(modified by Titmouse, 10/4/99, to wrap lines)
 How To Eat A Pussy

     Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who
like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out
there.  And I'm not the only woman who says this.
Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old
college try are not doing too well, so maybe this
little lesson will help you out.
     When a woman finds a man who gives good head,
she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too
quickly.  This is one rare customer and she knows it.
She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that
guy will become the most popular man in town.  So,
remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually
do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head,
he's got it made.
     Most women are shy about their bodies.  Even if
you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with
you, she's going to worry about how you like her body.
Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like
best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you
enough to let you down between her legs.
     Now stop and look at what you see.  Beautiful,
isn't it?  There is nothing that makes a woman more
unique than her pussy.  I know.  I've seen and tasted
plenty of them.  They come in all different sizes,
colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little
girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious
lips that come out to greet you.  Some are nested in
bushes of fur and others are covered with transparent
fuzz.  Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and
tell her what makes her special.
        Women are a good deal more verbal than men,
especially during love-making.  They also respond more
to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her,
the easier it will be to get her off.  So all the time
you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk
to her about it.
        Now look at it again.  Gently pull the lips
apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you
want to.  Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you
can find her clit.  Women have clits in all different
sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks.
It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for
orgasm.  All it means is more of her is hidden
underneath her foreskin.
        Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure
your finger is wet.  You can lick it or moisten it with
juices from inside her.  Be sure, by all means, to wet
it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have
any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive.
Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that
hurts.  But you don't want to touch her clit anyway.
You have to work up to that.  Before she becomes
aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.
Approach her pussy slowly.  Women, even more so than
men, love to be teased.  The inner part of her thigh is
her most tender spot.  Lick it,
kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your
tongue.  Come dangerously close to her pussy, then
float away.  Make her anticipate it.
        Now lick the crease where her leg joins her
pussy.  Nuzzle your face into her bush.  Brush your
lips over her slit without pressing down on it to
further excite her.  After you've done this to the
point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and
she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then
put your lips right on top of her slit.
        Kiss her, gently, then harder.  Now use your
tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens
up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of
pussy flesh.  Gently spread her legs more with your
     Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat
must be done gently.  Tongue-fuck her.  This feels
define.  It also teases the hell out of her because by
now she wants some attention given to her clit.  Check
it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek
out of it's covering.  If so,  lick it.  If you can't
see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath.
So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel
for her clit.  You may barely experience it's presence.
But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make
it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard
now and press into her skin.
        Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your
tongue against the clit, hood covered or not.  Do this
quickly.  This should cause her legs to shudder.  When
you  sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make
your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth.
Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her
reaction.  If she can handle it, begin to suck harder.
If she digs it, suck even harder.  Go with her.  If she
lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her
rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her.  Hang
on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit.  Don't let go.
That's what she'll be saying too:  'Don't stop.  Don't
ever stop!'
        There's a reason for that, most men stop too
soon.  Just like with cock sucking, this is something
worth learning about and worth learning to do well.   I
know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy,  but he
can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has
trouble getting a date.  Girls are falling all over
        But back to your pussy eating session...There's
another thing you can do to intensify your woman's
pleasure.  You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying
your cunt-licking talents.  Before, during or after.
She'll really like it.  In addition to the erogenous
zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another
extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina.
This is what you rub up against when you're fucking
her.  Well, since your cock is pretty far away from
your mouth, your fingers will have to do the
        Take two  fingers.  One is too skinny  and
three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough.
Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin.
Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little
faster.  Fuck her with them rhythmically.  Speed up
only when she does. Listen to her breathing.  She'll
let you know what to do.  If you're sucking her clit
and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving
her far more stimulation than you would be giving her
with your cock alone.  So you can count on it that
she's getting high on this.  If there's any doubt,
check her out for symptoms.  Each woman is unique.  You
may have one who's nipples get hard when she's excited
or only when she's having an orgasm.
Your woman might turn flush red or begin to tremble.
Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive
        When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's
sakes, don't let go of that clit.  Hang in there for
the duration.  When she starts to come down from the
first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of
the clit, leaving your lips covering the top.  Move
your tongue in and out of her cunt.  If your fingers
are inside, move them a little too, gently though,
things are extremely sensitive just now.
        If you play  your cards right, you'll get some
multiple orgasms this way.  A woman stays excited for a
full hour after she's had an orgasm.
     The last advice I have for you is this:  After
you've made her come, make her your slave by giving her
the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone
just yet.  Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her
breasts, pinch her nipples. Keep making love to her
quietly until she's come all the way down.  A man can
get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no
remorse, no sense of
loss.  But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity
from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
        Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual
experiences you can have. But it's what you make it.
Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your
lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.