Joanne the slut

Dear David,

I don't know how to thank you enough for the introduction to Joanne. I contacted her soon after my arrival and initially I didn't think she was keen on meeting up. However three weeks later, totally out of the blue, she called me on the phone, last Monday afternoon in fact, telling me that her Husband on gone away that day was going to be away for rest of the week on business. She wanted to know just how far I'd been with your Sue and I could tell she was turned on when I related one of our sessions.

After I met her, she did tell me that had I only emphasised the more normal sex side of what I'd done with Sue, during that conversation, she would never have rung me. Joanne had vowed to put the kinkier side of her nature to rest, after her marriage, but after two years of marriage, my phone call had stirred her up.

On the phone that second time, She promised me, rather she  asked me to do those same things, that I'd done with Sue,  with  or to her and I got really hard, she has a lovely voice, well  educated English women also seem to do that to me.

By the time she'd finished she was begging me to go over that night, but I told her I was really busy and it would have to be Tuesday. That was a lie, but I wasn't fully prepared for her and I needed 24 hours to make my preparations.

I arrived at her house at 7pm. Joanne (as you know) is an absolute stunner, she looked a million dollars, her long blonde hair was freshly washed and her make up was perfect. She greeted  me at the door, wearing a nice low cut black cocktail dress with  silver touches over it, it was low cut over that perfect ample  bosom of hers and really low cut at the back, right down to the  parting of her bum cheeks.

Not having met her before, my breath was taken away, she smiled at me as if we been friends for years, instead of people who'd spoken only twice on the phone. She closed the door after me and showed me into the huge lounge of their multi split level bungalow, these Financiers earn a packet; there wouldn't be much change for this place from a million Australian dollars.

In our phone conversation, she made certain promises to me and I had arrived with a full bladder, having drunk three pints of water before leaving my flat. Her gorgeous blue eyes were alight with excitement. She asked me if I was bursting.

I was still awe struck by her looks and the size of the place I was in, I nodded. I know she had promised this on the phone, but looking at her now, butter wouldn't melt in that mouth surely? A Woman this beautiful and sophisticated doesn't become  this depraved, does she? I was about to find out

My breath was taken away, as she calmly slipped the shoulder straps of her cocktail dress and let it fall at a heap on the carpet. Joanne was clad now in only a wide lacy black suspender belt, her Dior black stockings and that 5" patent leather stiletto heeled shoes. My mouth when dry at the sight of her perfect  breasts, full firm and topped off with the pinkest loveliest  nipples, I'd seen on any female, a flat stomach from hours of  swimming and just the light down of pubic blonde hair, before the  pink lips of her sex was on view.

She walked sexily up to me, a huge grin on her face, she winked mischievously and then sank to her knees, deftly undid my trousers and extracted my semi limp cock, with those slim dainty fingers, her bright red long nails carefully enclosing around my shaft. The bright red nails matched her lips, which were a scant inch from my cock. She kissed the head quickly, then looked up at me,

                "Come on then, let rip". Fully opening her mouth in a lovely wide oval.  I was bursting and so I let rip before I became too  hard to piss.

She aimed my hot yellow stream right into her mouth, I really was ripping under pressure, but somehow she managed to gulp it all down, a few dribbles escaping from the corner of her mouth and splashing onto her breasts. By the time my bladder was empty; she had taken my penis fully into her mouth and was sucking away on it. It felt terrific, but reluctantly I had to pull her to her feet.

She grinned at me like a Cheshire cat, she eyes mirroring her sexual delight in what she'd just done.

                'Mmmmmmmmmmm, I haven't done that for months' she whispered, just before she drew me into a kiss, that had my tongue and hers wriggling in each others mouth, I could taste the saltiness of my pee inside her mouth.

Joanne having slipped back into her dress served us up a delicious light supper, during which time she told me of her life in Australia, how she missed England and her friends, even though she loved the weather and had been here only two years. She certainly was no more faithful to Malcolm over here than in England, only she found the Australian men to be slobs and hadn't found a really good lover; also she had to be much more circumspect over here.

