a houseboy. Lazarus was flattered a couple of the younger cowboy slaves offered to take care of his house for him on their off hours. He couldn’t help wonder if there was more than generosity in their motive. He often looked upon them as attractive and stimulating, but he graciously declined and told them he wasn’t moving into the big house until he could make sure it could be taken care of properly.

Ida Mae volunteered to take care of it for him, but Lazarus saw what she was responsible for and wouldn’t consider it, even if he paid her good money. Lazarus decided for her, she needed her time with her family more than she needed the money. After all, life shouldn’t be lived for the quantity you can accumulate, but for the quality of your life. What does it mean to gain the fortunes of the world only to die a lonely old man or woman. It is a far greater gain to be honest and love your neighbor than to cheat him out of a grain of wheat.

* * * * * * *
Sheriff Don Lassiter, whose boy Ox and Waco saved from the Thunderbird, was a wise man. He was a free thinker, but he also knew his political base was the extreme religious-right who elected him. He knew all the words, cited scripture and verse to their delight, but underneath his participation in the ridiculous dog and pony show organized religion became, his heart longed for something more simple, something that didn’t require him to feel like a hypocrite. The truth was, he hated all the unbending, rigid dogma and ignorant beliefs of the common folk. The Sheriff didn't think he was more intelligent or felt himself or his family better than them – well, maybe just a little better – he felt some of their beliefs and practices were just short of pagan or even barbaric. Therefore, he tried to conduct himself as a man of understanding and mercy rather than one misguided by rigid evangelical beliefs.

Being Sheriff, he could get away with a lot with no fear of being put under the watchful scrutiny of the Jesus Patrol, sometimes known as the Righteous Rangers. They were a local Neo-nazi S.S. type organization who were like bulldogs sniffing out and exposing those they believed were nonbelievers or heathens in the name of God and Jesus, only to garner encouragement and promote endorsement for their nefarious purposes. They mostly left Sheriff Lassiter alone. They tried one time to topple him from his position as Sheriff of the county only to find themselves on the opposite end of the nefarious stick. Sheriff Lassiter could be ruthless when his world (i.e., his livelihood and consequently his family) was threatened. The Jesus Patrol members who tried to do him in found themselves facing charges of treason, distortion, character assassination, and terrorism. The five of them were actually glad to have gotten off with the sentence of lifetime slavery, and only got that because of a last minute plea from the Sheriff himself for mercy. They were looking at the death penalty.

Lassiter had eyes and ears in all parts of the county. Good folks who had little or nothing to do with his fundamentalist political base. He was kept in power by the fundies and kept safe from their insanity by the good and reasonable folks in the community who were more rational and liberal thinking. To say he was Machiavellian wasn’t quite fair to the Sheriff. He was far more concerned to do good where he could and protect good people no matter their religious beliefs. He fought a constant battle against the extreme right trying to decide for him how he should do his job. Naturally, like all extremists, they wanted him to throw the book at their enemies and overlook their glaring crimes. Sheriff Lassiter became an expert at walking a tightrope. By far, his favorite folks were the ranchers and farmers. He was of their stock, and they responded to him in kind. They helped him out of more tough spots than all the extreme right put together. They offered him encouragement and gave him emotional succor when he didn’t think he could take another day of the Jesus freaks. They were unrelenting. The Jesus Patrol made the early settlers of Salem, Mass., look like flaming liberals.

A strange cultural phenomenon occurred shortly after His Holiness G. W. Bush was crowned Supreme Deacon of the newly formed United Theocratic Republic of America. (Even though they accepted Howdy Doody Bush as their supreme leader, that wasn't good enough for the extreme religious right wing of Texas. They unsuccessfully tried to secede from the union and form the Independent Republic of Jesusland.) Farmers and ranchers in rural areas began to secretly withdraw their support from the right wing loonies. It suddenly came crashing down on them; they bet on the wrong pony and lost.

