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Good Sport 
by Phil Phantom (phil@philphantom.com)

***

A young couple are "forced" to fit in and end up being 
taken advantage of by the guys at work. (M+/F, wife, 
gb, huml, cuck, preg?)

***

I married my high school sweetheart and moved to the 
big city three years ago. Pam has grown more beautiful 
each year. We met in the pre-schooler's Sunday school 
and married in that same church fourteen years later. I 
learned a good trade in the heating and air business. I 
landed a great job with a company that stays busy and 
pays well. After a year with AAA Heating and Air, Pam 
and I decided to start a family. 

Unlike many of our peers, we remained virgins until our 
wedding night. That first night was awkward. We were 
both uptight, and I was clumsy and over-excited. 
Gradually, we've become less inhibited and sex is much 
better. At least now I can usually last long enough to 
get Pam off. 

Sex was still a topic we couldn't discuss easily. We 
knew one position, the missionary, and the subject of 
oral sex was never broached. We both blush easily, so 
company get-togethers were always trying times for us. 
I work in a shop of fifteen men. I'm the youngest, the 
new kid. Most of those men have been with Jake Barnes 
from the day he opened shop six years ago. They are a 
tight-knit group and rather rowdy at parties. 

Our work shop is not open to the public, so pictures of 
naked women are everywhere. It has a men's locker room 
atmosphere. Pam has, on occasion, brought my lunch to 
me. She creates quite a stir when she walks through. 
She acts like she has blinders on and stays red-faced 
the whole time. 

Jake Barnes is a tough guy to work for but he pays 
well. Two things can get you canned from the company: 
poor work and not fitting in. My year of probation was 
up. I'd been accepted. Our future looked secure. As 
long as I continued to fit in, I knew I'd have a job. 

So Pam and I decided to buy a house. 

The ink wasn't dry on the paperwork when Jake called me 
into his office one day. He said he was disappointed 
because I never offered to host a Friday night poker 
game. I'd heard about the games, an institution at AAA, 
but I didn't gamble. He said the games were low stakes 
and friendly. He said I'd learn. I had a house, so I 
could not claim that the apartment was too small. 

From the stories I'd heard, I did not want Pam exposed 
to their bawdy poker games. What was even worse was 
that the wife of the host was to serve as hostess of 
the game, serving drinks and snacks. The way Jake put 
it, I had little choice but to volunteer. I said we'd 
host the next one. Jake smiled. As I departed, Jake 
called out, "See that Pam wears something sexy. We 
don't want a hostess that looks like a Tomboy." I 
grinned uncomfortably and scrapped the idea of having 
her wear jeans and a sweat shirt. 

Pam was not pleased to hear about the poker party. She 
disapproves of gambling and she hates being around 
drinking and smoking men. When I told her what Jake 
said about wearing something sexy, she threw a fit. I 
let her rant and rave, but she knew as well as I that 
we were in no position to alienate Jake Barnes, not 
with a sixty-thousand dollar mortgage over our heads 
and the possibility of there being a baby on the way. 
She came to her senses on her own after stewing for a 
couple of days. Together, we picked out the dress she'd 
wear. 

You may think this odd, but after three years of 
marriage, I'd never seen Pam naked. She is very shy and 
wears PJs to bed. We made love in total darkness. I saw 
her in bra and panties for the first time as she 
changed outfits. I sat on the bed, trying to act 
nonchalant about it. I could see that Pam was aroused. 
She grew more aroused as she tried on various outfits 
and modeled them for me. None suited her. 

I almost choked when she suggested that going braless 
might help. She removed her bra right in front of me. I 
stared at the nipples I'd sucked on but never seen. 
They were tight, puckered, reddish caps on bullet-
shaped mounds of firm flesh. She took her time donning 
the dress and paraded her tits before me with her 
shoulders back and chest out. As she moved about, those 
breasts vibrated with each footfall. 

I broke out in a sweat when she decided the panties 
were all wrong and shimmied out of them. She went 
through her things in the nude, presenting me with a 
visual feast of her unguarded sex, mostly rear views of 
her pouting vaginal pouch tucked neatly at the top of 
her creamy thighs. Pam's pubic hair is so light and 
fine that it is barely noticeable and hides nothing.

