TEXAS LONGHORNS
By Waddie Greywolf
Chapter 8
Sidney and Sticker ~
The boy was doomed before his mother’s water broke. Wednesday’s
child of woe was not nearly descriptive enough for the implied
possibilities from the boy’s name alone. Sidney Percival
Loganbotham Wainright, Junior. It’s not recommended to read this
name aloud, the very sound, of which, is guaranteed to send out a
radar effect attracting any bullies within a fifty mile radius.
They’re drawn to it like flies to shit. They raise their heads,
turn slightly getting the scent of the fear pheromones produced by
their favorite prey, the shy, reclusive, yellow striped geek,
found around libraries, museums, computer expos, science fairs,
Comic-con and StarTrek conventions. It acts much like a Sidewinder
missile’s heat seeking targeting device, a red flag for their
insatiable wrath. It renders them unable to control themselves
with an unquenchable thirst for physical mayhem to be levied upon
a person with such an unfortunate
moniker.
Sometimes it’s not the fates who are cruel. Sometimes, it’s the
people who claim to know so much about linage, heritage,
birthright, status, and/or parental love, if any. If you truly
love your child why on God’s green Earth would you hang a sign
around his neck reading: “Sidney Percival Loganbotham Wainright,
Junior.” It says to a bully, “Please, don’t bother to ask, just
hit me. Feel free to take advantage of this offer again at your
next, earliest convenience. Thank you for your valuable time and
sharing your personal inadequacies and suppressed pent up rage
with me.” And, so it was, young Sidney set out upon his voyage
into the world with a name that would surely spell his doom.
Ah, but as Shakespeare pointed out many times, the fates
themselves are a fickle lot. Sometimes they’re humorous, but other
times them bastards can be down right nasty. Look what happened to
poor Titus Andronicus. The evil queen killed his two sons and he,
in turn, had her's baked in a pie and served to her for dinner;
yum, filial frittata? Mostly, the fates have a decided sense of
the absurd; however, when the stage is set for the surest
probability for eminent tragedy, they reverse the polarity of
their giddiness, and after much grumbling from the more powerful
pro-tragedy lobbyist contingent, they get it right. (It might be
argued our government could learn a lot from them.) So, again it
was with our young protagonist, Sidney. The fates chose to give
him intelligence greatly above and beyond the average child, and a
father who, from the pratfalls and foibles of his own miserable
youth, decided his son would not so suffer.
Sidney’s father, Sidney Percival Loganbotham Wainright Senior,
suffered an unfathomable youth. “Them wicked fates done seen him
a’ come’n,” some were heard to say, but somehow, he managed to
survive on his own superior intellect and fundamentally sound wits
to become an extremely well-to-do man. Of course, it didn’t hurt
he inherited the vast Wainright family fortune on top of his own
accumulated wealth, thereby greatly increasing his power base. The
old saw, money begets money, was never more true than in Sidney
senior’s case. Money was no object for him. He could buy and sell
most all but a very few of the names on the Fortune Five Hundred
list. Metaphorically speaking, Daddy Warbucks was a veritable
pauper compared to Sidney senior.
For all his money, Sidney was a man of modest ways. He had no
problem accepting the good life money could provide, but he wasn’t
one to be extravagant or ostentatious. While he wasn’t a religious
man, and certainly had very little truck with the Mormon faith, he
decided, after a brief youthful bout with drugs and alcohol, their
ideas of abstinence were something he admired and adopted into his
own lifestyle; however, he was never an evangelical convert to
these ideas, and within limits of moderation, he tolerated other
individual's choices.
When looking for a place to settle and raise a family he decided
upon a rural ranching community Northeast of San Diego some thirty
miles or so. There he built his mansion for his home and family.
It wasn’t a big mansion as mansions go, but what it lacked in size
it made up for in quality and sheer comfort. It was all a
reflection of Sidney’s understated lifestyle. He saw his choices
as a subtle put down against the crassness of the nouveau riche.
His personal fortune was new, but his inherited wealth was very
old money.
When Sidney’s wife became pregnant, and gave birth to a male
child, an heir for Sidney, he was overjoyed. For once in his life,
other than the accumulation of wealth, things seemed to be going
right for him, until his wife died quite suddenly at a tragically
young age. Young Sidney was only three years old. Sidney, the
elder, was now faced with raising young Sidney alone. Since Sidney
had no urge or immediate plans to remarry, he set about to raise
young Sidney himself. This shouldn’t have been a great problem for
a man of such means. On the contrary, Sidney found the lack of
competence and personal dedication of hired employees a never
ending struggle in his efforts to see to his son’s comfort,
safety, and well being.
Well meaning friends told him to find a new mom for young Sidney,
remarry, and his problems would be over. Sidney Senior lived most
of his childhood under the abject domination of a wretched
step-mother who would’ve made Cinderella’s mom seem downright
charitable. He had no intentions of taking that chance for his
son. No matter the money he offered or paid, the people he hired
to care for his son had little interest in young Sidney. They were
only interested in doing the least possible for the maximum amount
of money.
Through several of the common folk of his community, who were not
so interested in Sidney’s money as to be, themselves, charitable
of spirit, he found some quality help. They took young Sidney into
their home as one of their own and cared for him approximately two
and a half years during brief periods when Sidney senior had to be
away on business; however, both were elderly and it was becoming
increasingly difficult for them to care for young Sidney. So, once
again, Sidney, the elder, had to find help. Young Sidney was now
almost six years old and would began school that year. His father
hit upon a radical plan.
He remembered from his troubled youth making his escape from his
tyrannical, overbearing, fundamentally religious family by
disappearing onto his own family's ranch. His grandfather managed
to secretly hire him on as a cowboy. Only a couple of men knew of
his whereabouts for a little over six years. It was a hard life to
adjust to, but Sidney had perseverance and determination. Nothing,
no matter how hard, could be as emotionally devastating as the
life he left. Sidney grew up in those six years. He worked hard
and his grandfather grew to respect his grandson's grit.
One of the few people Sidney could count on as a mentor or
confidant was an older common man – a man of the Earth – a cowboy,
who befriended him, but asked little in return; however, he
demanded several things of Sidney; respect, honesty, charity to
those less fortunate than himself, moderation in all things – oh
yes – and to plumb always kill a rattlesnake. From this man he
also learned the meaning and power of unconditional love. Even
today, he would seek the man’s counsel. Sidney secretly thought of
the old cowboy as the understanding, loving, caring dad he never
had. This man who Sidney held in such high esteem just happened to
be a man who loved other men, but he never made his druthers a
criterion for his friendship with Sidney. Neither did he try to
hide his preference nor did he apologize for it. He neither
flaunted nor tried to proselytize his lifestyle, but when he was
asked directly, he would never lie to anyone.