Before Reagan they always were middle of the road Democrats until the Republican party came along with their sound bites and endless prayer meetings. Now they saw their country was no longer the strongly democratic nation it once was and was now a despotic theocracy ruled by a little man who had lots of power but very few brains. Unbeknown to them, it had been planned and carefully executed since John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Kennedy’s death was the beginning of the end of the great country formally known as the United States of America.  

The Sheriff got word Charlie Goodnight's new foreman was looking for a young slave-boy for a housekeeper and personal body slave. He met Lazarus on several occasions at the Goodnight ranches and was impressed with his cowboying at their small town rodeo. He liked the man. Don had a young boy in his custody for whom he was trying to find a home. He was the youngest of six brothers who lived with their widowed father on one of the largest farms in the county. For its size and capabilities, it wasn't very successful because the old man was a drunk, and he didn’t know how to control his boys. He let them do pretty much what they wanted, except lately he started threatening them with selling them into slavery if they didn’t straighten up and fly right. The boys were putting up a front of making a conscientious effort. The old man caught his youngest son sucking his second oldest son’s penis and went ballistic.

Don Lassiter called Ramrod Long and explained the situation to him. "I got a young boy I'm holding in custody, mainly for his protection, until I can get some help for him or get him to a place of sanctuary. I don't know if you're looking for a kid as bad off as him, but I thought I'd give you a call and apprise you of his situation. From what I can put together the kid has been kept in a cage most of his life and was treated worse than a slave. I think his dad and brothers treated him like a retarded animal. He was born with a cleft palate, but the family never bothered to have his condition corrected, probably because his old man didn't wanna' spend the money. He's almost blind in his left eye supposedly caused by a sports accident when one of his brothers hit him up-side his head with a baseball bat when he was just a toddler.

“As a result he needs an operation to repair a muscle what holds his eye in its correct position. I'm not sure, but I suspect his older brothers repeatedly raped him and made him their sex slave from an early age; however, when his old man, Elam Stamper, caught him sucking the others off, it weren't them he became enraged with. He went bananas and took it out on his youngest boy and beat the living crap out of him. Consequently, the kid has a broken arm, a dislocated shoulder, a broken leg and ankle, at least four, maybe five broken ribs, and if that ain't enough, he has a massive contusion on his head. I won't shit you none, Mr. Long, the kid is a basket case," Don Lassiter said. He sounded really down but genuinely concerned for the boy.

"Old man Stamper tried to take the boy to Mr. Tennent, the slave dealer, but he refused to accept him in his condition. For a scum bag like Tennent to refuse the boy, you know he has to be in pert-damn bad shape," the Sheriff laughed at his description of Mr. Tennent, “Tennent said the most he could get for him was to sell him for dog food. The boy would be sold by the pound, they would remove his teeth and hair, pull out his fingernails and toenails with a pair of vice-grips, throw him into a huge grinder and in less than ten minutes he would be dog food being squeezed into small tins to be automatically sealed and heated to sterilize the contents," Don Lassiter finished, not even considering Lazarus Long might be interested in the boy, but a voice inside him told him he had to try.

Lazarus was devastated by what he heard and wondered how any father could treat his child that way. “How old is he, Sheriff?" Lazarus asked.

“He was twelve years old the Fourth of July, Mr. Long,” the Sheriff replied.

“What’s the going rate for a slave sold for dog food, Sheriff?” Lazarus asked.

“Tennent mentioned ten bucks per pound. We weighed him and he only weighs about eighty pounds. He ain’t real big, and I think he’s slightly retarded. We can’t git nothing out of him. He jes’ keeps rocking back and forth. We can’t even tell if he’s in any pain. He so traumatized I think he's almost in shock.”

“So the most Tennent could git for him is eight hundred bucks?” Lazarus asked rhetorically thinking out loud.

“Yes, sir, I think that’s the price he mentioned,” the Sheriff confirmed.

“Has he been taken to a doctor or a slave vet?” Lazarus asked.

“Naw, sir. His dad refused to pay for either. He says he don’t care what we do with him. Called him a godless cocksuck'n heathen and said he just wants some money for him, even if he's sold for dog food,” the Sheriff said.

