The Good, the Bad and the Virago

"Hey, New Guy, back to work! What do you think this is, lunch or something?"

"Shh," New Guy said, "get a load of that."

The crew-chief whistled. "Will you look at those legs."

"She's got a pair, all right, and then some. But why do you suppose she's only wearing that metal shirt? And in the bathroom?"

The crew-chief shook his head. "No telling what goes on behind closed doors. Women wear all kinds of crazy underwear anyhow."

"It sure looks heavy," the younger painter said. "Think we ought to try and help her up?"

"Shut up already, will you," the supervisor said. He began climbing his ladder. "Come on, we're taking an early lunch."

"On the roof?"

The crew-chief sighed. "New guys."