Girl to Ponce:- Go along, you bloody Mary Ann, and tighten your arsehole with alum.

English Whore to French Woman:- Yah, you foreign bitches can only get a man by promising them a bottom-fuck!

French Woman:- Yes, I do let the English gentlemen have my arse-hole but my cunt I do keep for my husband.

TOASTS.

Gent:- The first four letters of the alphabet - A Big Cunt Daily. Lady:- In with it, and out with it, and God work his will with it.