Her wet slit seemed to wink at me when she'd bend over. 
Her clit hung from between the lips like a tiny cock, 
just begging for someone to walk over and kiss it. She 
waved that pink flag in my face one second too long. I 
went over, knelt behind her, and planted a wet kiss 
right on her clit. 

Pam shot upright and spun around as though a snake had 
bit her. She looked down on me like I was sick, saying, 
"Jerry, what on earth has gotten into you?" 

I stood and apologized, feeling like a pervert. She 
said, "I thought we could be mature adults about this. 
Just because I agreed to dress like a tramp doesn't 
mean you can treat me like one. Now, you go sit down, 
behave yourself, and don't get up until we're through." 

I slinked back to the bed and sat. Remarkably, Pam 
turned back to the dresser in a wider stance than 
before. In addition, she bent low to open the bottom 
drawer and began rummaging through it, giving me a most 
provocative display. It was then I realized that her 
tease was intentional. She was looking for panties in 
her sweater drawer and taking her sweet time doing it. 
After searching another bottom drawer, bending over 
with straight legs, her tits showing between the 
inverted V of her legs, she stood and faced me, hands 
on hips, flustered. 

She still had her high heel shoes on and walked about, 
gathering her dresses, holding up one after another. 
She tossed all to the bed and stood with a hand on her 
cocked hip and said, "Jerry, none of my dresses are 
sexy. They're all too long." 

I tried not to look between her legs or at her tits, 
but she made it most difficult for me. She stood right 
before me. She picked up a light summer dress with an 
open bodice and said, "If I wear this one without a bra 
and shorten the hem, I suppose it might look sexy. What 
do you think?" 

I nodded. She slipped it over her head and folded up 
the hem to mid thigh, saying, "Is this short enough?" I 
nodded. She folded it up another inch and said, "How 
about this? Is this too much?" 

I said, "You'd be inviting trouble if you cut it too 
short. Remember who you'll be wearing that in front 
of." 

"I haven't forgotten, Jerry. Jake said sexy. He expects 
sexy. This might be a test, you know. Suppose he lets 
you go because I wasn't wearing a sexy enough dress. 
What would we do then?" 

"All right, if you'll wear it that short, I'll go 
along. He can't say it isn't sexy." 

Pam folded under another two inches of material until 
the hem was just below her crotch. She said, "Maybe we 
should go all out just to be sure." 

I gulped. I said, "Pam, you'd never wear anything that 
short in front of a bunch of men and you know it." 

She said, "With our future at stake, I might go topless 
wearing a g-string. Don't forget the baby. I am due to 
ovulate this week. I can endure a little embarrassment 
if I have too. I'm not that weak and fragile, Jerry."  

Pam's attitude surprised me. She shortened that dress a 
little higher than mid thigh. She looked very sexy in 
it, especially in her high heels. When she modeled the 
dress, I noticed that she had also cut back the top. 
The square-cut top exposed the swells of her upper 
breasts and showed a great deal of cleavage. When she 
stood straight, the top edge just did hide her nipples. 
If she'd bend over, it dropped away and exposed her 
hanging tits. I made no comment about the modification; 
she offered no explanation. With the puffy sleeves and 
ruffled short hem, the dress looked like something a 
little girl might wear. On Pam it looked sexy as hell. 

Eight guys showed up on Friday night. Since we figured 
there would be other poker nights, we bought a large 
round table with eight matching chairs. Nine of us just 
barely fit around the table. I had to sit on a bar 
stool. 

Pam was a big hit. The guys made a fuss over her every 
time she entered the room. She was nervous and scared, 
but she looked stunning. They embarrassed her by 
staring openly down her top when she had to bend over. 
Those that were not in a position to look down her top 
would lean back and look up her dress. They kept the 
ash tray in the center of the table and requested she 
empty it often. 

The first time Pam tried to empty the ash tray, she 
reached out and brought it to her. Jake said, "No, No, 
No. If you're going to do the job, do it right. Here, 
set the ash tray back where it was. Now, don't ever 
carry an ash tray over people. Do like this." Jake had 
Pam lean back over the table as he was doing. Their 
heads converged near the center as Jake tutored her on 
the professional way to service an ash tray. 

