YOU WILL FIND my stories to be a rather
              eclectic mix, a smorgasbord if you will, of sex
              and humor. You could also say many of them
              are tongue-in- cheek, as well as mouth-on-,
              you know. Most are meant to titillate, and amuse amuse you at the same time. And, if the funny parts don't get in the way of your masturbatory endeavors
("Ooh, that feels sooo good! Ha ha ha!")
I envy you, because that is far beyond my own abilities of concentration.
     Now, all you have to do is goose your mouse, dig right in, pig out, and eat me up. I hope you enjoy the taste and ask for a second helping. I've made plenty!
    
Arthur Kay Your chef du jour. And librarian.