"ALL SERVICES AVAILABLE"

By DurtyLady

My hand was trembling as I dialled the number, this was a completely new 

thing for me, I had never before done anything like it. The card in the 

phone box said "all services available"; well we would soon find out. I was 

absolutely terrified, but at the same time incredibly excited. What would 

the reaction be I wondered? My fingers dialled the number; I could hear the 

running tone, then the click as the phone at the other end was answered.

"Hello, can I help you?" the voice asked.

In a quiet and shaky voice I replied, "I am phoning about your 

advertisement."

"Where did you see the ad?" the voice sounded young, early twenties perhaps.

"Outside Paddington Station," I had to think for a moment where exactly I 

had seen it.

"And what services would you require?" Still no reference to the fact that I 

was a woman.

"Do you, erm, do you cater for ladies?" I was still very hesitant.

"Of course madam, which service would you like?" Her voice had become 

surprisingly softer.

Then adding, "The young lady today is Silvia, she is 22, has jet black hair, 

stands 5'8" tall, she has a 38, 26, 36 figure, specialises in all the 

unusual services, has a complete fantasy wardrobe and is ESPECIALLY fond of 

lady clients, which service are you looking for?"

"Please excuse me, I'm very nervous, I've never done this before." Was all I 

could say.

"OK madam, the fee is from  40, why don't I give you the address and you can 

come around and we can discuss it further?"

I agreed and 10 minutes later was knocking on her flat door.

A black woman in her early forties let me in, "I'm Jessica, the maid," she 

informed me. She led me through to a large lounge where she asked me to 

wait. A few moments later a door opened and into the room came this stunning 

raven-haired girl of about 22, she was wearing very little, just a pair of 

high patent leather boots and a red and black Basque, fishnet stockings and 

a tiny pair of lace panties.

"Good afternoon, I am Silvia, Madam Silvia, and you are the shy lady who 

phoned just now?"

"Yes" I replied

"OK, first things first, did you pay my maid?"

"Er, no"

She rang a small bell and the maid entered the room.

"Please give Jessica  40 and perhaps something for herself."

I handed over  60 in all.

"OK, that's done, now all we have to do is discover which of my services you 

require, I assume you're not here for straight woman to woman sex, am I 

correct?"

I nodded.

"OK, I do bondage, whipping, mild and strong torture, slave training, 

humiliation, rubber wear, leather wear, golden showers, brown showers, 

domination........."

"That's it, that's what I want" I said

"Which?"

"Golden and brown showers" I whispered.

"Right, now we're getting somewhere. Do you want it one way or two way?" she 

asked.

"What do you mean?"

"Well one way means I do it to you, two way means you get to do it also. 

Although if you want two way, you'll have to make do with Jessica my maid. I 

only give, I don't take"

"I see," my voice was still trembling, now more with excitement though.

"Look, why don't you tell me exactly what you want now we have established 

the service?"

I plucked up courage, "Can I have the service with both you and Jessica, 

please Madam?"

With that she became much more severe. "You will tell me EXACTLY what you 

want, do you UNDERSTAND, you miserable worm?"

"Yes Madam, I would like you to piss and shit over me, I would also like to 

shit over Jessica and have her shit on me also."

"Do you EAT it slut?"

"Yes Madam, I eat it"

"Good, the fee for this service will be  200, pay Jessica now, then we shall 

begin."

I paid over rest of the money and took my clothes off. At 45 I still had a 

good body a fact which Madam Silvia commented on.

I stood in front of her, naked, trembling with excitement and nervousness, 

my arms folded against my breasts recalling how my ex-lover had introduced 

me to the world of sub/dom. toilet games, and how much I missed her.

"Time to begin, Slut!" I looked up and saw that Jessica the maid was now as 

naked as I was, her black breasts were huge, with large hard nipples, I was 

getting wet now at the thought of what was to come.

"This is what is going to happen now Slut" said Madam Sylvia, "Jessica is 

going to lie down and you are going to shit and piss all over her, you will 

piss on  her cunt, her tits and in her mouth, you will shit on her tits and 

in her mouth, you will then rub it all over her body and cunt and then, 

slut, you will clean it off, you will lick it from her body, you will eat it 

from her cunt and you will suck it from her mouth, do you understand?"

"Yes mistress."

"Begin!"

