Tom brought home some friends,
And not finding his dear,
But only young Harry,
Who look'd rather queer.

(Papa) Hush, Harry! What nonsense!
Run, call your Mama!

(Boy) Mama and de Captain
Are gone to Ca-Ca.

(Papa) Hush, Harry! What nonsense!
Just hear the child talk!

(Boy) Captain pull down his breeches,
Ma pull up her frock!