Pam listened attentively, mindless of the scene taking 
place behind her. Tommy Drew and John Blazek were on 
their knees pinching the hem of her skirt and lifting. 
Two others were leaning in to watch the operation. They 
were either very good or Pam was very absorbed in what 
Jake was telling her. I could not see what they were 
seeing, but from the looks on their faces, it was a 
sight. 

I tried to get Pam's attention, but she would not look 
up. She watched as Jake laid a paper towel down after 
first making sure that every butt was out. He then 
poured the contents into the paper towel, folded it 
neatly, then used the folded package to swab the inside 
of the ash tray. It all looked very neat and 
professional, but would also be time consuming. 

Before Jake was done, Tommy had Pam's dress laid back 
over her back. I could not see how she did not notice 
the draft. Just when I thought the show was over, Jake 
emptied the napkin back into the ash tray and told Pam 
to give it a try. This allowed the guys more time to 
visually feast on my wife's ass and make crude 
gestures. When Pam did back away, she bumped right into 
John's face with her ass. She acted surprised to find 
herself exposed and John at her ass, but she playfully 
admonished him and pranced into the kitchen. 

To service the ash tray required Pam to squeeze in 
between two chairs in order to reach it. Two guys would 
scoot back from the table to let her in, then while she 
lay over the table, they'd boldly look up her skirt 
from the rear. Each time Pam had to clean the ash tray, 
she'd find a new hole open up for her. 

Pam amazed me. She caught on quickly to what they were 
doing. On her third visit to empty the ash tray, she 
went to the third set of guys and waited for them to 
make a hole. Then, she would rest on her elbows, her 
tits fully exposed, while emptying and wiping clean the 
ash tray. The guys on either side of her were not 
content to simply look. Their hands roamed up and down 
her legs. Pam took her sweet time, her face as red as a 
rose. The fourth set took even longer. 

Being the odd man, I got skipped the first time around. 
I got included on the second go round. I scooted back 
with Benny, who sat on my left and had been in on the 
first round with the guy who sat on his left. When Pam 
leaned over, I decided to act like all the others and 
take a peek up her skirt. What I saw blew me away. 

Pam had on a pair of frilly pink panties I'd never seen 
before. They were so sheer and thin that only a narrow 
strip passed between her legs. I could plainly see her 
labia lips and I could see that she'd shaved them 
clean. A dark pink spot caused by wetness marked the 
place where her clit pressed out against the material. 

While I sat in stunned awe, Benny ran his hand up her 
left leg right up to her crotch, pressing the edge of 
his hand between her lips. Pam did not react, even when 
he took the panty material between thumb and forefinger 
and made it wedge between her lips. Her labia lips 
closed over it. When she stood, she just smiled and 
walked off with a sexy sway to her stride. This time, 
my face was red. 

The game went on like this for several hours. Pam 
worked the table, bringing fresh beer, keeping the 
snack food bowels full, and frequently emptying the ash 
tray. Hands reached for her legs, tits, and ass 
whenever she passed by. Pam never jumped or flinched 
and never pushed a hand away. She kept track of which 
set got to feel her up and never balked at the hands 
that went between her legs. The cards got sticky and so 
did my shorts. 

After four hours, I was down three hundred dollars. I 
was learning to play poker the hard way. After buying 
the house and the table set, our savings was tapped 
out. Fifty dollars was all we had to our name with 
payday two weeks away. While Pam was out of the room, 
Jake said, "Jerry, I'm going to give you a chance to 
recoup your losses at two to one. You interested." 

I sat up and said sure. He said, "I'm going to bet you 
six-hundred bucks that Pam will let me take her panties 
off right here at the table and not say a word while I 
do it. If she does, she's mine for twenty-four hours. 
If she so much as makes a peep, you get six bills." 

I felt sure Pam wouldn't stand still for that, not 
quietly anyway. I also knew she'd be pissed if I put 
her ass on the table as part of a wager. I said, "Jake, 
I can't give you Pam. I'm her husband not her keeper." 

"I'll handle Pam. All I need is your acceptance. What 
do you say, kid? I know you could use the money. I'm 
just trying to make things easy for you." 