The maid was lying on the floor and I straddled her body. My bladder was 

full to bursting as I pulled open my pussy lips and let fly my stream of 

warm golden piss. I watched it bounce off those lovely big tits, and run 

down her stomach, I aimed it at those hard nipples of hers and heard her 

moan as the force of the stream hit them. She opened her thighs and pulled 

apart her cunt lips and I pissed directly onto her clit, she moaned again, 

and finally I aimed at her wide open mouth which she allowed to fill with my 

piss before swallowing every drop. I lowered my cunt to her tits, I wanted 

to feel one of those hard nipples against my clit as the last drops of piss 

dribbled out of me. And that is when I came for the first time! I stood up 

shakily, Jessica was rubbing her tits, rubbing my piss into them, her eyes 

wide open, staring at me, licking her lips.

It was time for the second course. I turned around and squatted over her 

tits and began to strain. I farted and felt my bowels begin to move, I could 

feel my bum open as the shit began to leave my arse, it fell onto her tits 

with a small wet sound, I looked over my shoulder, it was laying between 

them, its light brown colour contrasting starkly with the dark brown of her 

skin. I adjusted my position slightly until my arse was over her open mouth. 

I farted again, and three more turds dropped out of my bum hole, Jessica 

moaned again, and I turned around to see her mouth full of my shit. Kneeling 

over, I took the shit from her tits and began to lovingly rub it into them, 

I coated those beautiful nipples with the stuff, spreading it down her 

stomach and smeared the rest into her cunt. I looked up at Mistress Sylvia, 

she was sitting in a chair watching closely, a vibrator at her crotch loving 

every moment. I moved back up Jessica's body and watched in fascination as 

she chewed my shit.

"Kiss her!" came the breathless instruction from Mistress.

I leant down and placed my lips over Jessica's, her mouth opened to receive 

my tongue and that is when I came for the second time, when my tongue slid 

into her mouth and tasted my own shit. We were both moaning and groaning 

now, passing my shit back and forth in our mouths. Our tits were grinding 

together mashing the shit between them. I felt myself getting coated and I 

loved every moment of it. Soon our mouths were empty and I began to slide 

down her body, licking as I went. I licked her breasts clean and sucked my 

shit from those lovely hard nipples. I licked my shit from her stomach, 

catching a few small drops of my piss that had gathered in her belly button, 

until I was gazing into her lovely pink cunt, coated with my shit. I plunged 

my face into it, licking every little crease and fold, pushing my tongue 

deep inside her, tasting my shit mingled with her cunt juices. I licked 

around her piss hole and clit until there was no more shit left. I don't 

know how many times she came, two or three perhaps, but on the last one, I 

felt her piss hole flutter beneath my tongue and she let loose a torrent of 

hot golden pee straight into my open mouth. I swallowed every drop, never 

spilling any and that is when I came for the third time!

I rolled over onto my back, exhausted and looked up at Mistress Sylvia, she 

was in the throes of her own orgasm, the vibrator thrust deep inside her 

cunt.

When at last she regained her composure she looked down at me smiling, "Well 

my little shit-eating slut that was quite a performance!"

"Thank you mistress." I replied.

"But," she went on, "that was only the beginning, the best is yet to come!"

As I stood up, I looked into Mistress Sylvia's eyes, I was no longer 

nervous, just terribly excited by the events.

"Come!" she instructed me, "Kneel before me!"

I did, her cunt was level with my gaze, her legs were open slightly and I 

could see her lips glistening from her recent orgasm.

She put her hand on the back of my head and pulled me onto her, "Lick!"

I did, my tongue delved her folds, tasting her juices, finding her clitoris, 

exploring this wonderful creatures innermost parts. My tongue found her piss 

hole and gently probed it, flicking at it, coating it with my saliva.

"You must be thirsty slut" came the husky voice of my mistress.

I mumbled an answer, "Yes"

"Drink!" she commanded, and her piss flowed from her cunt into my mouth. The 

force of the flow nearly choked me, but I was determined not to spill any, 

and as fast as it came, I swallowed. Once again, I was in heaven, I 

swallowed in large gulps, eager to savour it all, it washed over my tongue, 

seducing my taste buds with its lovely salty tang. All the while she was 

forcing her cunt harder against my mouth, almost as if she wanted to smother 

me, and I didn't care! I was in my element, serving a beautiful woman as her 

toilet slave, I wanted to remain where I was forever.

When eventually she stopped pissing, and I had swallowed the last drop, 

Mistress Sylvia grabbed my hair and pulled my head back.

"Did my little toilet enjoy her drink?"

I gazed up into her eyes, and again mumbled, "Yes"

"What would you like now, bitch?" came the question. "You get nothing here, 

without first begging for it!"

