The Epicene Effect
By Jerry Leckie

Chapter Five

    They surveyed the landscape on either side of the van. The road was cut out of a mountainside dotted with a forest of huge boulders, both upslope and downslope. "Those rocks could hide a fucking army."

    A hail of large stones rained down from the mountainside and bounced off the van. John quickly activated a control panel in front of him. He twisted a dial as he watched images appear on the screen. "Look Nick. There's four of them hidden up in the rocks." Toby and Tom saw four green images on the screen, then looked up at the mountainside, but didn't see anyone.


    "Who are they?" Tom asked.


    "They're just poor devils, mostly older guys that got left behind when everyone else moved closer to a city. Now, civilization has left them and they're returning to the wild."


    "Will they attack us?" Toby asked, fingering his laser pistol.


    John fished around under his seat and extracted a laser rifle. "Yeah, if we sit here long enough. They're just looking for food or stuff to trade with other guys like them." Then, to Nick, "Thank God there's only four of them. We gotta scare 'em off before we deal with that big rock in the middle of the road."


    "Yeah, go ahead," Nick said, uneasily. "I'll watch the screen for you." John got out on the right side of the van, keeping it between him and the mountainside. Nick tweaked the controls. "You're on John."


    John aimed the rifle up at the mountainside and fired. A red lightening bolt splintered rock and kicked up dust. "A little higher up," Nick instructed.


    Before John could fire again, a blast of small stones hit the right side of the van, making a deafening noise. Spiderweb cracks appeared in the windows, and John fell to the ground. "John!" Nick bellowed as he jumped out of the van.


    "Nick, watch out!" Toby cried as he saw dozens of rough looking men advancing toward them from the rocks below. They wielded slingshots, swinging them above their heads, ready to loosen another volley of stones. Toby grabbed his laser pistol and kicked open the van door. He fired into the mob, watching a burst of red light sever the arm of the man closest to the van. He fired blindly, again and again. Tom joined him, firing shot after shot, gradually driving the men back to cover.


    "Nick, how is John?" Toby yelled.


    "Just knocked out. Help me get him inside." Tom scampered out, grabbed John's shoulders and dragged him into the back of the van.


    Another rain of large stones thundered down on the van from the mountainside above. On the right, heads began to reappear from the rocks. "Keep firing down the slope!" Tom shouted to Toby. "Keep 'em pinned behind the rocks!" Meanwhile, Tom opened the drivers door and fired up the mountainside. Nick grabbed the laser rifle and joined him, firing burst after burst of deadly red light. Pebbles skittered down and bushes erupted in flames. Tom spotted at lest two heads bob up and then disappear. "They're on the run. Aim just a little higher," he yelled to Nick. Another shot. And Tom saw four figures scampering up the mountainside and over a ridge.


    "They're gone," Nick said, "but keep your pistol trained up there." He motioned to Toby and they fired several more times down the slope. As they crept closer to the rocks, they saw what was left of the mob scrambling away five hundred feet below. In their wake were the charred bodies of perhaps a dozen of their fellows. The stench of burned flesh made Toby's stomach heave. He knelt and vomited. Nick retrieved a canteen of water, and Toby rinsed his mouth.


    Returning to the van, the three stood there for several heartbeats, trembling, sweating and breathing heavily.


    At length, Nick said, "Let's get inside guys. This place is too vulnerable. We need to get to a safer stretch of road so I can look after John." They covered John with a blanket and took their seats.


    Looking forward, through the windshield, Toby asked, "What about the boulder?"


    "Watch this," Nick said with an evil grin. He flipped open a panel and pressed a button. A red beam shot out of the nose of the van and the top of the boulder evaporated into dust. Another dozen blasts and the obstruction was reduced to gravel. "Laser cannon," Nick explained. He started the engine and cautiously drove on. Opening the windows, he bid Tom and Toby to keep watch with their pistols.


    Several miles later, they came to a small valley devoid of trees. Surveying the landscape, Nick parked beside the road. "If anyone is out there, at least we can see them coming. You guys keep a lookout. Shoot anything that moves." He crawled to the back of the van and knelt over John. Patting his face, he crooned, "Come on John Boy. This is Nick. Come back to me Baby. I love you."


    John opened his eyes and winked. "I'm awake. I just wanted to hear you say that," he said with a smile.


    Nick laughed. "You shit. You scared me. How long have you been awake?" He gave his lover a long, sweet kiss before he could answer.


    "The van was moving again when I woke up. I tried to sit up, but my head hurt too bad. So I just laid here."


    Nick examined the left side of his head. "The skin's not broken, but you've got a knot there." He opened a medical kit, fished out a cannister and sprayed medication on the bump, immediately taking away the pain. Then, he opened a bottle and extracted a capsule. He put the pill in John's mouth, lifted his head and held the canteen to his lips. "We need to get going. You want to ride back here or up front?"