“Is Tennent gonna’ handle the sale for the old man?” Lazarus asked.

“That’s my understanding, Mr. Long,” Sheriff Lassiter replied.  

“Can I see him, Sheriff?” Lazarus asked.

“Of course, Mr. Long. You and Mr. Goodnight are welcome here anytime. I heard Ox is your Godson. Any friend of that big man is a friend of mine, sir. My family worships the ground Charlie and Waco Goodnight walk on, Mr. Long,” the Sheriff said.

“They’s mighty fine folks, Sheriff. I tell you what, I’ll get Mr. Goodnight to drive me in to see the boy. If’n I want him will Mr. Tennet trust me for his money until tomorrow?” Lazarus asked.

“I don’t see why not. I hear'd you just become Foreman of Charlie Goodnight's ranch, so we know you ain’t going no place, and besides, h’it ain’t that much money I couldn’t float chu’ a loan for a couple of days,” Sheriff Lassiter offered.

“Naw, it ain’t nothing like ‘at, Sheriff. I just gotta’ get my money out of another bank. All I’m interested in is git’n some immediate medical help for the boy, and I have a fine slave vet in mind to take care of him. You think Tennent would take a thousand dollars for him?” Lazarus asked.

“Sounds like a fair price to me, Mr. Long. More’n he’ll git selling him for dog food,” the Sheriff replied.

“I tell you what, offer him twelve hundred so Tennent can make a few bucks on the deal,” Lazarus said.

“'At’s more’n fair, I’d think, Mr. Long. I’ll be here all evening. If’n I ain’t, have my desk Sergeant page me. I’ll be here as quick as I can. Either way, he can show you in to see the boy,” Sheriff Lassiter said.

“Thanks, Sheriff, for think’n ‘bout me. I can’t say for sure I’ll buy the boy. I’d like to examine him first. I might bring Waco and his slaves with me. Will that be all right?’ Lazarus asked.

“Oh, Hell, yes! Them boys is welcome here anytime,” he replied.

“See you this evening, Sheriff.”

“Look forward to it, sir.”

Lazarus talked with Charlie, and it was decided they would travel in after work that evening. When Lazarus came in from the range, he hurried and showered. He put on his best cowboy clothes and was surprised to find the boys and Ox decked out in their finest. Charlie looked really sharp, but then Lazarus was beginning to think Charlie looked good in anything he wore. He was sure Charlie would be a knockout in a gunny sack. They made the thirty-five minute drive into town. Charlie took his check book. He told Lazarus he would buy the boy if he wanted him, and he would take it out of his pay a hundred a month. The men shook on it. A hand shake was all they needed to seal the deal.

When they got to the Sheriff’s Station the Sheriff was there. He made over Charlie, Waco, Ox, Travis, and Rabbit. He knew Rabbit well and knew his father and grandfather. He told Rabbit his granddad was doing well and had a message for him he’d tell him later. The Sheriff welcomed Lazarus and shook his hand. He led them to the single cell where he was holding the boy. He wasn’t lying on the bed, he was rolled up in a ball in the corner of the cell as far away from the bars as he could get. He wasn’t asleep, but he had a dull look on his face, like the lights were on but no one was home. Lazarus was afraid he might be in shock. The big cowboy squatted on his boot heels beside the boy. He didn’t move. Lazarus reached out with his mind and touched the boy’s. He felt pain all over his body. The kid was in agony. Lazarus spoke gently to him in his mind. << Don’t be afraid, Son. The voice you hear in your head is coming from the man squatting down next to you. Can you hear me, Boy?” >>

<< Yeeee, yes sir, I can hear you fine. If I don’t move it hurts less, >> he replied.

<< Can you let me see yore’ face, Son? >> Lazarus asked.

<< I’m ugly, sir. My brothers call me ‘catfish’ because my mouth c'ain’t never close. H'it stays open like a catfishes. >>

<< I don’t care about yore’ looks, Boy. I’m interested in buying a young boy for my personal slave. >>

The boy managed to slowly turn his head slightly so Lazarus could get a good look at him. He was badly beaten. His face was bruised and swollen. It didn’t look like much of a face. It looked more like a lump of raw meat with what once might have been a nose.