I knew what she wanted of me.

"Oh please Mistress, please let me have your shit," I begged her. With that 

she called Jessica over to us, "But are you worthy of my supreme gift, pig?" 

she continued.

"Oh I am, mistress, I am, I promise you I am!" I tried not to sound 

desperate, but I knew she wanted to hear me beg.

"Well then my little shit-eater, my here is my first gift to you," she 

gestured at her maid.

"Jessica, bend over, let the slut see your arsehole."

With that, Jessica bent forward, her legs were apart and she brought her 

hands round behind her and pulled apart her beautiful black buttocks. My 

eyes locked on to her wonderful little hole buried deep between them, I 

licked my lips in anticipation.

"Lick her arsehole, bitch!" Sylvia commanded.

I shuffled across the carpet on my knees, and buried my face between those 

beautiful buttocks. My tongue immediately found the tight sphincter and 

pushed its way in, I could faintly hear Jessica moan with pleasure as my 

tongue probed and licked her arsehole. Once again I was in seventh heaven as 

I lost myself between her arse cheeks. Oh God, I whish I had a longer 

tongue, I pushed it in as far as I could manage. I sensed her arse beginning 

to expand, Jessica was straining to shit. I pushed even harder and was 

rewarded by a lovely smelly fart wafting into my mouth. I felt my cunt get 

wetter as I breathed in the luscious odour, that's when her shit began to 

move against my tongue. I could feel piss dribbling down my chin as her 

bladder relaxed, and the relentless force of her shit pushed my tongue from 

her body. My mouth enveloped her widening hole and I was overwhelmed by the 

powerful smell and taste of her fruit. It was huge; my lips stretched wide 

as Jessica's turd slid into my mouth, across my tongue and hit the back of 

my throat. I almost gagged, but managed to control myself, I used my tongue 

to pack the shit in, I wanted even more, and more is what I got. Eventually 

my cheeks were bulging, my mouth was so full, and I had to let the rest fall 

onto my tits. Slowly I began to chew the beautiful substance, mixing in my 

saliva, turning it to a mush. This was absolute perfection, my eyes were 

closed and I was oblivious to everything around me, I was lost in my own 

little shit heaven. As I chewed and swallowed, my hands were busy in my 

cunt, probing, pulling, stroking, pinching, I slid 3 fingers inside my 

sopping hole, I wanted more, I dug my thumbnail into my clit and came. 

Jessica's hands were on my breasts, rubbing her shit over them, pinching my 

nipples as she went. I swallowed another mess of her shit and came a second 

time, I wanted the moment to last forever. This is what I had been born for.

Eventually my mouth was empty and my orgasms had subsided, I collapsed on 

the floor exhausted, Jessica's lovely shit was drying on my breasts and the 

room full its wonderful smell.

After a few moments, I felt a presence over me and opened my eyes to see the 

Mistress Sylvia towering over me.

"Well, my little shit-eater," she said, "that was one hell of a show!"

"Thank you mistress," I whispered.

"But," she went on, "we're not finished yet, are we?"

"Aren't we, Mistress?" I replied.

"Oh no, far from it," she smiled at me, "I need a shit too."

I smiled back up at her, "Yes Mistress, I am your toilet slut, use me 

please."

"Oh, I intend to, never fear!" she threw her head back and laughed. "But how 

to use you, that's the question?"

"My mouth, mistress, my mouth is yours, please." I was begging again.

"Hmm, I had something else in mind." She turned to her maid, "What do you 

think, Jessica?"

"Well Mistress, her mouth is certainly very receptive, I can vouch for 

that."

"No, not her mouth this time," Mistress Sylvia was enjoying teasing me, "not 

for my shit anyhow."

With that she ordered me to open wide, and leaning over me, spat a huge wad 

of saliva into my gaping mouth. This was completely new to me and once more, 

I loved it. I gazed at her in adoration, this beautiful you girl, young 

enough to be my daughter had captivated me completely, she had total control 

of me, I was hers now, forever if she wanted me. She now knew me better than 

any other living soul.

"I think," she said, "I will shit in your cunt!"

When I heard that, I nearly fainted, it is what I had always wanted, always 

dreamt of, it was probably my most frequent fantasy.

"Ohhhhhhhhh," was all I could reply.

She straddled my waist, and ordered Jessica to lift my legs into the air, 

until my cunt was aligned with her arse.

We were face to face, she looked down at me and blew me a kiss, I blew her 

one back. Then she began to strain, I watched the veins stand out on her 

neck as she pushed down, I heard her fart and wished it were in my mouth.