    "I feel better already. I'll ride with you." He sat up and saw Tom and Toby staring at him. Suddenly, his eyes filled with tears. He drew them into his arms, hugging them tightly. "I'm so sorry," he whispered.


    "What for?" Tom asked.


    John looked sheepish. "We were here to protect you, and we almost blew it. I should have expected that gang to blindside us."


    Toby smiled at him. "We're safe now, aren't we?"


    Nick laughed. "Yeah, thanks mostly to you guys and your quick thinking. Where did you learn to shoot like that?"


    Tom and Toby looked at each other and shrugged. "We've never fired weapons before. We were just scared shitless," Tom quipped.


    "Then that's what I call learning under fire," John retorted. And, they all had a good laugh as they drove on.


    Further conversation in the van was sporadic until Nick turned off the highway onto a gravel road that led into a thick pine forest. "We're almost there," he said as the van picked up speed. The road leveled off but twisted and turned for a few more miles through the trees until the forest gave way to a mountain meadow bisected by a wide, shallow stream. There, the road ended.


    Without pause, Nick drove into the water and headed upstream toward its outflow from a fracture in a towering slab of granite outcropping five hundred feet high and just as wide. As they approached the fracture, the stream curved around a large boulder. From this point of view, it was easy to see that the split in the rock was about thirty feet wide.


    "We're home guys," John said with pride as the van drove into the towering fissure.


    As the van entered the fracture in the rock, John donned the communications headset once more and verified their arrival. "Don't want to get vaporized by a laser cannon," he said with a cheeky grin.


    For the next ten minutes, the van passed between sheer walls of black granite that gave onto a lovely mountain valley framed by jagged peaks rising thousands of feet. Nick drove out of the stream onto a gravel path that eventually became a paved road further up the bank. From this vantage point, they could see that the stream was flanked by a meadow of summer wild flowers.


    "Oh, that's beautiful," Tom said with wonder, having never seen such beauties of nature.


    "Wait until you smell them," Nick countered, opening the windows of the van. Deliciously sweet smells immediately filled the compartment.


    Toby scooted over to sit on Tom's lap. They stuck their heads out of the window and laughed as the cool breeze whipped their hair. John sat smiling at the sight and nudged Nick to look at them in the rear view mirror. "They're beautiful, aren't they Nick?" he said quietly, almost in awe.


    "Yeah, they are. This is where they belong, in a world that understands and loves them. Where they can be their natural selves."


    The stream grew narrower as they advanced upon a field of large boulders through which it flowed. The road circled around the boulders revealing an earthen dam forming a shimmering blue lake. At the boys' questioning looks, John explained, "We dammed up the stream to control the outflow so we can get in and out of the valley during spring thaw. The lake is also our water supply."


    They entered another thick stand of pine trees as they circled the lake. When they passed out of the grove, the boys gasped at the sight that lay before them. Here, the stream narrowed considerably and the broad valley floor was dotted with dozens upon dozens of structures of wood, stone and glass nestled comfortably among trees and shrubs. The van paused, allowing the awestruck boys to take in the sight. John spread his arms and proclaimed, "Home!"


    Toby was finally able to speak. He took his lover's hand. "Look Tom, it's beautiful! It's so different from the city. Those buildings look like they're growing out of the ground."


    "Good analogy Toby," John agreed. "You're used to the steel and glass towers of a city. Our buildings are made from material found right here in the valley. The glass we salvaged, mostly from those abandoned towns you passed." He smiled broadly at the boy. "Most of the structures you're looking at are the homes of individual people; there are no dormitories here. It may sound overly romantic, but we like to think that this village is existing in harmony with nature. And, so are the people who live in it. That includes you now."


    Nick started the van. "Well, come on boys. It's past my lunch time and there are people who want to meet you." But Nick didn't hurry; he drove slowly enough for Tom and Toby to take in a close up view of life in the valley. They passed herds of sheep, cattle and swine, flocks of geese and chickens, fields of vegetable crops, fruit orchards and vineyards. The streets of the village proper were faced by houses nestled among trees and shrubs. No two houses seemed to be exactly alike. People went to and fro about their business, walking or on bicycles or driving a motor vehicle now and then. Almost everyone smiled and waved as they passed. One long street was fronted by shops offering a staggering variety of goods and services, with colors and smells seducing the eye and nose.


    They turned down a side street past the hanger for an airfield and stopped in front of a house made of logs. Nick turned to the boys. "Doc Kennedy would like to see you. He'll be the one to get you settled in. Leave your gear here until we find out where you're going to bunk."


    They piled out of the van as a tall gray-haired man came down the front steps to greet them. A smile seemed to be permanently plastered on his face as well as a twinkle in his eyes.


    Nick said, "Guys, this is Doctor Paul Kennedy."