Sidney sat down and created an employment opportunity
advertisement for the Internet. He also planned to send it to all
major newspapers of English speaking countries around the world.
It was clear and concise, but it left enough wiggle room for a
creative mind to read between the lines. Although he didn’t
realize it at the time, Sidney was subconsciously looking to ‘buy’
an additional family member. Could it be done? Would he be
successful? Sometime, when you’re desperate, you take a big
gamble.
Sidney’s ad read: Wanted: The male equivalent of a nanny for a
young, grade school, male child, age six years, to act as a
caretaker, personal butler, physical trainer, mentor, and friend.
Experience and education preferred but may be waved for other,
similar experience, education, and/or personal recommendations.
References essential. This is not a part time job. After a
probationary period, the job will last until the boy is
twenty-one. If service is acceptable the terms of the employment
contract may be renegotiated at that time. A generous salary will
be offered depending on education, experience, qualifications,
recommendations, and interviews. For further information, write or
send resume to the following address for a more detailed job
description and necessary qualifications.”
Sidney included the address of a screening agency he hired which
was run by a close personal friend. His agency was to weed out all
but the most qualified with the best credentials. The ad didn’t
generate quite the response Sidney hoped for. While the screening
agency received numerous inquires, resumes, and a number of actual
applications the quality of the applicants seemed marginal at best
and some so outrageously cheeky with exaggerated claims of their
experience and knowledge on the subject of child care, they were
immediately dismissed. It provided Sidney’s friend at the
screening agency and his staff grounds for much amusement. After
processing the more promising applicants, it came down to a choice
of twenty possibilities.
The twenty were screened, re-screened, submitted to thorough
background checks, psychological profiles, education, and
recommendations checked for authenticity. They were also required
to have a polygraph examination. Three dropped out because of
personal beliefs against such practices. Of course, one is never
quite sure if it was because of their personal convictions or
because of their possible other convictions being found out.
Nevertheless, it was one of Sidney’s requirements for all serious
applicants. Ten were eliminated for relatively minor indiscretions
in favor of the remaining ten who had all but faultless background
checks and met most, if not all of Sidney’s qualifications.
Sidney had a conference with his friend and told him to have the
ten remaining applicants be interviewed by his best interviewer
and have the sessions video taped. From the tapes, Sidney would
pick five to personally interview. The final five were to be the
cream of the applicants. This was the results of almost six months
of searching and labor. It cost Sidney over fifty thousand dollars
for the newspaper ads alone to say nothing of agency cost. Sidney
was not concerned. If he found the right person for the position
to care for his son like he wanted, and he could be comfortable
with, it was worth every penny to him.
Sidney sat down with his close friend and mentor, Frank Mayhew, to
watch the interviews. Five were eliminated rather quickly because
of personal preference or character traits the two men found
objectionable. Of the final five, there was only two who Sidney
felt he might feel comfortable with, and one his friend felt would
be okay. Frank had serious and grave reservations about who would
be caring for his nephew. Sidney loved his old friend all the more
for his honest concern. All applicants were asked their sexual
orientation and had it confirmed by polygraph. Half of the twenty
were more than a little surprised they were chosen for further
processing because they were either gay or bisexual. Of the final
ten, four were confirmed straight; four were homosexuals, and two
were true bisexuals. Of the final five, Sidney picked for personal
interviews two were gay, two were straight and one was a bisexual.
Since all claimed to be personal physical trainers, as a final
test, Sidney didn’t see anything wrong with asking the applicants
to remove his clothing down to his briefs. He didn’t bother to
explain, but he would if asked. He would tell them, if they were
physical trainers he wanted to see the results of their training
as it showed on themselves. One straight man refused as did one
gay man. They were thanked, handed an envelope with a generous
gratuity for their time and patience in the interview process. The
final three had no objection and removed their clothing for Sidney
to see their bodies. The gay and the bisexual were by far more
personally developed than the remaining straight man and he was
eliminated. Sidney was down to two choices. He really wasn’t
comfortable with either. It had nothing to do with their
sexuality; after all, he was the one who eliminated the remaining
straight men.
He called them both back for another interview with him and his
mentor. Frank liked the bisexual. He had been Frank’s number one
pick from viewing the ten tapes with Sidney. He seemed like a man
Frank could be comfortable with taking care of his nephew. Sidney,
on the other hand, had a better feeling about the gay man. It
became a difficult choice for Sidney. He told them he would notify
them within two weeks of his decision. He wanted time to consider.
Secretly, in the back of Sidney’s mind he was praying for a
miracle. As the deadline neared, he found himself actively praying
for help. To whom or for what he was praying, he couldn’t clearly
define.
That evening, after reviewing the tapes, he drove Frank back to
his bunkhouse on the Harding ranch. (Later to become the Dunbar
ranch) He returned to his home to be greeted by his exuberant five
year old son at the door. Glory hallelujah, saints be praised,
blow up the trumpets, his daddy was home. Sidney senior and junior
drove the wonderful neighbor lady home and graciously thanked her
for caring for Sidney junior. Sidney handed her an envelope with a
thank you note and a sizable check for her kindness and help.
They returned home and Sidney went into his study to open his
mail. Among the myriad excess of junk mail and a couple of bills
was an envelope written in a childlike hand addressed to him. He
immediately recognized the name and return address. It was from
one of his close buddies he used to ride with on his family's
ranch along with Frank. In the envelope there was a brief note
attached to a brochure for a boy’s correctional ranch in Southwest
Central Texas. It was a ranch for boys whose families considered
them to be incorrigible; however, they were not considered
delinquents, and never got in trouble with the law. Basically, the
ranch was the Western equivalent of an Eastern boys military
school.
About three-quarters of the boys at the ranch were there because
their families just didn’t want to cope with the trauma of dealing
with an adolescent day in and day out. They were mostly from upper
middle class or wealthy families who had the money to pay for
their care and handling during their trying years of hormonal
see-sawing. The family’s attitude was, “Here, you deal with him,
we’ve had it. We have the money to pay you to cope with him. Don’t
call us, we’ll call you, but under no circumstances bring him home
before his eighteenth birthday.” Today, there are alternatives for
the more moneyed of our society which dubiously claim to be a bit
more socially acceptable, but of questionable success – drugs.
Some boys were there because of a state or federal decision.
Several were brilliant computer hackers who hacked into the wrong
computer on the wrong day. They were much too young to be
incarcerated and essentially no good would’ve come of it. The camp
was not considered incarceration, but it may as well have been.
The boys were worked on an actual working ranch from sunup to
sundown. There were school classes in the mornings and evenings.
