I - the
approach
One night I drove to the city (NYC of course) looking to find a really nice
GO-GO Bar. I live in North Jersey and like to make this trip every so often.
Well, the time was 11:45PM Friday night and my wife went to bed. I love her very
much, but sometimes I think we got married too early. I needed to get these
kinky sexual tendencies out of my system. Any case, I made it to a nice secluded
joint on the East Side of Manhattan; near Lexington Avenue. I don't remember the
name of the joint or the cross-over street. I went inside, but the girls were
fairly OK. I knew I didn't want to fork over my dollars to a bunch of teases.
So, after glancing around for five minutes, I went back outside. I swear I saw
this drop-dead gorgeous hooker. She looked similar to Heather Locklear (no
kidding!). She walked over to me and asked if I needed some company. I got a
little scared because flat-footed pigs usually hide out. So, I said I could
possibly go some where and "wish" I had some company... you know, a bunch of
really hot attentive friends. She replied: "Not just one, huh? I'll tell you
what honey. There aren't any cops around, and I certainly ain't 5-0. You
seriously want the action that you say, go three doors down, ring apartment 4D,
when the voice asks, reply with the passwords: sinful need." I got pretty
excited by the offer, I wasn't really looking to spend a lot of money, but I had
(believe it or not) 3Gs on me; telling my cock to go for it. I trotted off,
eager I tell you! VERY EAGER! I was so horny that I began thinking about what I
wanted those girls to do to me. It didn't take long. Since my wife is so grossed
out by it, I decided it had to be scat action. I prayed these girls would go for
it to.
II - the preparation
Getting in was just as easy as the hooker said. When the door to the apartment
opened, I was greeted by at least 20-30 women waiting for horny johns. All of
them dressed in caustics, two piece bikinis, or whatever the hell was the bare
minimum. The receptionist asked me what I needed for the night. Without fear, I
looked her straight in the eyes and said three or four girls that wouldn't mind
shitting and pissing on me. She looked at me with a wry smile and said you're
kidding! I asked how much, and if I got to choose my mates. She told me to wait
a minute, then she walked over to the group of luscious babes. The room got
eerily quiet, followed by sudden laughter and a few sickened glares. I started
thinking this wasn't such a good idea after all. I 'let my tail drop between my
legs' and headed for the door pretty embarrassed. As it turned out, the
receptionist called to me and offered their sweetheart deal: 5 girls/a suite/1
hour/$1,000/+ tips per girl. I jumped on it! That's 12 minutes per girl! Then
came a really fun part: I GOT TO CHOOSE! There were white, black, oriental,
Latin, Russian, Italian, thin, fat, medium, big-boobed, big-assed... a virtual
smorgasbord. Just so everyone can visualize, I'll tell you who my picks most
resembled. Pick number one looked a bit like Demi Moore, with her hair in a
short bob. Pick number two looked a lot like Jodie Bissett from Melrose Place;
she two had a beautiful bob-cut that was blonde. Pick number three looked
sort-of like Vanessa Williams, exxxtremely sexxxy and killer eyes. Pick number
four looked nothing like Charro, but a great deal like Lauren Velez? (the
Hispanic cop from New York Undercover). The last vixxxen reminded me of Rebecca
DeMorney from The Hand that Rocks the Cradle. They were very, very well endowed
women; especially in the spot I wanted: THE ASS! As they walked by me, down a
corridor to my reserved suite, they each gave a coy wink and very wicked grin. I
started thinking OH MY GOD... I'm really going through with this. Instantly I
dreamed of everything about to happen: smelling the aroma of those foul
derrieres, stuffing my mouth full of their lunches, sanitizing those glorious
brown-eyes... MMM MMM MMM, I was about to be in heaven.
III. - the show
The room was exquisite. You'd never be able to tell from the outside that this
place was so big. They were all waiting for me(4 u n u's got it goin' on!). As
soon as I walked in, 'Rebecca' grabbed me by my arm, put it around her waist,
and gave me a passionate French kiss. Then, she whispered in my ear. "You're a
dirty boy aren't you? You want us to stick our tushies riiiiight in your face,
huh? You wanna' lick our asses don't you sweetie? How about me, would you like
to roll your tongue in my shitty crack? I took a big BM 20 minutes ago. I pray
all the time I'll get someone like you in here to clean my crappy, smelly
asshole. Now you get the fuck on that bed... bad little boy! Me and the girls
are going to have fun with you!" My cock felt so huge, I thought it tripled in
size. It damn near tore through my fucking pants! I enjoyed the role playing and
scampered onto the bed obediently. 'Jodie' spoke up. "We know exactly what you
want. You're not the first to ask. Don't fight us when we tell you to what do."
As she spoke, I could feel multiple hands over my wrist and ankles. I was being
held done from the four corners of the king-sized bed. They left me dressed! I
didn't plan on this. But then again, I remembered a spare set of clothes in my
trunk. COOL... let's do this! 'Jodie' was up first. She had on a leopard spotted
bottom. The top was already pulled off. She swung her 37s in my face. She asked
me if I wanted to suck her tits. My reply never got off my tongue. She said:
"Fuck no! Eat my ass instead." She quickly turned around and sat on my chest. I
felt a warm release of air. She gave a snicker while looking back at me and
spread her ass cheeks for me. Slowly, 'Jodie' raised her crack to my nose and
told me to sniff. I did, and it was smelly indeed... sort of like a lingering
odor from not wiping completely. The girls began instigating: "Lick her ass
fucker! This is what you wanted! Eat her out you doo doo freak!" 'Jodie' became
inspired, bucked wildly on my nose, and let out a very gross, wet fart.
