THE 3 "DIRTY PARTS" ARE FROM MY FULL-LENGTH SCI-FI MYSTERY eBOOK WHEN GROINKIANS ATTACK! IT WAS WRITTEN UNDER MY SCI-FI PSEUDONYM, ARTHUR KILCUP* AND, LIKE ALL MY STORIES, IT'S FREE! (SEE BOTTOM OF PAGE TO READ JUST THE "DIRTY PARTS" RIGHT HERE.) When Groinkians Attack! is more of a character-driven type yarn than it is your typical space battle fare. However, because of the sexually explicit story sections, don't let the kiddies get hands on it. |
I know I've shamelessly
enticed you to read "When Groinkians Attack!" by blatantly pointing out the "juicy" parts, but if that's all you read, you're missing out on a truly humorous yarn. And, as I always say, you should choke the chicken no more than 20 hours a day so you have some time put aside for reading. However, if you would like to read just "DIRTY PARTS" right here, click > DIRTY PARTS! (Read it here) "DIRTY PARTS" is also available in Adobe Acrobat Reader download by clicking here > DIRTY PARTS! (In .pdf format) *Picked the pseudonym while doing research on, of all places, St. Johns, New Foundland. In old German, it was Kielkopf, or head kill, or head slayer, meaning a great hunter. But I liked this translation: Kiel = dead, and kopf = head. Dead Head! It seemed to fit somehow! |
Like the story section called "Why a bathroom is called the head!" in which the elderly Mrs. Higgambotham-Smykthington gives the young and dopey Burt
Balliwick her first deep-throat blowjob. His first, too! Mrs. H. doesn't know it, but Burt was the guy who had Peeping- Tommed her earlier. But Burt doesn't know he did because he's now has amnesia . . . |
In the story section, "I'm gonna miss my gona!" you'll find the alien warship's commander, Colonel Grok, watching a tape of his gona (sort of a wife, but not really) going at it with her alien male slave, who has a large, Hydra-like 3-headed penis . . . |
To download the entire eBook in the Adobe Acrobat Reader format (.pdf) click on > WhenGroinkiansAttack! After downloading, you can save it to any folder by clicking on its floppy "save" icon: |
I've also put lots of fire in the story section called "Just how checkered is your past?" that details Ms. Pooty Prissyfoot's first night of marriage to the lecherous Earl
Doody, a man twice her 23 years. Earl's the proud owner of a humungous, snake-like penis and he knows the best way to break in a virgin filly . . . |