By the end of their day they were too damn tired to even
contemplate running away. It was a hard life, but many learned
sound lessons and formed solid friendships which lasted a
lifetime. The lessons learned would stand them in good stead
against the pratfalls of later life, and the quality and strength
of the friendships they made might never have been found in
regular society. Sidney was fascinated by the brochure. The note
explaining the brochure was in a child like print with misspelled
words and incomplete sentences, but Sidney understood every word.
“Hello Sid. Long time no hear from you or me. Sorrie, you no I not
good at writin. Heer tell you be lookn for top waddie fer yor boy.
Frank dun toll me. Chek out man I send pic in thang I send to you.
He be man for you Sid. He named Sticker Wiggins. Fine cowboy. Fine
man. Good honest man Sid. Him nos kids good. He best with um I
ever did see. He be good to yore' boy an good for him to, Sid. Old
Sticker he need famaly Sid. He need loven. His hart need to find a
home. Never forgit what u done for me, Sid. You be a good man. You
save my life, buddy. May be this man save yors. My love to you, an
ur son, your buddy, Will Shott."
Sidney clutched Will’s letter to his heart and was wracked with
uncontrollable sobs for the memory and the simple gesture of love
from his old friend. He was touched to the bottom of his soul. He
knew, at that moment, beyond a shadow of a doubt, this man his
friend recommended, Sticker Wiggins would be his man. His prayer
was answered, and not a moment too soon. He slowly opened the
brochure again to look through it when he saw a red circle around
a picture of a tall, handsome, cowboy who was broad at the
shoulders and narrow at the hips.
Sidney knew he wouldn’t have to ask this man to take his clothes
off. He could see the man’s body was in top physical condition. He
had huge biceps, a big, thick, bull-like neck, and his massive
pectoral muscles were easily seen through his western shirt. He
had a big grin on his face with his arm around three boys on his
right and three on his left. They were looking up at him and were
obviously awe struck by the big man. Sidney had to admit he could
understand their awe. Sticker was, indeed, an imposing figure of a
man.
Sidney junior came running into the room in his jammies and
crawled up into his daddy’s lap. He immediately saw the brochure
and began to look at the pictures with his dad. He pointed to the
circled picture of Sticker. He carefully ran his small finger over
the image of the man, like he was trying to feel him through the
print in the brochure. “I know him, Dad,” Sidney Junior said
softly.
“What do you mean, Son? How could you know him?" Big Sidney asked.
To say young Sidney was an intelligent child was like saying
Mozart was smart. Sometimes, being exceptionally bright can have
its drawbacks. His inventive mind and vivid imagination worked
overtime to create his own personal fears and horrors for himself.
He became as gifted at that as any of his other pursuits. He would
tell his dad about dreaming of a horrible dark place in which he
found himself alone and frightened. To add to his horror he would
call out to his dad or anyone who might come to him to offer
comfort or ease his fear. No one would come. It had become a
frequently reoccurring dream and small Sidney would wake in the
night screaming and crying for his father. Sidney’s dad was
becoming concerned for his child and considered seeking
professional help. Then, to his dad’s amazement, one morning over
breakfast, young Sidney announced to his dad his problem was
solved. He told his dad the particulars, but like many parents
Sidney passed his son’s explanation off as more of his
inventiveness to solve his own crisis. His father promptly forgot
the matter.
“Don’t you remember, Dad, I told you about a big cowboy who comes
to me in that dark place when I’m scared and tells me he loves me
and not to be afraid, he will protect me and won’t let nothing
hurt me? It’s him, Dad. He even told me his name.”
“What’s his name, Sweetheart?” Sidney asked his son.
“He’s got a funny name. I didn’t believe him at first. He told me
his name is Sticky or Stickler, something like that, but he told
me to call him Mr. Wiggins. I’m not allowed to call him by his
first name until I’m a grown man like him.”
This was almost too much for Sidney to handle. The memory of the
conversation with his boy came flooding into his mind. He held his
boy to him and once again was wracked with sobs. How could his
child know the name of the man in the brochure? Was this a sign?
Was it possible to reach across time and space within your dreams
and contact someone you never met before? He knew his son was
gifted, but this was beyond mere talents.
Little Sidney was reading before his second birthday. He was
writing his own small stories before the age of three. By four he
was reading comic books and kid’s books. Recently, his dad caught
him in a corner of his library curled up with Charles Darwin’s
“Voyage of the Beagle.” He wouldn’t start the first grade for
another eight months. What other gifts might little Sidney have?
Sidney, could only wonder.
“Don’t cry, Dad. It’s all right. Did I say something wrong?”
Sidney Junior said.
“No, no, Son. I was just wondering how you knew the man’s name is
all. I didn’t tell you his name, and it’s not written on the
brochure.”
“You don’t believe me, Dad?”
“No, uh, yes! Yes, I believe you, Son.”
“He looks better in my dreams, Dad. He smells good, too. He smells
like lilacs.”
Sidney sat looking at his son and was bemused by his revelations.
Who could he ask about this? Perhaps the doctor who owns a ranch
not far from his? He looked into his boy’s eyes and saw the
deepest trust. How could he not do everything in his power to see
this unique, loving little man got not only the best of everything
he might provide, but also, a healthy, normal childhood.
With the help of several good people in his life, Sidney overcame
his own unfortunate childhood and became his own man. Sidney was,
indeed, a self-made man. Sidney was a respected mover and shaker
in the world. He went out on his own and made his fortune. He made
his own destiny. He didn’t rely on family money; in fact, he
rejected it. Sidney neither counted on nor imagined, one day, it
might come down to the last, and he would be the one to inherit
the family fortune.
Sidney had little time for organized religion or spiritual
hocus-pocus. Because Frank taught him the Cowboy Way, Sidney was
respectful and accepted the notion of an intelligent force in the
universe, but he just couldn’t bring himself to believe such an
intelligence would ever be ‘up close and personal.’ Did he really
believe in miracles? If he prayed for one, would he understand it
as such when it happened? This unexplainable experience with his
own flesh and blood certainly caused him to pause and reconsider.
No matter his beliefs on the subject, Sidney was not one to look a
gift opportunity in the mouth. Hell, it was worth looking into,
why not? He already spent well over a hundred thousand for his
search. Researching this man would be jump change. He would start
tomorrow to find out who and what this man, Sticker Wiggins, was
all about. Sidney had to agree with his son, it was a funny name.
He didn’t give a damn if the man’s was named Catfish Von
Pumpernickel, if he was the man for his boy, he had to know. He
turned on his lap-top as Sidney junior curled up in his daddy’s
lap and promptly went to sleep. At five years old, Sidney junior
was still small and didn’t weigh very much. Sidney enjoyed having
his boy close to him. He felt warm and secure. He felt loved, and
he radiated his love back to his boy.