"EEEWWWW, lick it bastard!" I obeyed. My tongue reached out and found the mark.
She squirmed her ass wildly in my face while my tongue probed her rectum. Ooh,
there was another fart. My cheeks puffed up like a balloon. It seemed as if she
were guiding my tongue to a certain itchy wall in her anus. Go for it
sweetheart. She was setting me up. Out pooped a 2-3" stub. It was pretty slimy,
with bits of corn. My lips puckered to match her puckering brown-eye. I chewed a
bit of it, then swallowed her turdy treat. "Hey baby, it's mah turn now." It was
'Vanessa', and she had a slight southern drawl; wearing a catsuit. "Ah made sum
nahss choc-lity brown-ees fo' yah; with plent-ee uh nuts." 'Jodie' hopped off
and 'Vanessa' pounced on. This one straddled herself real good over my face. She
wanted me to get a good whiff of what was cooking in her oven. She rubbed back
and forth, then side to side. My nose was literally used to tickle her hole, and
pry open her smelly cheeks. The smell was stronger than 'Jodie' She berated my
face with some high pitched farts. The hands around my ankles and wrists got
tighter; anticipating my urge to stroke my cock. I almost died not being able to
beat off then. "This is how we do it." She sang those familiar Montel Jordan
lyrics while she gyrated her ass across my lips. Then... that sound came out.
(Guys, and maybe girls, you know... the one when either you or the guy in the
next stall releases a hail of bullets. But it sounds disgustingly wet, and the
snow has fallen off the roof to the ground). She smothered my face and upper
chest with a real messy, sticky poo. It was so creamy, it drizzled out like a
sputtering shower head... very much like mud. There was quite a bit of
unprocessed food swimming around in it. I got a good facial that night. The
other girls were ecstatic. 'Vanessa' surprised me and washed my face off with
her fragrant piss. My shirt was drenched along with my hair and half the bed. I
swallowed a lot. She had so much in her, I almost drowned! Next up was 'Lauren'.
This was good because I always wanted a kinky Hispanic girl, and she was
exxxtremely aggressive. As her legs crossed-over my chest for the popular
straddle position, her hands grabbed my face with a vice grip, making my lips
pucker. With a strong Hispanic accent, 'Lauren' told me to get ready and eat her
breakfast, lunch, and dinner... A LA BOO TAY! She pulled my puckering lips right
up to her gorgeous, spicy flavored ass, and made me rim her. She was really
getting off on this and tweaked her nipples. My tongue instantly found dingle
berries and other sediment aligning her hairy entrance. One thing is for sure,
her butt REEKED! It put the reek in Puerto Rican! The smell was starting to get
really gross, and I wanted to get her off my face. The surrounding girls sensed
this and just held me even tighter. I was getting sore wrists and doomed... but
I loved it. Somehow, these girls knew exactly what role play I needed. 'Lauren'
chillingly raised her ass above my head in a squat and grunted heavily. I
pleaded no. "Don't do it! Your ass is too overwhelming!" With laughter, she
reached down and grabbed my hair at the back of my head... making me sure I
didn't turn my head away. Then came another familiar sound... the gurgle shit.
She worked me over. What was so disgusting about this girl was there was no
mercy. She enjoyed unloading her bowels, gasping between heaves, and sighing
with relief. She didn't care that the gooey mess slid onto her arm from off my
face and hair. My mouth was a clogged toilet, overflowing at times. 'Lauren's'
poo was extremely mushy; much like a milkshake without the cold. She wiped her
ass furiously with my face with the intentions of leaving a skid mark. She told
me so. I thought surely I'd cum. Then, as she hopped off my face, she told me to
stick my cock up her shitty ass while the last two girls performed the round up.
IV. - utter annihilation
Lastly 'Rebecca' and 'Demi' were ready to go. I thought I already got my money's
worth. Anyway, these two decided to finish me off at the same time. They jumped
up on each side of the bed while 'Lauren' furiously bobbed up and down on my
cock. I felt 'Lauren's' nasty, shitty grit scratch my skin like facial scrub. I
was in absolute heaven, and about to explode any minute. 'Demi' chose to mount
me first and let 3 gorgeous farts rip out on my lips. They were dry, but
followed up with a nice thick, chocolatey log. She expertly weaved it down my
throat without a break. Suddenly 'Rebecca' grabbed my head from under 'Demi' to
suction her anus to my mouth. Man oh man this ass was great. Every piece that
came out (at least 9 of them) broke off and left a piece sticking out. Her logs
were the really streaky kind. Anything touching them became slick and shitty.
She went into character as she became angry and screamed at me. My tongue became
buried in her mouthy asshole. I licked so hard I thought I'd tear right through
her pussy, and she moaned so much. Then 'Demi' got upset and said stop hogging
him. She slapped 'Rebecca'. 'Rebecca' called her a filthy bitch and slapped her
back. The other girls tried to separate the two. But 'Demi' and 'Rebecca'
retaliated by picking up some shit off the bed and slung it in their faces.
Uh-Oh...CAT FIGHT! They all had a free-for-all brawl. Hmmm....shit wrestling...
who would ever believe? I finally blew my load; trying to aim it at whoever was
the closest. After a good 15 minutes past my hour limit, the girls calmed down.
I took a shower and rinsed my clothes out. They still stunk. But I figured to
change at some point when I got to my car for the spare set. Just before I left,
I gave each girl a $100 tip, and told her I thoroughly enjoyed it.
I think I'll be back real fuckin' soon.