<< Why, you ain’t so bad look’n a' tall, Boy. Way you's carying on, I expected to see me a monster. I done already got myself a monster for a Godson. Can you see that big furry man standing behind me? >> Lazarus asked.

<< Yes, sir. He be huge. He don't look like no man I ever seen, >> he replied.

<< Yore right, Son. Now, I gotta’ know some’um. I’m looking for a young boy what will keep my house clean. I’m foreman on a big ranch, and I live alone. I ain’t got me nobody to clean house for me, so I’m looking to buy a slave what will do it for me. Are you interested? Do you wanna’ be my slave, Boy? >>   

<< I ain’t good enough to be no man’s slave, sir. My daddy tells me I’m stupid and ma’ brothers call me a retard. Hell, I don’t even know what a retard is. >>

<< Do you think you could be taught to change sheets on a bed, make my bed in the mornings, make coffee for me, run a washer and dryer, keep my boots cleaned and polished, learn to run a vacuum cleaner and clean a bathroom? >> Lazarus asked.

<< I already done them things for my brothers. That’s all I’s allowed to do is be a slave for them. I guess I got me, what chu’ call, on the job training, sir. I can do all them things, but wouldn’t you want a better looking slave than me? >> he asked.

<< Naw, I ain’t look’n for no pretty slave. I’m look’n for one what’s willing to be trained and do what I tell him without question. When I give an order, I expect it to be carried out swiftly and to the best of his ability. Besides, your daddy is selling you cheap. >>

<< I ain’t got me no daddy no more, sir. Ain’t got me no brothers, neither. They been so mean to me, I don’t want nothing more to do with ‘em. I'm alone in the world. I’ll be your slave if’n you want me, sir. I’ll be a damn good slave for you. Hell, it’s gotta’ be a better life than what I’s living at home. I’ll take good care of you, Mr – >>

<< Long, Son, just call me Master Long. Okay, I’m gonna’ give you a shot what’s gonna’ make all the pain go away. My Godson, that big monster of a man, is gonna’ carry you out of here, and I’m gonna’ take you to a slave vet to fix you up. Do you understand, Son? >>

<< Yes, sir, Master Long, I understand, and thank you, sir. You’re the first man what’s ever been nice to me in a long time. The Sheriff is a good man, but he’s all business. He means well, but he ain't got time for the likes of me. >>

"Don't never underestimate Sheriff Lassiter. He called me about you to see if I'd be interested in buying you to become my slave. He jes' may have saved yore' life, Son. Yore' daddy was gonna' sell you for dog food," Lazarus said. The boy let out a painful sob.

Lazarus gave the boy a heavy shot of demerol to put him in a twilight sleep. It took effect immediately. Ox scooped up the boy like he was a feather and began to sing to him as he cradled him in his huge arms. The boy relaxed and a smile came across his distorted face.

Mr. Tennent said he would be happy with twelve hundred for the boy. He promised Charlie he would tell the boy's old man he couldn't find a buyer who wanted to spend the money to fix up his son and had to sell the kid to the rendering plant. So Lazarus and Charlie reckoned the old man got eight hundred and Mr. Tennent took the rest. Lazarus allowed it was just as well. He didn't want the family, who treated him so horribly, coming around looking for their little brother anyway. The Sheriff said he'd go along with Mr. Tennent if the old man asked him where the boy went.

The Sheriff didn't blame Charlie and Lazarus for wanting to keep the boy's whereabouts a secret. It made perfect sense to him. Lazarus slipped the Sheriff a couple of hundred bucks to make sure their stories were the same. Charlie wrote a check for Mr. Tennent and left it with the Sheriff and his staff. The men left the Sheriff's station and rode back to the ranch. Charlie knew without asking Lazarus would take the boy to his ship to his med-bots and bio-bots. He also knew Lazarus had once been a doctor himself. He would supervise the boy’s care and recovery. He only wished he could be by Lazarus’ side to see him in action. “Would you like to accompany me and Ox to the ship when we return, Boss?”