He started typing notes to himself and his assistant. He had a
male assistant rather than a secretary. He found the man more
efficient, better organized, worked harder, was faithful and more
loyal than most of the women secretaries he had in the past. He
knew Kevin was gloriously gay, but Kevin left his lifestyle at
home. At work, he was all business, and wouldn’t tolerate
listening to a foul joke that demeaned anyone. Sidney admired him
for that. He admired Kevin for many of his other qualities as
well. (Don’t go there, that’s not what I meant.)
He took Sidney junior and laid him on the leather couch in his
office. He grabbed a heavy throw and put it over his boy. He got a
pillow from underneath a cabinet he kept handy for such a purpose.
He liked to have his son sleeping where he could see him while he
worked. He worked way into the wee hours of the morning. He had
note after note of instructions about what information to secure.
He wanted to know everything there was to know about Mr. Sticker
Wiggins before he even attempted to approach him. All his ideas
about interviews, contracts, proper hiring procedures were tossed
aside. This was one situation he knew instinctively he was going
to have to handle personally, on his feet, one step at a time.
If anyone could get information about another person, Sidney knew
how to go about it. He had contacts all over the world and some in
very high places. Sidney contributed heavily to politicians who
would go to bat for him if he needed them. It is, after all,
unfortunately, the American way. Money may or may not buy
happiness, but it goes a long way to grease the cogs of
cooperation. (corruption, too. Can you say, ‘Theo-cons?’)
Sidney even had close ties with several of the highest ranking men
in the Pentagon. One phone call from him would get him files few
men could even imagine having access to. It would only take him a
couple of days to gather information on Wiggins. He wasn’t going
to stop there. He wanted to know who this man was and why his boy
dreamed about him.
* * * * * * *
By the end of the first week, Sidney knew a lot about Mr. Sticker
Wiggins. Short of contacting and interviewing close personal
friends, Sidney amassed a considerable amount of information about
him. What he discovered about the man amazed even him. Sidney had
a tendency to be somewhat skeptical about many things. When it
came to people, he looked for the best, but always expected the
worst. When he was wrong, he was pleasantly surprised. Frank told
him, that way he was rarely disappointed. He approached this
investigation the same way and was more than pleasantly surprised.
There was no record of Mr. Wiggins birth. The closest thing found
was a sworn affidavit he was born on a ranch in West Texas in
1972. He graduated high school forth in a class of twelve in 1990.
He immediately joined the Army and was sent to Iraq in Operation
Desert Storm. He suffered a shoulder wound and a wound to his left
leg. He received two purple hearts and a Bronze Star for heroism
under fire. He was honorably discharged from the Army and went to
University of Texas on the G.I. bill. He got a degree in
psychology. He attended two years of graduate school and got a
Masters of Social Welfare. He became a licensed psychotherapist
after a year’s apprenticeship under a psychiatrist. His graduate
work and therapy was with adolescents and young adults.
He had a lot of problems with Gulf War syndrome and couldn’t seem
to adjust to a routine lifestyle. He couldn’t handle sitting
behind a desk and listening to kids problems day in and day out.
He gave up his practice and took a job with the boy’s ranch. He’d
been there for two years. He was well liked and well thought of.
He was one of the best councilors at the camp. Sticker liked the
work because he wasn’t doing one on one counseling, but he was
constantly working with the boys, acting as a role model and
mentor. Just what Sidney was looking for. The icing on the cake
for Sidney he never shared with anyone, Sticker was a cowboy just
like Frank, Will, and Sidney were.
Of all the information gathered on Mr. Sticker Wiggins, Sidney
found one, almost insignificant tidbit interesting. Sticker once
applied for a security clearance for an unspecified federal
government position. They did a thorough investigation including
any record of sexual preference. One small notation in the file
indicated Mr. Wiggins had never been known to have a close
physical relationship with anyone, female or male. His sexual
orientation and/or preference was unknown.
* * * * * * *
The time to notify the two final applicants for the job was near.
Sidney had Kevin call and tell them Mr. Wainright would be out of
town for the next couple of weeks and would contact them
immediately upon his return. From years as a successful business
man, Sidney learned to hedge his options. He contacted his buddy
Will Shott and asked if he could come visit? He wanted to meet
this man, Sticker Wiggins.
“I’m glad to hear you wanna’ meet him, Mister Wainright,” Will
Shot said.
“What the Hell’s with this ‘Mister Wainright’ crap, Cowboy? I’m
Sid, Will, just plain Sid, Buddy. We been friends too many years
and mean too much to each other for you to call me mister. Your
letter with the brochure was the nicest damn thing anyone’s done
for me in a long time, my friend. You damn near ripped my guts out
with that gesture. I sat here in my chair behind my desk crying
like a damn baby reading your letter. You stuck it to me again,
you old bastard.” Sidney laughed and heard his friend laugh with
him, “You very well may have saved my life, Will. If I like him,
do you think I might be able to talk him into it?"
“I ain’t real sure, Sid. I talk to him often. He comes by here to
see me once't or twice a week on his days off. He knows about you
and my friendship, but he don’t know nothin’ ‘bout no job. I
know’d from Frank you’s look’n for somebody to take care of yore'
boy. I don’t know’s he put together just who you are. I think he’s
pretty happy at the boy’s ranch, but I know’d he had to take a big
cut in income from being a therapist in the city to wrangling kids
on a ranch. He complains about not having a lot a’ free time. I
c'ain’t really say, but I got me a gut feel’n, he might just go
fer’ it. I never know with him. He’s one of the nicest men I know,
but he’s pretty quite most of the time. Don’t say a lot to let
chu’ know what he’s a’ think’n on. I sure know he won’t put up
with no foolishness.”
“He sounds about like what I need, Will. If I fly into San Antonio
can I come out and stay with you a day or two to meet him?”
“Oh, Hell, Sid, you know better’n to ask. You don’t never have to
ask to come see me. Jes’ come on. My door’s always open to you.
You know that. Why, jes’ the thought of see’n you again started my
old tail a’ wag’n. Won’t me to meet chu’ at the airport, Son?”
“No, Will. I’ll just rent a car. There’s a couple of places I
wanna’ see while I’m back there.”
“You going back to the old ranch, Sid?”
“You know me pretty well, Partner.”
Sid heard the man chuckle on the other end. “I’d say we know each
other pretty damn well, Sid.”
“Yes, Will, and I thank God for that and you every day.”
“Ah, git chore’ butt out here. I can’t wait to see ya.’”
“Can’t wait to see you either, Buddy. See ya’ day after tomorrow
sometime around noon.”
“I’ll be here. Thanks for call’n, Sid.”
“See ya,’ soon, partner. Bye.”
Sidney hung up the phone and felt tears falling from his eyes.
Kevin walked in and caught him. “Oh, I’m sorry, Mr. Wainright,
I’ll come back later.”
