"Aural Fixation"

"Damn those ears are sexy!"

"You really think so?"

"I don't think so, I *know* so!"

"Frankly I don't see what the attraction is --"

"Are you kiddin' me? The ear is the second most sensitive Vulcan erogenous zone."

"Get out of here!"

"No, seriously, they are. The nerve endings all meet at the tips, and I've heard that if you stroke them just right, makes 'em come faster than an Orion givin' a blow job."

"Shit! You're making me wish I had pointed ears."

"Ha! You think that's amazing, lean in closer and I'll tell you about their 'equipment'."

"Okay, so tell already!"

"Keep your shirt on! Anyway, now you can't tell anyone I told you this, but it's double-ridged."

"No shit!"

"I said keep your voice down!"

"Sorry. But double-ridged?"

"Yep, they say two heads are better than one; I wonder if that applies for two ridges. What I wouldn't give to be double dipped by him."

"Well, get off your ass and go over and say something."

"Like what? 'Excuse me, you don't know me very well, but I'd like to screw your brains out'."

"That'd work for me."

"You're easy."

"Fuck you!"

"In your dreams stud-boy."

"You've got to do something, you can't just sit here mooning over him."

"Bite your tongue, I am not mooning. Just fantasizing."

"Well, Mr. Know-it-all, you might not have to fantasize anymore."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Have you forgotten that a Vulcan's hearing is better than humans? More than two hundred times better? Since he's at the next table he's probably heard every word we've said."

"Fuck me!"

"Ohhhhhhhh he just winked at you, he winked at you! Ha! 'Fuck me' indeed. Bet you just might get your wish."


Copyright 2004 by Cait N.

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