No, I'm not going to hand out my email address to the entire world so every damned worthless spammer (pardon the redundancy) in the world can send me spam. But I would like to hear from readers who like (or even dislike) my stories, who have something intelligent to say. To that end, if you can figure this out, you'll know how to contact me, and if you can't, that suits me fine, too. There are no free clues, and sorry, if you're not fluent in this language you're probably out of luck, even though that's not my intent. If you haven't read very many of my stories and don't want to, or if you aren't any good at puns, you'd be wasting your time (instead of mine). Everyone else, have at it, and be assured everything can be figured out. You'll often find confirmation that you're on the right track as the pieces fall into place.
Troop from the Ballad, doubled. Math operation that suggests. Board that suggests.
Longest quote on general disclaimer. Initials, put one each in the top corners. That makes 2 filled in, ?? to go.
1st Kimberly minus 2nd Kimberly, spelled out, centered in candy row.
Number that are already filled in, spelled out, filled in at end of that row.
Duplicate all vowels one upward. If consonants are too downright stubborn to move, leave them where they are, otherwise move them.
Alphabetically-first in each row copied to first open in that row.
Youngest of two bus riders goes up where she fits.
Oldest of twelve virgins goes right where she fits best, and right again below that, where she fits most easily.
Jim's daughter goes back and forth on the row she gets spanked on while going back and forth on the stage, and now it's full.
Jim's rider (of eight) goes right where she fits, and her last goes down where she fits.
What the Brownies begged for last fills up the last two in Georgia's column.
When Bob met Mark and Curt, she gave a show because of a collar. Now she's going down in the blanks from 3rd row and filling her place in Brittany's column.
Look around the end of the letters, you'll get the idea.
Tee becomes tree, pushing everything else down to fill the space. So much for that idea.
One trades places with ten in a side swap, for a gain of two in value.
The lowest of three eyes swaps downright to become the highest of the same three slanted.
Oldest of twelve virgins (the one on top): her right eye gets reduced by 1.
If you can see ahead now, you'll know what to change to make it a big pile.
In Justine's row, the first moves to the V. And then, gee, fill both gaps. That ought to make it obvious what name to use.
On Tessy's column, swap first and third, then swap fourth and last, and swap the last two.
You make the top four of four into a fish.
See what the right jay is sitting on? Swap those two with ease, right down, then flip them top to bottom.
Copy the top of the shudders stack to its third and penultimate to get the . company. Let me know you figured it out, at least, even if you don't have anything else to say.
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