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Father Ignatius

[Seminary yearbook photograph]
From out of the crypt of St. Giles,
Came a shrieking that echoed for miles.
Said the Pope, “Goodness gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?”

 

There once was a pious young priest
Who lived almost wholly on yeast;
“For,” he said, “it is plain
We must all rise again,
And I want to get started, at least.”

This page last updated on 15th January, 2005