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnng, here it comes," she said breathlessly.

I felt Jessica manoeuvre me slightly, then something warm and firm began to 

press against my pussy lips, it was her shit.

I groaned with excitement, at last, the moment I had dreamt of for so many 

years.

I watched her face as she pushed harder and I felt the turd push past my 

cunt lips and slowly invade my wet and waiting hole.

God! It felt wonderful, slowly the huge firm shit slid into my cunt, filling 

me like nothing before. The smell of it hit my nostrils and it was like an 

exquisite perfume. My orgasm started deep inside my body and worked its way 

up until my whole cunt was on fire with pleasure. I gripped at her arms as 

it hit me, screaming her name, wanting it to never end, I cried, I sobbed, I 

groaned, I told her I loved her, I called her name over and over and I kept 

cumming.

Covered in sweat, I lay back once more, totally exhausted, Mistress Sylvia 

looked at me with a smile of satisfaction on her face.

"Wow!" was all she could say. "Wow!"

Jessica came over to me and lifted me into a sitting position, I could 

hardly move, my body was still trembling and my mind was a fog.

"Look," she whispered in my ear, and pointed down my body. I opened my eyes 

and saw that a mirror had been placed between my open legs. I gasped when I 

realised I was looking at the reflection of my cunt, but not just my cunt, 

protruding from it, like a huge brown vibrator, was about 3 inches of 

Mistress Sylvia's turd. It was the most wonderful site I had ever seen, I 

reached down and tentatively touched it. My pussy lips were stretched around 

it like a cock, I gave it a slight tug and felt the turd move inside me. 

Once more, I sighed with joy.

My Mistress had fucked me with her shit and I was the happiest I had ever 

been. I would remember this moment always, I was tempted to push the rest of 

her precious gift up inside me and leave it there forever, I lay back and 

closed my eyes, basking in the warm glow of my fulfilment.

Just then, I felt somebody between my legs again, I looked up, it was 

Jessica. She looked at me and smiled, then buried her face in my shit filled 

cunt, she was going to eat me out, literally. I felt the mass of my 

Mistresses shit move slightly as Jessica pulled at it with her teeth. Slowly 

she ate the shit from my cunt, I could feel her mouth over my cunt as she 

chewed each mouthful, every so often, her shit covered tongue would range 

across my clitoris, and each time it did, new shivers shot through me. Soon, 

I felt the last of that lovely turd leave my body, and Jessica began to 

clean my cunt with her tongue, I was so sensitive by now that her every 

movement was magnified tenfold. She licked and sucked, her tongue probed 

deep into my cunt, searching for any remaining morsel of shit. I strained to 

piss in her mouth, but was dry by now, my clitoris was screaming for the 

attention of her lips and tongue, I wanted to cum again! I called her name 

as she pushed a finger deep into my now empty arsehole, her lips and tongue 

found my clit and she pulled at it with her teeth, driving me crazy once 

more. My hands were on the back of her head and I pulled her into me, 

burying her face in the folds of my soaking wet cunt, obscenities were 

pouring from my mouth, urging her on, begging her not to stop. My back 

arched and my whole body went rigid as the intense sensations in my cunt 

washed over me in one last huge orgasm.

When eventually I recovered, I looked at my two beautiful lovers, Jessica 

looked like a kid who'd been eating chocolate, she had brown smears all 

around her mouth, and was dreamily licking her lips. Mistress Sylvia was 

sitting in her armchair with a thoughtful look on her face and judging by 

her glow, she had also cum more than once.

"Go take a shower," she said.

I was in there ages, shit was everywhere, in my hair, in my ears, under my 

finger nails, and believe me, it took forever to get myself cleaned up.

When I returned, Mistress Sylvia was waiting for me.

"You were the best," she told me, "in fact, I want you to come and work with 

me."

I started to protest, but she held her hand up to silence me.

"Shh," she said, "here's the deal, women only, and you will service them 

with all toilet duties, and anything else they require, give it some thought 

and let me know how you feel."

It required no thought at all on my part, "I'll do it," I answered. I knew 

now that I had found my place in life.

"Ok, wonderful," both Jessica and Mistress Sylvia came and hugged me.

"You can start Monday," she told me.

"You wont be sorry," I replied and picked up my coat to leave.

"One more thing," She called after me.

I turned to her.

"What's your name?"

"Mary," I told her, and pulled the door closed behind me.

Monday couldn't come quick enough.