Part 1: True snippets and vignettes from a lifetime of doing the naughty. From subway car
sex to a naked man in a Christmas tree to the world's best poker game, these real-life
tales will tickle your funny bone---you know, the thing that swings between
your knees? Enjoy! GO! Codes: MF true cons humor het oral ill Part 2: More madness from my memory box! I've dusted off these true snippets and vignettes from my past, and present them now for your consideration. You'll find herein: My naked newlywed neighbors; two seafaring French hookers; a guy I once one-upped by accident; how to beat shit out of the doldrums; and why I do this thing instead of doing that thing. GO! Codes: MF true cons humor het oral gang ill Part 3: More of my true sex shenanigans! Read all about it! Howie bats his wife! Jackie gets raped by gangsters! Sarah knocks me out! And I drink way too much Gallo red Burgundy wine! GO! Codes: MF true cons rom humor multi het oral interr ill |