“Nonsense, Kevin, come, what do you have for me?”
“Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. Wainright?” Kevin asked
with genuine concern in his voice as he approached.
“No, but thanks for asking, Kevin. I appreciate the thought, but
I’m fine. I’m going to visit a dear old friend of mine for a
couple of days, and I just got off the phone with him. I haven’t
seen him since his boy was killed in Nam, and I went back for the
funeral. He’s all alone now, and I’m looking forward to seeing him
again. The tears were for joy and anticipation of seeing him
again, Kevin.”
“Aww, I’m glad to hear that, sir,” he said sincerely, then Kevin
was back to business.
* * * * * * *
The trip into San Antonio was non-eventful. Sidney rented a car
and drove the hundred miles to Will’s ranch. True to his word he
pulled into the gravel road leading to the ranch at ten ‘til noon.
There was a newer Ford F250 pickup truck sitting next to Will’s.
Sidney wondered. Sure enough, out of the house comes Will followed
by a big handsome cowboy, the man in the brochure, Sticker
Wiggins. Sidney looked at the brochure a hundred times or more
like he was trying to send a mental message to the man, a message
he needed him and had a little five year old boy who needed him
more. Will got to Sidney first and wasn’t going to settle for a
handshake. He wanted full body contact. Sidney didn’t hold back
his genuine affections for his old friend either.
“Sid! Oh, Sidney! Damnation, Boy, it’s good to see ya’ again!”
Will shouted.
“It’s awful good to see you again, too, Old Friend. Look, my
tail’s jes’ a’ wag’n.” Sidney partially turned his rump to show
his friend. The three men laughed. Sid continued, “Hell, you ain’t
aged a bit since I last saw ya.’ You must be living good.
Some’um’s agreeing with ya.”
“Sid, I want you to meet another good friend of mine, Mr. Sticker
Wiggins. Sticker, this man here’s one of the finest men I ever did
have the pleasure and honor to know. I want you to meet my good
friend and buddy, Mr. Sidney Wainright.”
“Call me Sid or Sidney, Mr. Wiggins, please. It’s a pleasure to
meet you, sir.”
“Call me Sticker, Sid. Pleasure’s mine, sir,” the huge cowboy said
with a decided Texas drawl. Sidney hadn’t been back to Texas in a
while, but he knew within the hour his tongue would start to
thicken and he, too, would be lapsing back into the same speech
patterns he unconsciously used years ago. ‘Must be the water,’ he
thought to himself.
“Come, Sid! Come on in! Make yore’self to home. I jest’ about got
lunch ready for us. I bought us some of the Cooper’s barbecued
brisket when I went down to the town yesterday. I remembered how
much you used to like their stuff. Sticker stopped by, I told him
you’s a’ coming; you’d be here ‘round noon; I invited him to stay;
told him I wanted him to meet chu.’ Don’t think he was gonna’
‘cause he thunk I might be a’ cook’n. When I told him I was
serving up some Coopers’ brisket he accepted real quick-like.”
Will laughed. Sticker and Sid had a good laugh, too.
“Ain’t ‘a damn thing wrong with yore’ cook’n, Old Man. Ever now
and then you get a pert-damn good scald on some’um. I ain’t never
pushed away from yore’ table hungry.” Will grinned real big at his
friend’s compliment.
Sidney was immediately overwhelmed by the big cowboy’s genuineness
and self-confident ease around people. ‘Here was a man to be
reckoned with,’ Sidney thought to himself. Will told the two men
to take a place at the table, he’d bring the iced tea. He brought
quart mason jars filled with sweetened iced tea with lemon and a
sprig of spearmint. Sidney almost lost it in front of the two men.
He didn’t get his napkin to his face in time and one damn tear
rolled down his cheek. Sticker saw the tear and immediately
reacted. He gently reached his big ham of a hand over and grabbed
Sidney’s arm in a gesture of empathy. “You okay, Sid?” he asked
softly in a concerned voice.
Sidney laughed. “I’m sorry, Sticker. I’m fine. I ain’t been back
in a while and to have iced tea served to me in a mason jar, well,
it brings back a flood of wonderful memories Will and I shared
together. It was one of the happiest times of my life. I almost
lost it, big time, there, for a minute,” Sidney said. He laughed
like he was a little embarrassed.
Sticker released his grip on Sidney’s arm and smiled. “You’re a
sensitive person, Sid. I like that in a man. I think it’s a good
quality to have. I try’n hammer that home to them kids I work with
ever’ day. Some days I think I get through, other days, I ain’t so
sure.”
Will smiled as he sat down to join them. Will reached out a hand
to both men and they instinctively took his. He bowed his head and
the other men followed suit. “Dear Lord, bless this food we are
about to partake. May it nourish our hearts and souls as well as
our bodies. Thank you for your many blessings and small miracles
we see around us ever’ day. Thank you, Lord, for good friends and
loved ones. Bless my beloved friend, Sidney. Please answer his
prayer, Father. We ask in Jesus’ name, sir. Amen.” The other two
men echoed Will’s ‘amen.’
The men sat about to eat the good food Will set before them.
Sidney noticed with some amusement Sticker wasn’t shy about
eating. He was a big man and probably required a lot of food. Will
caught Sidney watching Sticker pack it away. Will grinned at
Sidney and motioned to Sticker with his fork. Sidney saw a twinkle
in Will’s eye and knew a flow of bullshit was soon to follow.
“Most times, Sid, when I have ole Sticker over to dinner, I don’t
even bother to kill the damn cow. I jes’ bring it in the house and
hand ole Sticker the salt and pepper. It ain’t purdy, Sid, you
wouldn’t wanna’ watch.” Will roared with laughter at his own joke.
Sidney thought it was pretty damn funny, too. Sticker just grinned
real big, but it didn’t slow him down a bit, he just kept packing
it away.
“Would you mind telling me a little bit about your work, Sticker?”
Sidney asked.
“Naw, sir, I don’t mind a bit. I’m head wrangler over to the ranch
where I work. Now that don’t mean what it does on other ranches.
How many other ranches you know where a cowboy has to have a
degree in psychology and some experience wrangling incorrigible
kids?” he asked, “Head wrangle at the ranch ain’t a real great
title to have, neither. It just means I get all the shit when I
can’t get them damn kids to act like normal folk and behave
themselves,” he said and roared with laughter as he took another
bite of potato salad. Sidney and Will laughed, too.
“Do you enjoy your work?” Sidney asked.
