in a Strange Story
||In the beginning there was a great nothing
and it had to be filled with an American seeking a job
in England. Such was Matt placed in the path of Harriet.
||And upon this situation was placed a
sister. This sister was not only his blood, but his lover.
||And there shall be homophobia and with
the homophobia shall go a man trying to keep from being
||Beware the dreams of man, for he is dangerous
and horny and someone is likely to get fucked.
||And when he had created woman, he decided
to make them young and have this urge to go out and make
men act stupid.
||And there shall be all manner of creatures
and he shall watch over them and hope that his creations
are smart enough not to screw with the wrong ones.
||And women shall tempt him and want to
play games and he shall get hard-ons and want to fuck
||And men shall create business and thus
act like greedy morons, upon which smart ones can become
brave and get lucky with women.
||The beasts of the world shall make themselves
known and the beast shall have a name.
||The only way they shall remember shall
be through dreams.
||Man shall know the flesh of woman and
if there are two women, then he shall rejoice and praise
the names of all heaven!
||Woman shall also come in the form of
||Hell hath no fury...