I thought hard for a few seconds, then we shook hands. 
Pam was due to stop between Jake and Tom on her next 
ash tray stop. All eyes watched when she got between 
Jake and Tom and leaned way over. Jake got right behind 
her and ran both hands up the sides of her legs clear 
up to her hips. 

We could see the impression of his fists as they curled 
under the waistband of her panties. Pam froze; her eyes 
shot wide open. Jake slowly drew her panties down, 
giving Pam ample opportunity to say something. She knew 
we were all looking at her ass and most of us could see 
her panties come into view below her skirt. Still, she 
said nothing. Jack slowed his progress, pausing when 
her panties passed over her ass cheeks. 

Pam had plenty of time to finish cleaning the ash tray. 
Instead, she rested on her elbows, doing nothing, 
breathing heavily, waiting. The two men seated to her 
front actually got up and went to stand behind her. The 
rest were leaning towards her rear, looking at Jake's 
index finger hooked over the thin crotch band, waiting. 
Jake looked at me and shrugged as though to say, "Hey, 
kid, I'm trying not to win." 

Pam was incredible. It was obvious that she intended to 
wait, how ever long it took, for Jake to remove her 
panties. Jake was in no hurry, enjoying the tension. He 
inched those panties down her legs by fractions, 
pausing often. It took several minutes for those 
panties to hang limply at her ankles. Pam lifted one 
foot free, then the other. Jake reached down and held 
the flimsy garment aloft like a trophy. The guys let 
out a cheer. This snapped Pam out of her catatonic 
lethargy. She stood and backed away from the table, 
covering her face with her hands. 

Jake reached out and took her left hand, drawing her to 
his side. He placed her panties on the table and said, 
"Pam, you just made me a very happy man." 

Pam looked to me with questioning eyes. I couldn't 
speak. Benny said, "Jake bet Jerry that he could remove 
your panties at the table, and you wouldn't make a 
peep. There's the panties, and nobody heard a peep. 
Jake now owns your ass for twenty-four hours." 

Pam looked right at me, stunned. I shrugged and shook 
my head, still unable to speak. She said, "Jerry, how 
could you make such a bet? You had no right. I'm not 
your property." 

I found my voice and shot back, "I never thought I 
could lose. Why didn't you say something?" 

She didn't have an answer for that. Jake said, "What's 
done is done. You're mine now, Pam, at least for 
twenty-four hours. A bet is a bet." 

Pam looked defiant even in defeat. She stared daggers 
at me and folded her arms. Jake said, "Let's have a 
look at the merchandise. Why don't you get those 
clothes of, Pam?" 

Pam shot him a dirty look and said, "I'll do no such 
thing. If you want to collect your stupid bet, you'll 
do it in private." 

Jake said, "Pam, you don't tell me how to take my 
winnings. Your ass is mine to do with as I see fit for 
the next twenty-four hours. If I say strip, by God, you 
strip!" 

This shook Pam. Jake ordered the table taken away. The 
guys pitched in and lifted it over our heads, setting 
it off to the side. We gathered our chairs in a circle 
centered on Jake. Pam was in the middle looking like a 
trapped animal. Jake shouted, "Don't stand there, get 
the fucking dress off!." 

With a beet red face and clenched jaw, she drew it over 
her head, revealing her total nudity. She kicked off 
her heels and stood defiantly before Jake and said, 
"There, are you happy, now?" 

Jake smiled and said, "Start here on my left and go 
around to each guy so they can get a good look at your 
charms." 

Pam stomped over to the man on Jake's left and stood 
glaring down on him with her hands on her hips, daring 
him to look. Jake grabbed Pam roughly by her elbow and 
jerked her to her knees at his feet. He shocked 
everyone by yelling, "Listen to me, you little cunt! 
You lost; I won. The bet was fair. I gave you every 
opportunity to win, but you wanted those panties off so 
we could finger-fuck you without them getting in the 
way. 

"If you had only made a squeak, I'd have handed over 
six-hundred bucks to Jerry with a smile. He would have 
taken it, too. Well, you didn't make a squeak. You 
lost. I'm going to get six-hundred dollars worth out of 
your ass if I have to hog tie you, toss you in my pick-
up, drive you to Jefferson Street, and sell your ass 
for twenty bucks a pop. 