“Were you just reading my mind?” Charlie asked and smiled.

“Naw, sir, just thought you might like to see what I plan for the boy,” Lazarus replied.

“I’d like that very much, Ramrod,” Charlie said.

“We need to leave the boys behind this time.” There were groans from the posse. Ox was still cradling the boy in his arms in the camper shell of the truck. He had him wrapped in a soft warm blanket the men brought with them.

“Now, cut that out, Guys,” Charlie admonished them, “you’re included in everything. With fewer men there's less confusion. I agree with our ramrod. I’m sure he’ll take you to visit as soon as the boy comes around. He’s gonna’ need encouragement and understanding from men his own age. You can help out then.”

“On this receipt we got, it says his name is Caleb Stamper. Caleb ain’t a bad name, but I think I want him to have a new name. If'n his family thinks he went to the dog food factory, I don't want him keeping the same name. Besides, when I git though with him, he won’t look like he does now. He certainly won't look like no 'Stamper' boy. He’ll look like Ramrod Lazarus Long’s slave,” Lazarus said firmly.

“I’ve always liked the name Lucas,” Charlie said.

“Lucas? Lucas Long. I kinda like the sound of that. Thanks, Boss, that'll be his new name.”

The men arrived at the ranch, and Ox carried the boy to the barn. Lazarus took his remote and opened the portal he set after the men's visit with the Gibbons. Once again Cable came through without clothes pushing the anit-grav gurney. Ox gently lay Lucas on the gurney and Cable slowly moved the boy’s arms and legs to their correct position. The big biodroid looked at the boy and his condition. Charlie was moved when he saw a tear run down Cable’s cheek. Cable looked up at Charlie, smiled and winked at him. Charlie chuckled at his own stupidity as he followed Lazarus and Ox though the portal.

The med-bots were ready for the boy. They didn’t take X-rays. The ship had advanced systems which showed everything wrong with boy. What they discovered amazed even the med-bots. They claimed, by rights, the boy shouldn’t even be alive. Almost every bone in his body had been broken at one time or another and there was no evidence he was ever taken to a doctor to have them set. Some set naturally, others didn’t. To make the boy whole again they would have to do major reconstructive surgery on him to say nothing of the corrective surgery required for his face and mouth.

“Okay, everyone, listen up. Ain't no doubt this boy is in bad shape. We been up against as big or bigger problems. Remember how bad my boy here was when your other father and me brought him to you? You men have come a long way since then and are vastly more experienced than you were then. Let this boy be a challenge for you to accomplish several things: to test the current levels of your skills; greatly increase your knowledge base; and, improve your techniques. Beside, you men been want'n a major project for some time now. It will be a great opportunity for David and Jonathan to increase their medical skills and several other of the more sentient bio-droids might be considered as apprentices. We may need them in the future. We’ll keep him in twilight sleep until we have him where he can start to heal. Then we’ll ask the Kryscellians if they will be gracious enough to help us with him.

"They’re due another exposure to the sun soon, and they’ll be at maximum power. As far as his face is concerned, Ping, Pong, and I will do a digital work-up of how we want him to look. Take skin and bone samples immediately and start growing them. I want some bone added to his chin. I think I want a dimple in there, too. I want him to look like a Long boy. I want his jaw more square and his forehead raised. I’ll get a digital picture to you by tomorrow. In the meantime, lets start on his immediate needs. Let’s weld his bones back together and start them healing. I don’t see any internal organ damage.

"Check out his testicles and make sure they're working. His penis will probably grow more as he matures, but what the Hell, you got my penis on file. Make his a younger copy of his new master's. He ain't got no foreskin so grow him one. We got the Dalek's technology on file. We got more surgical talent on board this ship than the whole of the Dalek empire. We can do this, Gentlemen. We can rebuild him and make him better than before. I want this boy as perfect as my other sons on this ship. From what he's been through, don't you think he deserves it? Make me proud of you, Gentlemen. Your father has full confidence in your abilities," Lazarus said firmly.

