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Hardwood and the Dragon's Cream
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This tale that I am about to tell is of a hard-dicked boy who
lived and suffered in the dark middle ages; of how he saw both the good and
the bad of men, and of how, by gentleness and love and much fucking, he came
at last to stand above other men and to be looked up to by all. And should
you follow the story to the end, I hope you may find it a pleasure, as I have
done, to ramble through those dark ancient castles, to lie with Hardwood and Dickwit
in the high belfry-tower, or to sit with them in the peaceful quiet of the
sunny old monastery garden, for, of all the story, I love best those early
peaceful years that Hardwood spent in the dear old Cream Cheeks on the Hill. Chapter One. Castle Dragonspunk (inc, ff, mgf, hhd, lmlol) Chapter Two. The Baron Shags a Damsel( ff, mfff, kksd, yyt,bjbc) Chapter Three. The Baron Discovers the Worst ( mm, oggi,, cacj, wbbk) |