“Sometimes I do, and sometimes I don’t. I don’t mean that to sound
like no conundrum, Sid. It jes’ seems like a never ending struggle
with them damn kids. Their families don’t want ‘em no more and
essentially we have to become their surrogate parents. They got
more emotional baggage they bring with ‘em than any adult ought a’
ever have ta’ deal with, let alone a pre or post-pubescent teen
full of raging hormones and conflicting thoughts. Hell, if we can
jes’ keep them little buggers out a’ each others bunks at night,
it feels like a major accomplishment to us. Most times we try’n
work ‘em so hard ‘til they’s almost dead on their feet so’s we can
get a decent night’s sleep as well. If’n we don’t we’re up ever’
damn fifteen minutes chasing one of ‘em out of the other’s bunk.
They can have their dicks in another kid, butt-fuck ‘em, and get
their rocks off faster’n a’ damn jack rabbit. God bless me, I
swear, I ain’t never seen nothing like it, Sid.” Sticker shook his
head and laughed.
Sidney was impressed by Sticker’s humor in the face of what would
seem to be great concerns to him. Sidney laughed to himself about
Sticker’s take on ‘head wrangler.’ ‘Yeah, and how many head
wrangles would you find use words like ‘conundrum’ and
‘prepubescent?’ Sid thought to himself. For all of Sticker’s good
ole boy West Texas Speak use of language, many of his words
betrayed his education and intellect. That’s the way it is with
folks in Texas. Many sound like dumb hicks, but never make the
foolish mistake of underestimating them. A lot of them are better
educated than you or I and know how to use good English when they
need to. Texas Speak has become a dialect of Southern comfort and
hospitality.
“You any kin to the Wainright family what owns the Lazy 8 ranch
about a hun'nert miles from here, Sid?”
Sidney shot a look to Will for help. He didn’t want to lie to
Sticker, but he didn’t know if now was the right time for him to
learn Sidney was the last of the Wainright family. Sidney was the
sole owner of the Lazy Eight ranch. He planned to go there
tomorrow as a surprise visit to check everything out.
“Yeah, he’s distantly related to ‘em. Hell, ‘at’s how we got to
know each other. He was a buckaroo on the ranch same’s me. We ate
them beans and cornbread from the same wagon. I don’t think old
cookie knew how to fix nothing else but beans. We rode together
for five or six years, was it, Sid? Didn’t yore’ second cousin git
chu’ the job?” Will asked and winked at Sidney when Sticker wasn’t
looking.
“Yeah, as I recall. I ain’t real sure, Pardner. We rode together
for a little over six years, to be exact. Best damn years of my
life, too. Wouldn’t trade them memories for all the gold in that
family,” he replied. Sidney didn’t have to, he had all the gold in
the family.
“Sidney didn’t have too much to do with ‘em for years, Sticker. He
was sort of an outcast by choice, ya’ might say. He jes’ didn’t
see eye-to-eye to their way a’ think’n ‘bout things. When I first
met him, I thought he was family-tight with ‘em and a poor little
rich boy snob. I done me some awful things to him I ain’t real
proud of today, but when I found out he didn’t hold no grudges,
and was a genuine cowboy at heart, I made me one a’ the best damn
friends I ever did have.”
“Ah, you made up for all that shit over the years, Partner.
‘Sides, I got my fair share in with you. I was just a little more
subtle at it than you were,” Sidney said and grinned at Will.
“Damn it all to Hell!” Will slapped his hand on the table, “I done
know’d it was you what put that damn dead skunk in my bedroll that
time!” Will exclaimed, slapped his leg, and roared with laughter,
“Rode around on my pony all damn day with my bedroll on the back
smelling a skunk some'mers and I couldn’t figure out where the
Hell it was coming from. Damn, it was strong. I’d try to ride away
from it, but I jes’ couldn’t seem to git fer enough not to smell
it no more. Then I noticed ever’ time I rode close to one a’ them
other cowboys, they’d turn and ride away from me. You’s the only
one what would let me git close enough to talk to ‘em and then you
kept your distance.
"I 'member you ask’n me when was the last time I jumped in the
tank. You sorry son of a bitch!” Will exclaimed and exploded into
laughter. He had tears running down his face he was laughing so
hard. Sidney and Sticker were about to roll on the floor laughing
at their friend. “I never found it until I went to bed that night,
Sticker. God Almighty, was it an awful stink? I had to burn that
damn bedroll on the campfire. I always wondered how it was, you
jes’ happened to have a spare bedroll in old man Wainright’s
truck?” Will couldn’t stop laughing. “Got me good, he did,
Sticker! God, I love you, Sid,” the old cowboy declared. He wiped
the tears from his eyes from laughing so much.
“No more’n I love you, Pod’na’?” Sidney told Will.
Sidney smiled to himself. E'aup, it was beginning to happen. He
could feel his tongue was almost twice its normal size. ‘That’s
it. It’s the damn ice tea; might be the spearmint? Ah, who the
Hell a' my kid’n? I’m home,’ he thought and laughed to himself.
Only in Texas can you hear the two words ‘iced tea’ and it will
contain five syllables. Things quieted down and normal talk
resumed. Will told Sidney what new projects he had going around
the place, and Sticker was helping him with a couple.
“Ya’ know it always helps to have another set of hands around,”
Will allowed.
“If you can put up with me for a couple of days, Will, maybe I can
give you a hand doing some things. Be good for me to get some real
exercise. I try to git to the local gym (his own complete workout
area in the basement of his mansion) two to three times a week
when I can, but it sure wouldn’t hurt me none to git a little bit
of exercise here.” ‘Git? Hurt me none?’ he laughed to himself, ‘I
ain’t used language like that in years. Feels pert-damn good,
though.’ Sidney was beginning to relax and enjoy himself. He
didn’t realize how much he missed this kind of association with
down home folks.
“Sticker?” Sidney began a question, “Is it hard not to get
attached emotionally to the kids? Do you have favorites you
particularly like?” he asked.
“Sidney, it’s the hardest part of my job. Do I have favorites?
They’s only a couple who ain’t my favorites and we got damn near a
hun'nert’n fifty kids on the ranch. We’re told and warned over and
over again, don’t get emotionally attached to ‘em, don’t show
favoritism, don’t do favors for ‘em, and don’t allow them to do
favors for us. I’d be lying like a railroad track if’n I's to say
I didn’t have my favorites. Emotionally attached? How the Hell
could any caring man not get emotionally attached to ‘em?
Sometimes I think I’m way in over my head. They’s a handful of ‘em
I’d love to bring home with me to give ‘em the love they need. The
frustration is, I know I can’t. Don’t take that the wrong way,
Sid, I ain’t no pederast. I ain’t no damn bible thump’n prude,
neither. I figure if two men wanna’ rodeo together it ain’t none
of my business as long as they’s of legal age to be considered
consenting adults; howsomever, to my way a’ think’n, them boys is
jes’ too damn young to be butt-fuck’n one another.”