She had followed my instructions and hadn't shit in two  days, with flashing eyes, she told me her bowels were bursting  and couldn't wait for my enema much longer, she hadn't been done  for over two years now and she admitted she was really turned on  by agreeing to let me, a complete stranger, do her . I smiled inwardly at her innocence; she did not know what I had planned for her.

After our dinner, we moved to her lounge and soon Joanne had slipped off my clothes and discarded her cocktail dress. We were engaging in delightful foreplay, she was licking me all over now, when I told her we'd have to wait for about an hour before we could start on her enema.

The ice fully broken between us now, we started to talk about the wild parties and the orgies, you & Sue had introduced us to. I told her that Sue was moving into S & M in a big way as a submissive and she was quite taken by that. In fact she was totally aroused by my recollection of one of Sue's sessions, where she had pins pushed firstly into her breasts, then through her nipples.

Joanne told me that it was difficult enough getting her well fucked, discreetly over there, and although in two years she'd tried out over 40 different lovers, she'd only entertained a handful of men to peeing over her and taking her anally.

When our hour was almost up, She asked where my equipment  was I told her it was in the boot of my car, which according with  her request, not to leave a strange car outside her house whilst  her husband was away, I had parked some 200 yards down the road.

I told her that she had to fetch it, just as she was. She squealed in protest, but she went. The evening was still warm and the night had fully descended upon us, I watched her from the front door, stepping down her own stone steps and onto the gravel of the driveway clad in just those high heels and expensive stockings. She looked gorgeous.

Naturally she was startled when their security light came on and caught her in full glory in the middle of her drive. She turned and looked at me, a big grin on her face, mouthing the word 'bastard' because now any neighbour looking out couldn't fail to see her or me. Their conclusion of seeing a near naked pretty young wife, whose husband was away, with a stranger, was obvious. She was gone about a minute and half. Arriving back flushed with excitement.

Once back inside,  I took my bag upstairs to their bathroom,  leaving Joanne downstairs telling her it was all part of the surprise. Quickly I set up the piping and immersed the flagon of white wine in warm water. 

Back downstairs, Joanne and I recommenced our mutual arousal.  I knew she was a hot lady, but to go thru with the things I had planned for her, she needed to be boiling over. We fell into a sixty nine position and I drank her sweet nectar, God, she tasted so good and so juicy. I started to tease her anal opening, just lightly at first, then pushing slightly at her anal opening with my index finger. I got the very tip of that finger just inside her tight sphincter and she moaned in pleasure. Already I could feel the warmness and softness of her shit, held there after two days, busting to get free. Lifting her mouth off my rampant penis for a moment, Joanne begged me to stop or she'd be shitting on her carpet.

I told her she must suck me off quickly or I'd plunge my finger in deeper. She took me at my word. Not that I was far off letting my wad go. The image of this beautiful young wife cleaning up her lounge carpet, 'my way' almost finished me off, But I was enjoying what her mouth was doing to me cock, I held on.  But not for long, she was frantic with lust and with my threat, she gobbled me for all she was worth, too soon for me, I was spilling my seed into her throat. Her murmuring of delight revealed her delight in having thick spunk in her mouth.

Cruelly as she sucked the last drops of cum out of my prick, I thrust my thumb into her anus. She gasped in dismay, knowing that as soon as my thumb came out she'd be spilling her bowel. So with my thumb in situ, I made her crawl to the bathroom and climb into the bath. Still wearing those sexy spiky stiletto heels and black stockings. She went to take then off, but I insisted she keep them on.

Joanne knelt in the big white bathtub, just before I withdrew my thumb, I moved it around a bit, and her eyes rolled in the pain/pleasure that was building there. When I slipped my thumb out, there was an audible plop, Joanne couldn't hold on any longer and a huge turd had slid out of her arse. Her pent up shit started to slip out, a whole bucketful of the stuff. She blushed delightfully in shame at the amount held there. Five really long and thick light brown turds slid out of her anus, followed by smaller pieces. The first ones were firm and hard, and then came the fresher, softer turds.

Following my instructions, she squeezed everything that could possibly come out of her bowels, then the pressure gone, she let rip with a stream of urine, golden yellow. It splattered her silk stockings. I had inserted the bath plug and soon there was an inch of her urine lying on the bath bottom, such was the amount her bladder had held. The sight and smell of this attractive young wife peeing and shitting herself in front of me had brought my cock up fully erect again.