All the med-bots and androids agreed. They seemed thrilled to have a new challenge. Charlie stood with his mouth open watching and listening to Lazarus take charge and tell his staff what he wanted. He saw another side of his gentle, well met cowboy ramrod he never imagined. This was a revelation for him. He saw before him a man who was, indeed, Captain of his ship, and would except nothing less from his crew than their very best.

Lazarus continued, “After you correct his mouth and face, check his teeth as you go. If they need any work, do it during his period of twilight sleep. I don’t want him going through the trauma of dental work. If he needs teeth, take a DNA sample and start buds to grow him some new ones. If some are beyond repair, replace them. With his bones what ain’t healed properly we will surgically correct each one. I don’t want him walking with the slightest limp. When 'nat boy walks out of here with me, I want him as perfect as we can remake him.”  

On and on Lazarus continued with his staff. He made sure he had plenty of pictures of the boy’s face to have Ping and Pong do digital work-ups of just how Lazarus wanted Lucas to look. Ping and Pong appeared in the sick bay. Charlie could tell, they were distressed by the look of the boy. Lazarus motioned for Charlie to follow him, Ping, and Pong. They went through another portal and were in a huge processing room with giant screens all around the room. The whole place came to life and a giant face of a fine looking man looked down at them.

“That’s my partner, Arlen, Boss. The on-board evolved intelligent processor decided to take his appearance for his own so he could remind me of him when we're apart. Over the years, he's even processed some of my mate's personality and can do a perfect impersonation of him; however, he's managed to create his own personality which is decidedly different from my mate's,” Lazarus explained.

Charlie was impressed. It was the face of a cowboy who was a great bear of a man, but had the most disarming ice blue eyes. He was very handsome and rugged looking. “Good day to you, Kyron," Lazarus greeted the huge image.

“Good day to you, Captain,” the image responded.

“Kyron, this is my boss on the ranch where we're staying. I jes' became his new Foreman. His name is Master Charlie Goodnight.”

“Welcome, Master Goodnight.”
 
“Thank you, Kyron, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“Thank you, sir. It's an honor to meet you.”

“Have you received the pictures from sickbay of the face of our patient?” Lazarus asked the processor.

“I have, Captain. Putting them up for you now, and may I say, sir, he looks awful,” Kyron said with a hint of empathy.

All around the room huge pictures of the boy’s battered and misshapen face came on the many screens. They were overwhelmingly disturbing.

“You may, indeed, say that, Kyron, and I certainly agree. He does look terrible. We hope to correct it for the boy. We need to create a new face for him, but I need a composite work-up from you for the med-bots as a guide for them to remake him. You know my preferences of male facial types, Kyron. I think you have files of men’s faces I’ve worked on or thought were attractive. Would you put them up for us, Son?”
 
“Done, Captain," the intelligence replied. Immediately there were hundreds of men’s face on the screens, each one more handsome and attractive than the next.

“Help me pick one as a template, Boss,” Lazarus encouraged Charlie.

Charlie chuckled. “How? They’re all damn good looking men, but the more I look at them several begin to stand out.”

“I agree. Kyron, please remember the ones we pick.”

“Of course, Captain.”

Lazarus and Charlie picked out almost fifty faces, and they were displayed on fifty separate large screens around the room.
 
“I don’t see your face up there, Ramrod. Kyron, would you please add your captain's picture?”

“Certainly, Master Goodnight. Right away, sir, and may I add, an excellent suggestion, Bossman,” Kyron replied.

It took Lazarus and Charlie the better part of an hour discussing the merits of one facial type over another. Charlie wanted to start with a template of Lazarus’ face. His argument was, if the boy was going to have a penis like Lazarus' he should resemble his master. It might also make it easier to explain Lucas Long if he looked a little like his master. Lazarus humored his boss, but added he didn’t think of himself as handsome. Charlie laughed at him and assured him he was quite handsome. They finally arrived at a composite they agreed on and turned it over to Ping and Pong to overlay the face onto the boy’s and determine how much surgery and how it might be accomplished. Lazarus left the boy in good hands with Cable in charge. He would see his father’s every order was carried out. Charlie and Lazarus said their goodbyes and left the ship. As they walked across the compound to the house the boys came running out to greet Ox and ask Lazarus about the boy.