“I couldn’t agree with you more, Sticker, and I certainly never
meant to imply that by my question. I was more interested in how
you handled your feelings to nurture them. Wait! Is ‘nurture’ the
word I’m looking for?” Sid asked.
“Yes, sir, I understand, nurture; educate; train; foster. I didn’t
take your question that way, sir. Dealing with my emotions and
need to nurture them is a constant conflict. It rips my damn guts
out sometimes it’s so strong, but I know if I’m gonna’ survive
there I have to realize I ain’t never gonna’ have much say in what
goes on or how they’re treated. I can have some influence in the
way I conduct myself and how I relate to them. I’ve learned one
damn thing though, they sure as Hell don’t respond to no hard-ass.
They can smell a hard-ass counselor a mile away, and I’ve watched
‘em gather to circle their prey jes’ git’n ready for the kill.
They’ll eat ‘em alive. The harder the counselor, the more uptight
he is, the greater challenge it is to ‘em. I’ve seen big, stout,
stalwart, rugged men who thought they was jes’ gonna’ waltz right
in 'nere and put the fear of God Almighty in them boys be brought
to their knees. Once they figure they got him down, they move in
for the kill. I’ve seen ‘em reduce a man to a pile of quivering,
whimpering mass of Jello in a matter of days.” Sticker couldn’t
help laugh as he was colorfully describing how lethal his wards
could be.
“On the other hand,” he continued, “you cut ‘em a little slack
once in a while, look the other way now and then, be fair and
equal with ‘em, they’ll fall all over themselves to do for you and
protect you against the higher powers. They’re like wolf packs.
They work in independent groups, together. The way that sounds, it
don’t make much sense, but it’s how they operate. They form small
family groups, but when it comes to a united front, watch out.
They learn very early on, when they git there, you can’t be a
rugged individualist. They might have been on the outside, and
it’s probably what got ‘em in trouble with their folks in the
first place, but at the ranch, it’s united we stand or divided we
fall. Nobody wants to stand alone so they join a family group.
They have to, to survive. Now, that ain’t all bad. They learn to
cooperate within a group, they learn to share, they learn to cover
their buddy’s back, they learn to get a solid, they have to do a
solid, and they learn the benefit of trust.”
The more Sidney listened to Sticker the more he was sure Sticker
was the man for his job. He was reasonable, and he seemed
painfully honest and direct. He was funny, charming, and he had a
good grip on reality. Sidney was beginning to think Sticker was a
man he could work with and feel good about.
“What line of work are you in, Sidney?” Sticker asked.
“I’m head of a small corporation what produces custom software for
industrial applications. Other than make a lot of decisions and
signing checks all day, I don’t do much of anything but stand in
my office behind my antique ship’s wheel my wife gave me years
ago, look out my window, and imagine I’m sailing our company into
profitable waters,” Sidney replied and chuckled at his metaphor.
Sidney told the truth. His thriving software venture was paying
off handsomely, but he was also the major stockholder in another
three-hundred companies or so. Sticker just nodded his approval.
“Tell Sidney about chore’ dream you been a’ havin,’ Son,” Will
spoke to Sticker quietly. Sticker turned white and Sidney almost
choked on his iced tea.
“Damn, Will, I jes' met the man! I don’t wanna’ make him think I’m
a rave’n lunatic. ‘Sides he ain’t the right Sidney, no how. I just
know’d it. I could tell the minute I shook hands with him.”
“Sticker, Son, Sidney’s a cowboy. He’s a’ wearing boots jes’ like
you an me; he puts ‘em on one foot at a time, same’s you’n me.
Ever’ tub’s gotta’ sit on its own bottom, Boy. Granted, the bigger
the bottom the heavier it sits.” Will winked at Sidney and laughed
at his aside, “I know’d this man like I know my own soul. He’d
never think you's crazy if'n you's honest with him. Might shy away
from you for a couple of days until he was sure, though,” Will
said, slapped his leg, and roared with laughter at the look on
Sticker’s face. Sidney didn’t say anything but finished up the
last bite of his meal. He braced himself knowing what he was going
to hear before Sticker even said the words.
“Sidney, Mr. Wainright, sir, you asked me a while ago about how
I’m handling my emotions, and I done told ju’ sometimes it really
gets to me on the ranch; not so much I’m gonna’ quit my job or go
look’n for some'um else, but lately, I told Will, it must be
getting to me worse than I think. I keep having the same dream
where a small boy, a good look’n, handsome little boy, is calling
to me ‘cause he’s all alone and afraid. The dream’s always the
same. I go to him, hold him, comfort him, and tell him I won’t let
any harm come to him, not to be afraid, I’ll take care of him. I
quiet him down and most times he stays the entire night with me.
He asks me my name, and I tell him. I ask him his and he tells me
his name is Sidney," Sticker said.
There was a silence around the table you could cut with a knife.
Sticker was looking in his plate and toying with his food like he
was embarrassed.
“See? What’d I tell ya’?” Will asked Sidney, breaking the silence.
“Yeah, Will, but what chu’ don’t know, and the most amazing thing
is, Sidney’s have’n the same damn dream. Now how can ‘nat be?” Sid
asked in reply.
Everything was quiet again.
“You’re having the same dream as me, sir?” Sticker asked, raising
an eyebrow.
“I’m sorry, Sticker, we’re talking about Sidney junior, my son,
who’s only five years old. In several months he’ll be six. He’ll
start school next fall. He’s having the same dream. He took one
look at your picture in the brochure about the boy’s ranch Will
sent me and told me your name, except he said your first name was
Stickly or Stickler, but it didn’t matter anyway because you told
him he had to call you Mr. Wiggins until he grew up and became a
man. He told me the same story about him being alone and afraid in
a dark place and a big cowboy comes to him, holds him, tells him
not to be afraid, and he’ll protect him. He told me the man told
him his name. I had to come meet you for myself. Will never told
me you were having the same dream, he just told me he wanted me to
meet you. So the kindly, well meaning old bastard set us both up.
Way to go, Will! Ya’ still got it, Pod-na,’” Sid said and laughed.
Will laughed with Sid, but poor Sticker still looked like he saw a
ghost.
“I did tell him that,” Sticker said slightly above a whisper, “I
told him he had to call me Mr. Wiggins until he becomes a man, but
not until I was satisfied he was worthy to call me by my first
name. It’s the same thing we tell them kids out to the ranch why
they can’t call us by our first names. Ju’ have a picture of him,
Mr. Wainright?”
“What father don’t carry a picture of his boy, Sticker?” Sidney
walked over to his brief case, snapped it open, remove a glossy
photo of his son and handed it to Sticker. Sidney and Will watched
all the color drain from the big man’s face. He just sat there
staring at the picture of Sidney junior.
“‘At’s the boy in yore’ dream, ain’nee, Son?” Will asked softly.