Before she could recover her composure, I quickly inserted the plastic pipe into her rectum and started the siphoning of the warm white wine into her bowels. She made no protest, after all this was what she was looking forward to; this was her kink, what she got off on.

More and more wine poured into her gut, she had become much distended in her stomach, but she was taking it all, her eyes glazed over in pleasure, her arms outstretched, and hands grasping the sides of the bath. I felt her cunt; she was dribbling her love juice. The wine flagon was empty, I replaced the plastic enema pipe with a thick butt plug, she groaned as I drove it home.

                "FUCK ME, dear God, please fuck me now" she begged of me.

How could I refuse such a beautiful woman, I climbed into the bath behind her and entered her steaming cunt in one easy thrust. This was one turned on lady. Just as I hoped she would be at this point. Now I selected two small pebbles of her soft shit, with one in each hand, I reached round and cupped both of her splendid breasts, squashing her shit against the hard red nipple of each milky orb, before rubbing it all over those magnificent mammary glands.

She saw what I was doing to her lovely breasts, but made no attempt to stop me. I fondled her lovely boobs for minutes, enjoying the weight and the sounds of her throat betraying her arousal. Both my hands were filthy with her muck, but when I lifted my hand to her face, I immediately and to my delight felt her responded as I hoped, she licked my hand and fingers.

Joanne was rapidly reaching her peak now, I withdrew my cock, panic set in, 'Noooo, please keep going' She turned to look at me to see what was wrong. I had picked up one of the biggest and  firmest turds, lying on the bottom, with the fingers of one hand  holding open her wet labia, I started to insert the turd with my  other hand. I saw Joanne's eyes open in horror and her exclamation of alarm,

                "Oh, Goooood, Noooo, Not in there for Christ sake".

But she made not the slightest attempt to stop me; she could had grabbed my hand, or wriggled away. I pushed it in till it disappeared. Then I represented my cock at her pussy and drove in hard, pulping her turd inside her, I felt the tip of my cock hit her cervix, Joanne's body shuddered,

                "Oh you filthy bastard" she cried "fuck me now",

Two powerful thrusts and I felt her shake with her first climax. I kept my cool, kept pondering her in a steady rhythm, keeping this wanton lady at her sexual height. Pulling her head round I kissed her, she responded feverishly, pushing her tongue into my mouth, Her clear blue eyes flamed with lust and the alcohol percolating into her blood, via her gut.

                "Fuck me you filthy bastard", she groaned between hot pants for breath.

                "Do it to me hard, don't you dare stop, now, I love it"

Looking into those deep blue eyes, I knew that she was mine now, for now, till tomorrow when she'd have to return to her respectable suburban lifestyle, but to-night, she told me via her eyes that, she'd do anything, anything at all and she already suspected what the next minutes would hold for her and she wanted it, desired it, yearned for it.

Joanne's breathing was really rapid by now. Moving from our  doggie style position, I pulled away from her cunt, my cock was  encrusted in her filthy muck, skin barely visible, and with a  huge dollop of brown streaked shit right on the head. With Joanne  still squatting I slid between her thighs and pulled the butt  plug from her anus, The wine in her gut had made her more than a  little drunk already and leaving it there would make her ill  soon. As the liquid gushed out, the pure clear wine was now a murky brown colour.

I pressed my mouth against her anal opening letting her shit flavoured enema wine flow into my mouth and into my throat, gulping it down. Seeing my actions, Joanne gave a squeal of delight. Had I been in a position to squeal in delight I would have done so at her next action? Her mouth enclosed over my shit coated cock.

                "Mmmmmmmmmmm" was all I heard from her; a kid was ice cream couldn't be more content.

I couldn't manage even near half of that liquid pouring out of her anus, so more joined the piss and shit on the bottom of the bath. By the time she was only trickling, I saw her mouth had clean my cock completely.

Pulling Joanne around now, I laid her on her back in the bath, amidst her own gooey mess of piss and shit; her lovely long blond hair was trailing half its length in the foul stuff, turning the stands to brown. Her beautiful young face was beaded with perspiration, her lush red lips apart as she sucked in air.