“How long do you anticipate for his recovery before he can begin training, Mr. Long,” Waco asked.

“Humm, probably about three months. He has a lot of surgeries to undergo, but you won’t recognize him when he returns. You may start to visit him in about a week. He will still have a long way to go, but your encouragement will help a lot to hasten his recovery,” Lazarus assured them.

“Have you decided on a trainer, Mr. Long,” Waco asked.

“I think so. I was going to contract with Master Birdsall, but I don’t know I agree with his ‘baby slave’ technique, especially for a young boy. I’ve talked with Master Austin, and I think he and Master Daniels will do well by the boy. I think when they get through with him, he’ll be able to hit the ground running. I’ve considered contracting them to train him for three months after, but not until he's completely healed,” Lazarus guesstimated.

“Gosh, that’ll be six months 'afore we get us a new brother,” Waco lamented.

“I don’t know’s you should think on him as a new brother, but I do plan to have him attend school with you boys. I know you’ll look out for him.”

“Of course we will, Ramrod Long. We won’t let nothing happen to one of our men,” Waco assured him.

“You wanna’ take another shot at that, Ramrod?” Charlie put the back of his hand to his face to cover his grin. Lazarus shrugged his shoulders and grinned real big.  

“What the Hell, of course you men got chore'selves a new brother, but his first duties are to his master. You must impress on him you understand he has to take care of me first. We can always work around schedules," Lazarus grinned.

Charlie almost laughed his ass off at Lazarus. He was beginning to know the man and knew from his dealing with his bio-droids and crew members he acted like a benevolent monarch. He was firm, but he was compassionate and loving. The new slave didn’t have a clue what a fine man and master to whom he now belonged. Charlie imagined the boy would look better than any of their boys, and he was right. Lucas turned out to be a stunningly handsome young man in his Master's image.
 
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While Lucas was being remodeled, Lazarus was content to stay in his small room and entertain his boss a couple of weekend nights per month. He also started arranging to get away from the ranch and back to his ship at least one weekend per month. He didn’t want to appear to leave the ranch too much it might arouse suspicion. Those weekends he would relax in the arms of his bonded mate, and they would sate themselves with each other. Arlen Jones was a big man. He was a foot taller than Lazarus and his fine, chiseled body was covered with hair. He looked like a smaller version of their Godson, Garron. He had a dark, ruddy complexion with piercing ice cold blue eyes. They were startling when you first met him, but once you did meet him you never forgot his eyes. He was also raised as a cowboy in the old tradition.

Lazarus rescued him from the early eighteen hundreds when Texas was little more than a bold frontier. He was being chased by an outlaw gang. Somehow, he managed to come upon their camp when they weren’t there, found their stash of money and gold and made off with it. They had him cornered in a box canyon when Lazarus spotted him with one of his robo-cams. He was immediately attracted to the big cowboy and thought he was too damn good looking a man to die at the hands of the robber scum who were sure to kill him. When Lazarus tells the story he emphasizes he never believed in love at first sight until he laid eyes on his cowboy buddy. All shooting stopped as a huge air ship, the likes of which none of the men ever saw before, hovered over them.

The robbers watched as their loot and the man who stole it from them slowly rose into the sky and into the belly of the ship. They fired their guns at him only to have their bullets bounce off the shield that surrounded him. To say they were pissed was an understatement. Lazarus gave the man a choice. He could stay with him and become his partner, or Lazarus would beam him back to the rocks, and he could take his chances in a shoot out. Arlen was no dummy. He didn’t have enough cartridges left and at least with the tall man he had a chance to live.

“Hell, yes, I’ll be yore’ partner. For save’n my cowboy butt like ‘at, I’ll bend over, grab my ankles, and whistle like a pig fer ya,’ Mister. You like the tune 'Dixie'? Hell, I even know'd 'Buffalo Gals' if you like 'at better,” he said and grinned.