"I happen to be in a sharing mood and just want to have 
fun with my friends in the comfort and privacy of your 
new home. Now, if you don't want to party with us here, 
maybe you'll like partying downtown. Either way, you 
are going to party. Do you understand me?" 

Jake's words had a sobering effect on Pam. We both knew 
he was dead serious. She nodded her head meekly. He 
helped her to her feet, saying, "Now, let's see a 
little enthusiasm on your part. If I don't see any, I 
could use six-hundred bucks." 

Pam stepped over to the man she'd been pulled away 
from. This time she ran her hands up her sides and 
cupped her breasts in sensuous offering. A slow sway 
started in her hips as she moved her left foot out. She 
drew his eyes to her crotch by trailing her painted 
nails down her front and teased it through her loins. 
She thrust her pelvis out and ran a stiff finger 
through her wet lips. 

I was directly behind her and could see that red nail 
dip between those sexy vaginal peach halves, curl in, 
and disappear up the front. Her white moons swayed 
provocatively as she did a sexy grind for him. The guys 
were awe-struck by her beauty and sexuality. 

She turned slowly to present him with her rear view. 
Our eyes locked as her hands went behind to stroke her 
ass cheeks. Her eyes seemed to say, "I hope you're 
satisfied." My eyes drifted to her crotch. She had 
shaved off all of her pubic hair. Her pussy lips were 
wet and swollen. Her clit stuck out obscenely, pink and 
shiny. 

Pam went to the next man and repeated the performance, 
putting more into her act. As she went around, she grew 
hotter and hotter. Her fingers delved repeatedly into 
her wet sex. Her stance grew wider. The fourth guy was 
treated to her bending from the waist with her ass in 
his face and feet wide apart. She held this pose and 
pulled her cheeks apart. She held steady as he leaned 
in and buried his face in her beaver. 

The fifth guy was on my right. When she got to him, she 
looked at me and lifted her left foot, placing it on 
the top of his chair near his right ear. I looked at 
her yawning sex as her fingers played through and 
entered it. She bent her knee to bring her pussy closer 
to his face. He leaned in to suck her clit. She pressed 
her crotch to meet his lips. She pulled her labia lips 
apart for his clitty suck. She looked at me with 
passion-glazed eyes while he sucked on her clit. 

She let him suck for several minutes, then turned her 
ass to him, spread her legs wide, and dipped low. Her 
head looked back at me from between her knees as her 
hands came up from the inside and framed her sex. Her 
index fingers lay on each cunt lip and pried out, 
making a coral-pink oval of her vagina. He leaned in 
and lapped that oval like a dog. She swayed gently 
under the tonguing, never taking her eyes off me. 

She left him in mid lap and stood before me, looking 
down. I looked up sheepishly. A mischievous grin 
appeared on her face. She leaned down and whispered in 
my ear, "I'm ovulating tonight." 

She stood and went to Benny, on my left. This time, her 
right foot came up to the chair back by his left ear 
and she turned to face me. Benny entered her cunt with 
his two middle fingers and finger-fucked her while Pam 
ground her cunt on his fingers. She bit her lower lip 
while staring hard at me. 

Sex between her and Jack was a foregone conclusion. 
After her rounds, it was obvious to everyone that she'd 
willingly have sex with anyone. By reminding me of her 
fertility, she was sending me a message, but I didn't 
get it. Did she expect me to do something to protect 
her? Would she protect herself? Would she at least let 
Jack know? Should I speak up before it got that far? 
She laid that problem in my lap, as though divorcing 
herself from the responsibility. I had to wonder if it 
really mattered to her whose baby she had. Could she be 
happy with just anyone's baby? Could I? 

These thoughts never left me as I watched my horny wife 
return to Jake. Jake pulled her to his lap and 
positioned her so that her ass rested on his thighs 
with her legs outside his. He pulled her back to his 
chest and told the two men sitting beside him to each 
take a leg and make a wish. They eagerly reached down 
and took a foot, drawing Pam's legs into the splits. 

Pam seemed to enjoy the lewd exposure, showing off her 
newly shaved pussy, a pussy she was obviously proud of. 
She had every reason to be proud. It was the cleanest, 
sexiest pussy anyone of us ever saw. Everyone marveled 
and fawned over it, leaning in for a closer look. Even 
her asshole looked cute and sexy, pink and clean. 