“Yes, sir, he is. How can this be? What does it mean?”
“We think we know, Son,” Will opened the way for Sidney.
“What’da’ you think’s happening, Cowboy?” Sid asked Will.
“I done done me some powerful think’n on it. You know’d ‘bout me
and my ‘powerful think’n,’ Sid. H’it’s sort a’ like a rusty
windmill in a tornado. It makes a Hell of a lot a’ noise, but it
don’t do much.” Will winked and grinned at Sidney. “Frank told me
how he thought you was still uncertain ‘bout them two men you’s
try’n to decide on. That kid of yorn is bright, Sid. Real bright.
Frank done told me all about him. If you don’t think kids can pick
up on their parent’s troubles and frustrations you better think on
that one again. Yore’ kid’s been worried about chu,’ Sid. You
spent a lot a time and money on trying to find someone for him. He
knows you still ain’t happy with the results of your search. He
don’t won’t his daddy to be unhappy about him.
"He can’t pick up a phone like you and me. So what’s he do? I
think yore’ boy done dialed his'self up some higher form of
information and they give him a dee-rect line to Sticker’s heart.
Ole Sticker, here, he may look like the meanest bull in the
pasture, but he’s got a soft spot in his heart for kids what’re
alone and afeared. Sidney junior? He done put his'self in a
‘collect’ emergency, long distance, person-to-person,
heart-to-heart call to ole Sticker, and Sticker, well, he done
answered the phone and accepted the charges. ‘At’s all it took,
Brother. Them two’s ‘zall-ready bonded. All you gotta’ do is make
the pitch. Slow’n easy, inside curve ball ought a’ do it, Sid;
right across the plate. This ball game’s all but over.”
Will slapped his leg again and broke up laughing. He was so smug
and pleased with himself for his explanation. Sidney had to agree,
for all of Will’s down home spin on the situation, it sounded
logical to him. He didn’t have anything better. Poor Sticker was
still sitting there in a state of shock. He didn’t have a clue
what Will and Sidney were talking about. Sticker started to get a
smile on his face. He looked first at Sidney and then Will. His
smile turned into a smirk. “I get it. You guys is settin' me up.
This is all a big joke on ole Sticker, right? You’s in cahoots,
ain’t cha’?”
“Gees, Sticker, I wish it was true. I wish this was all a big
joke, not necessarily on you but in general. Believe me, I’d never
risk something as sacred as my boy’s trust on a practical joke at
a good man’s expense, a man whom he speaks of in such admiring,
respectful, loving terms, and describes him as smelling faintly of
lilacs.”
“‘At’s the aftershave Sticker uses, Sidney, Lilac Vegetal,” Will
added.
“I can see how you might think we’re setting you up, Sticker, but
lemme’ assure you, we’re not. I came here to meet you because of
my boy. I came here to offer you a job similar to the one you have
now without the headaches and frustrations. I came here to offer
you a position as head wrangler, top waddie, to ride herd on my
boy. He needs you, but just as important, I need you. We need a
man of your experience and qualifications we can trust. Will wrote
me a letter he included with the brochure he sent me about the
ranch where you work. He wanted me to meet you because he thought
you were the man for the job. Now that I’ve met you and talked
with you, I agree with him. You are the man for the job,” Sidney
said, got up from the table, went to his briefcase, brought back a
thick manila envelope and handed it to Sticker, “I had my
secretary prepare a proposal for your consideration. It outlines
all the particulars including salary, full benefits package
including full medical and dental plans at a hundred percent
coverage, a generous retirement plan, and bonuses. You’ll find two
contracts inside. The first a probationary, six month contract,
which will be superseded by the second long term contract to be
renewable every three years.”
Sticker looked up into Sidney’s smiling face, looked down at the
envelope again and slowly started to remove its contents. He
looked up at his friend who nodded his encouragement to open the
package. He opened the cover page to the brief, one page outline.
Sidney looked at Will who had a smile on his face as wide as
Texas. He was really enjoying this because he thought it was a
wonderful opportunity for both his friends. Sticker’s mouth
dropped open when he saw the annual salary figure to be matched by
an equal amount deposited into a secure retirement account in his
name. He would only be able to access the account on his
sixty-second birthday or, it would be willed to his designated
heir upon the occasion of his unforeseen early demise.
“You guys are really pulling out all the stops. You be joking me,
for sure,” Sticker said.
“What? Ain’t it enough money?” Sidney asked sort of dejected.
“Not enough money? Are you kidding? My salary at the ranch is one
tenth this amount? You’re offering this tax free? You’re willing
to pay the taxes on it? That’s an additional twenty-eight percent,
maybe more.”
“Not with my tax lawyers, Sticker,” Sidney grinned.
“Where’s the camera? I’ve always wanted to meet Allen Funt. This
is Candid Camera, ain’t it?” Sticker asked and grinned.
“Sticker, you know how I feel about chu,’ Boy. You mean too damn
much to me to pull some crazy shit on ya.’ These last few years,
you been like a second son to me. You saved me from grieving
myself into an early grave. Trust me, Son, he ain’t joking
wit'cha. This is too damn important to him.” Will spoke quietly to
Sticker.
“What’s this cashier’s check for a thousand dollars for?” Sticker
had the check in his hand.
“It’s a retainer fee to take this package to any attorney of your
choice to have him review it and explain it in detail, if you
wish. If not, and you don’t chose to accept my offer, you may keep
it for your time and consideration.”
“You’re giving me a thousand dollars just to consider your
proposal?” Will asked in awe.
“If you don’t want a lawyer advising you, but I recommend it for
your own peace of mind,” Sidney urged him.
“How long would I have to consider it?” Will asked.
“I believe it’s there on the next page at the bottom. I asked my
secretary, Kevin, to give you two weeks from today when the
proposal expires and becomes null and void.”
“May I take this with me, Sid, to look over tonight? I’m off
tomorrow. May I return to ask any questions I might have, sir?”
Sticker asked.
“Of course, Sticker, but I have a trip planned for tomorrow to
make a surprise visit to one of my holdings. Why don’t chu’ come
over early in the morning and ride along. We can discuss the
particulars on the way. I’m gonna’ try’n talk Will here into going
with us.”
“May I ask where we’ll be going, sir?” Sticker asked suspiciously.
Sidney looked at Will. Will smiled and nodded to Sidney to tell
Sticker.
“To my ranch, the Lazy 8,” Sidney grinned.
Because of his innate goodness, his strength of character, his
sense of humanity, and his untapped love, the fates – remember
them – decided the big, handsome cowboy, Sticker Wiggins, should
fall into a deep bucket of very wealthy shit and come out smelling
more like lilacs than he ever did before. Once again, them
bastards finally got it right.
End Chapter 8 ~ Texas Longhorns
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