Lazarus roared with laughter at the man and almost lost his concentration.

“Okay! Good, but first you gotta’ return the money to them folks it was stolen from,” Lazarus told him.

“Aww, do I have to? They ain’t gonna’ miss it none. Besides, they’s gonna’ think I’s one of them robbers.”

“No, they won’t, and yes, they will miss it. That money represents the holdings of poor folks as well as rich who expect a bank to protect their money. They ain’t got no guarantee their life savings is safe in a bank, and if they lose it, they’ll all suffer. They’ll be so glad to get their money back they’ll believe you. Just don’t tell ‘em you expect a reward or accept one if’n they try to give it to you. Insist you were just doing yore’ Christian duty. You won’t need no money with me no ways. You’ll find out there’s more to life than money or wealth. If’n they lock you up in jail, don’t you think I got the power to git chu’ out, Cowboy?”

“I don’t know, sir, I’s jes’ a dumb cowpoke. I ain’t never had me no school’n. What the Hell do I know?” Arlen asked like a plea.

“It’s your choice, Cowboy,” Lazarus replied.
 
“Okay, I’ll do it. Ain’t nothing good ever happens to me no how. Jes’ once in my Goddamned fucked up life I’d like to fall into a bucket of roses instead of cow shit. I thought I already done done it ‘til you come along,” Arlen lamented.

“Jes’ remember, Cowboy, I heard it said, when God closes one door, he usually opens another.”

“God don’t care nothing ‘bout no worthless dumb-ass cowboy,” Arlen said bitterly.

“You might be surprised to find out yore’ net worth, Cowboy. Here, put this coin in yore’ pocket and don’t lose it. It might be your only means of git’n out of another tight spot, understand?” Lazarus asked.

“Yes, sir, I think so,” he replied.

Lazarus flew over the town, from which the money was stolen, and in the wee hours of the morning, sat Arlen down on the main street within a hundred feet of the bank. Arlen waited until the bank opened, walked in, and set the money on the counter. “Here, I think this belongs to you, sir. I found it while I's roaming around out in the badlands, and come upon an outlaw camp. They's all down to the creek, butt naked, bathing theys'selves. I found their loot, decided to do the Christian thing and bring it back to you. They tried to follow me and shot my pony. It died, and I had to walk the rest of the way into town,” Arlen didn’t say anymore and turned to leave.

“Thank you, Young Man, what’s your name, Son?”

“Arlen Jones, sir. I’s just a two bit cowpoke what believes in the Code of the West and The Cowboy Way.”

“Well, Mr. Jones let me give you a reward, at least for your pony, sir!” the banker demanded.

“Thank you, sir, but where I'm going, I been told I don’t need me no reward. A man ain’t suppose to be rewarded for doing what’s right noways. Lot’s of poor folks need their money. I’s jes’ think’n on them,” Arlen poured it on, all the while his heart was killing him to give the money back. He walked out of the bank and down to the end of the street. The banker rushed from the bank to offer to buy him breakfast and watched as the cowboy slowly rose into the sky with his arms lifted upward to heaven. He watched as the cowboy disappeared into the clouds. The banker hit his knees with tears running down his cheeks. He was sure he just witnessed an act of God Almighty and his angel was a young hairy buckaroo with the most unusual cold-blue eyes. The banker never denied any cowboy an account at his bank after that and became known as the most fair and honest banker in the West. He became a wealthy man, all because one young cowboy returned his stolen money.

Years later when they followed up on the story and investigated the man’s life, Arlen and Lazarus shared a laugh about the man relating how a cowboy angel returned his money when he was going to have to close his bank. He only came in that morning to see how many accounts he could set right from his own money before he announced bankruptcy. His name was Jessie Fargo. Unwittingly, by his acceptance of Lazarus’ offer, Arlen Jones finally fell into his bucket of roses and became a man worth far more than all the money in the state of Texas.
 

End Of Chapter 11 ~ Waco’s Lummox
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