 Pam shamelessly basked in her exposure and the lewd 
attention. Her pussy hole looked tight, wet, and 
inviting. Her clit was completely in the open and 
standing tall. Jack brought his hands to her crotch and 
manipulated her aroused flesh. His fingers delved into 
her hole and teased over her clit making her loll her 
head on his shoulders and swoon. Jack said, "Well, now 
that we've gotten to know the physical Pam, let's get 
up close and personal. We don't want any secrets 
between us, do we, Pam?" She shook her head. He went 
on, "Did Jerry know you shaved your pussy?" 

"No, I did it this afternoon." 

"Why did you shave it?" 

"I wanted to look sexy." 

"Why? Did you plan on showing it to us?" 

"I wanted to be ready, just in case." 

"Did you masturbate thinking about this game?" 

"Yes, constantly." 

"What were your thoughts? Tell us what you imagined 
might happen." 

"I pictured Jerry losing and having to bet my clothes. 
I pictured him losing my clothes. Then, I had to serve 
you all naked. When Jerry got a great hand, he showed 
it to me and asked if he could bet sex with me for the 
pot. I said yes, and he lost. I pictured you winning 
the hand and carrying me upstairs to our bedroom and 
making love to me." 

"Well, you weren't far off, were you?" 

"No." 

"You do realize that we are all going to fuck you, 
don't you?" 

"Yes!" 

"I hope you're doing something about birth control." 

Pam looked to me and waited. I don't know why, but I 
froze. After several seconds, Pam said, "It's all 
right; I'm on the pill." 

"Good. Pam, how would you feel about becoming the new 
company whore. The last one we had ran off and got 
married. It pays five-hundred a week. There's light 
office duties, some typing and book work. Other than 
that, it's just taking care of fifteen horny men." 

Pam looked to me for just a moment then nodded her 
head. Jake patted her pussy then set her on her feet. 
He said, "You run on upstairs and get comfortable. 
We're going to have us a pussy drawing." 

Pam ran upstairs as Jake shuffled the deck. We all drew 
a card. I drew the two of spades. I waited and watched 
as seven of my coworkers and my boss made the trip 
upstairs. They came down singing her praises. Each left 
after patting me on the back and saying something like 
"Better luck next time," or "You're a good sport, kid." 

Jake remained behind after his turn. We sat together 
waiting for Benny to finish. It was four in the 
morning. Jake intended to take Pam with him after my 
turn. He shook my shoulder and said, "Face it, kid. You 
married a whore. We didn't make her that way. All we 
did was expose her for what she is. Make the most of 
it. Think of the money you two will bring in together." 
Jake peeled off five one-hundred dollar bills and said, 
"Look, here's an advance on her salary. I know you're 
tapped." 

I said, "Thanks," as Benny came trudging downstairs. He 
said, "She's all yours kid. You better hang on tight, 
she's awful slippery." He laughed, grabbed his coat, 
and left. 

I went up with great trepidation. Pam was sprawled on 
our bed on her back. The bed was down to bare mattress. 
Pam was literally covered with sperm. It was in her 
hair, on her face, pooled between her tits, and she lay 
in a big puddle of it. She turned her head and smiled 
weakly. 

I sat by her side, looking into her glazed eyes. A 
strand of fresh cum draped her nose. One run reached 
her lips as I looked on. She calmly licked at it. She 
reached between her legs and scooped a handful of cum 
on her fingers, stuffing it up her cunt. She said, "I 
think I'm pregnant." 

I looked at her sperm-drenched pussy and said, "I think 
you are too." 

"Do you want to place any bets on who the father might 
be?" I shook my head. "Why didn't you say something? I 
gave you the opportunity." 

"Why didn't you?" 

"If you didn't care, I didn't either. You had your 
chance." 

I pulled out the money and said, "Jake gave you an 
advance on your salary." 

She took the money and smiled. She sat up and thumbed 
through the bills. She said, "I forgot about that. I'm 
the new company whore." 

"You are if you take that money." 

"I'm taking the money, Jerry. I earned it. Don't be 
mad, okay?" 

"I'm not mad. You win some, you lose some." 

"You're a good sport, Jerry. I'm glad I married you." 

THE END