THE DINNER PARTY

        The dinner party was coming to an end. The guests were Jane, Jenny,

Louise, Lucy and John. The hostess was Lesley. They had been drinking

beer most of the evening, and had had a good meal of steak and chips with

bread rolls. The party was taking place in Lesley's kitchen, furnished in

vinyl and lino. They had just finished coffee and liqueurs when Louise

asked where the loo was. 'Oh shit,' Lesley said, 'I knew there was

something I meant to see to. I'm afraid the drains are blocked.' This was

bad news for the rest of the company too, since they were beginning to feel

that their bladders could do with emptying before long. 'What have *you*

been doing, then, Lesley?' Lucy asked. Lesley coughed embarrassedly and

glanced towards a red plastic bucket in the corner of the kitchen. Now

they were all pretty drunk and feeling horny enough, but none of them was

quite prepared for what came next. As cool as a cucumber, Louise got up,

walked over to the bucket, lifted her shortish denim skirt to expose her

mass of pubic hair, crouched down and started peeing into the bucket,

grinning up at the shocked but fascinated faces of the others round the

table. John started rubbing his quickly-growing erection and even Jenny

blatantly unzipped her jeans and put her hand in. When Louise had

finished, she wiped her crack on her napkin and threw it into the bucket,

then came back to the table. When she saw Jenny's hand in her jeans, she

said, 'Right dear, let's see how wet you are, then,' pulled out Jenny's

hand and put her own in, making Jenny squirm with pleasure. It was only a

matter of minutes before they were writing on the top of the table in a

69, wildly licking and sucking each other's cunts. When they came, Jenny

announced that she was needing a piss, and without further warning released

the contents of her bladder into Louise's eagerly-waiting mouth. Louise

didn't swallow it, but she let it flow all round her lips and down the

sides of her mouth to form a pool on the table beneath her. When Jenny had

finished she pulled on her jeans and looked rather guiltily at the others.

        But they had loved it. Jane had pulled her cords down and had one

hand in her own knickers and the other up Lesley's dress. Lesley in turn

had extracted John's cock from his trousers and was now sucking it

vigorously. Lucy, although turned on, was thinking more of her own

lavatorial requirements and wondering whether she dared do what whe needed

in public. After a while she decided on a compromise. She stood up on the

table and took off her skirt and tights. Then she stood facing the others,

slightly crouched, pulled her knickers aside at the crotch, and released a

stream of golden piss onto the table. The others stared at the piss

streaming out of Lucy's warm, open cunt. John was turned on so much that

he gave his hostess somthing warm and white to swallow in return for her

kind hospitality. But none of them was prepared for what came next. When

she had finished, but without wiping herself, Lucy let go of her knicker-

crotch and then turned round, still slightly crouched, so that the others

had a perfect view of her bum. After a second or two they heard a

squelching noise and watched a great bulge form in Lucy's panties as she

shat herself. Of course, by this time they were so far gone that this

turned them on even more, so that when she had finished and looked round

rather self-consciously, she saw nothing but lewd approval on the faces of

the others. She was still not sure how disgusting she should be, however.

Perhaps it would be better to take her knickers off and leave them in the

bucket. But having gone so far and having turned the others on, she

decided to go all the way. She put her skirt back on and sat down on the

chair she had been sitting on, feeling the shit squashing warmly under her.

        It was now John who, having come in Lesley's mouth, was bursting for a

piss. He knelt on the table facing the girls, and said to Lesley, 'Here's

something to wash your mouth out.' She giggled and opened her mouth to

receive the jet of piss which he directed at her. But he didn't stop

there. He pointed it at each woman in turn, making sure their faces, and

their mouths if they opened them, were streaming wet with his pee. Louise

leant forward and he squirted the last few drops into her waiting mouth

before she sucked him 'dry'.

        Lesley and Jane were now wanking each other off furiously and soon

they had a massive multiple climax. Jane was lying naked on the table in a

pool of piss, but Lesley was still wearing her dress. When they had come,

Lesley stood up, lifted her dress and crouched over Jane's still-open hole.

She parted her cunt lips and started pissing onto Jane's pubic hair,

letting it run down Jane's crack onto the table. Before she had finished

she stood up then crouched again over Jane's tits, facing away from Jane.

By this time it was no holds barred and she did a huge brown shit right

between Jane's tits. Lucy watched enviously, wishing she had been the

first to shit in public properly. But even she might have stopped short of

what Lesley did next, although she didn't really object to it. Lesley

asked her to get up onto the table and pull down her panties. A little

reluctantly, and aware of the smell she was making, Lucy climbed up, lifted

her skirt and stickily pulled her knickers down, exposing a rather messy

bum, to say the least. But Lesley was even more turned on and, picking up

the shit she had just done on Jane, she rammed it up Lucy's bum and pulled

Lucy's panties up for her. She then wiped her hand on a napkin, decided

it was still messy, pissed on it to clean it and got down off the table.