Once again entered her shit filled cunt. As I fucked her to our ecstasy, I leant forward and licked her shit smeared breasts, taking each one in turn, teasing each nipple. Her shit tasted exquisite, so delicious to me, possibly the nicest I'd ever tasted. As I cleaned one breast, I watched as I licked the other Joanne reach over and rub more shit onto her boob.

It was as she was feeling around for more than her hand came up with a firm, but bigger turd, far bigger and thicker than my cock. She paused with it held in her delicate fingers, as if trying to decide what to do with it, our eyes met, and I opened my mouth. With a huge grin, she slowly brought it up to my lips, she teased it into mouth. Then it was right inside, my lips closed over the tips of her fingers.

I took it greedily, but before I could do anything about it with my mouth so full, Joanne drew my head down to her, her lips opened up to mine and our mouths locked together. Her tongue thrust its way into my shit filled mouth, and as she did so her body trembled in yet another climax. Her darting tongue drew back into her own mouth some of her own sticky turd. We stayed locked like that for ages, our tongues fighting for the taste of her exquisite excrement, both of us revelling in the excitement of our disgusting act.

With that first lump finally dissolved between us almost  fifty, we fed each other the smaller remaining lumps, Joanne  took my offerings, almost greedily, like nectar from the gods,  her mouth consumed each and every lump I offered. The sight of  this beautiful young wife behaving so deliciously wanton, and her  eager acceptance of my desires for her, caused me to pump my  spunk again into her shit filled cunt.

Though my force was temporarily spent into her womb, My lust  wasn't sated, neither was Joanne's. Without further ado, I pulled  my cock out of her messy cunt and we moved by mutual consent into  a '69' position. Relieved of my erection I was now able to let  rip my second piss of the evening, right into Joanne's open mouth,  I pissed all over her face, she was laughing trying to grab my  cock as my spray filled her eyes and nostrils, before her lips  clamped down over my cock.

I pressed my mouth down on her shit filled pussy, her love  juice had kept it all moist and mixed together the taste was  delicious, I roamed my tongue deep into her holding her labia  wide apart, I heard her moan in ecstasy as I flicked at her  engorged clit. As I pulled her lips apart, I looked into that  lovely tunnel of womanhood, it looked like a huge shit hole, I  had certainly mushed up that turd that I stuffed up there, My  tongue probed deep licking all the traces clean. For her part  Joanne was doing exactly the same, I could feel her tongue and lips  not only stirring my penis back into full erection, I could feel  the cleaning sucks.

Keeping up my tongue's attack on her clitoris, I pulled my  now fully erect penis from her velvet lips and poised my anus  above her mouth. Now I used the bathroom mirror I had set up to  good effect, I saw my first turd slide out, her tongue came up to  meet it, running her taste organ around my sticky turd like  licking a lover's penis and lifting her head to allow her sweet  lips to take the tip.

I couldn't hold it there too long, and seconds later that  first lump slid easily into Joanne's mouth,

                "MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm" was about all I heard,

I watched in the mirror, as she rolled my shit around her  mouth, savouring the rougher texture and stronger taste to that  of her own. For the next ten minutes, as I tongued that swollen  clitoris, I slowly shat all I could into Joanne's mouth, slowly so  that she was able to relish  and chew each and every lump as it  dropped into her greedy mouth. She did a wonderful job, for a  woman who'd never done this sort of action before, she taken to  it like a natural. No repulsion or nausea flicked across her  face, only pure wanton lust.

Even when my bowel and rectum was empty, her tongue and  fingers sort more. My own tongue had probed deep into her cunt  and although it was still filled with shit at the deep end, my  tongue could no longer reach it. I pulled Joanne around and for  long minutes now we rolled around in to pissy shitty mess that  was left in the bath bottom, licking each other's bodies.

I turned Joanne over on her knees again, her face was thrust  right into the mess, as I fucked her anus and pussy alternately I  saw her tongue and mouth scoop out the filthy liquid, her hair  was totally plastered, she was no longer a blonde. I was calling  her all the filthy names I could think of, she was swearing total  devotion to me. Then for the first time, we exploded jointly.