Lucy, now completely turned on, pulled her knickers aside at the front and

rammed an empty wine bottle up her hole. After  a little clitoral help from

Jane she came, then pulled her skirt back into place and sat down again.

        Jane was still lying on her back on the table with her legs wide open.

Having warned the others, she released a beautiful golden stream of piss

into the air. Perhaps it was because she had held out till last of all to

pee, or maybe she had a larger bladder than the others, but she must have

been lying there peeing for at least a minute. When she finished, the

others watched her arsehold expectantly, but she got up off the table,

pulled her tight black cords on over her soaking legs and sat down again.

The Dinner Party Part 2

     By this time they were all enjoying themselves

immensely. Their only worry was that they had now all

peed and it might be a while before they would need

again. But Lesley, who had hosted similar parties before,

was prepared for all eventualities. She fetched three

two-litre bottles of beer from her cellar and they

started drinking them. Then she went into her bedroom and

came back with some panties and bras for anyone who

wanted them, apologizing for the fact that she had

already worn them, and put a pair on herself. She also

brought a couple of towels for any of the girls who

wanted to dry themselves. At this point Lucy decided

enough was enough. The shit in her knickers was beginning

to ooze out and drop onto Lesley's floor and she was

extremely smelly. She asked Lesley if she could have a

shower. 'Of course, dear,' Lesley said, 'give us a minute

to get some beer down us then we'll come and watch you

while we're waiting for it to go through us.'

     So they spent the next fifteen minutes or so drinking

their way through as much of the beer as they could in

such a short time. They had already had quite a lot to

drink at dinner and by now they were getting pretty

drunk, especially Jenny, who was very giggly and kept

pressing her stomach, trying to make herself pee again.

When they had finished the beer, they went through to the

bathroom with Lucy and watched as she carefully stepped

out of her skirt, gradually peeled her knickers away from

her bum and dropped them on the floor. Lesley picked them

up, somehow managed to scrape some of the shit off into

the loo pan and promised Lucy she would wash them for

her. Suddenly Louise said, 'Just a minute, Lesley, I

thought you said the drains were blocked? How come Lucy

can have a shower, then?'

     Lesley looked very embarrassed and eventually admitted

that the <B>story</B> about the blocked drains was a complete

lie, invented to try to encourage the sort of situation

that eventually did arise. Fortunately for her everyone

was so pissed and enjoying themselves so much that no-one

minded. Lucy cleaned off the worst of the shit with some

loo roll and stepped into the shower, leaving the door

open so they could watch her as she soaped thoroughly

round her arsehole, washing away all the shit that was

still sticking to her. Suddenly she gave a gasp of

pleasure as Louise reached out and grabbed her crotch and

started rubbing. When she got out of the shower, she

suddenly found they all wanted a feel. She had never had

her private parts felt so much in her life. Louise and

Lesley had inserted a finger each into her cunt; Jane had

two fingers up her newly-scrubbed arsehole; John was

French kissing her and Jenny was sucking her nipples and

massaging her clitty. No-one actually put it into words,

but what they were effectively doing was congratulating

her on her filthy performance previously.

     When they were sure she was satisfied, they withdrew

and helped her dry off. Then they went back into the

living-room, where Lucy put on a pair of the panties

Lesley had brought, and had some more beer and some

cheese and crackers which Lesley produced from the

kitchen. They had split up into three pairs: Jenny (who

was giggling and telling everyone she would soon be

needing to go to the little girls' room, to which Lucy

replied that this *was* the little girls' room) was

sprawled with Lucy in a large vinyl armchair, while

Louise and Lesley had bagged the sofa. As soon as they

had come into the living-room, John had announced that he

wanted a fuck and had grabbed Jane, ripped off her black

cords (with some difficulty since they were still

sticking to her wet legs), flung her to the floor and

started shafting her vigorously. Jane was giving every

sign of loving every minute of it.

     Meanwhile, in the armchair, Lucy had started sucking

Jenny's nipples while Jenny went on pressing her stomach

and rubbing her crotch. Although usually considerate of

her partners' needs, she was so far gone by now and so

obsessed by the idea that she was about to piss that she

was not doing much for Lucy, although Lucy was just as

glad since she was still feeling slightly sensitive

between the legs after her experience in the bathroom.

But she was quite happy to pleasure Jenny, who seemed to

be enjoying it. Lucy's fingers moved down from caressing

the tit she wasn't sucking, to the zip of Jenny's jeans,

which she slowly undid and helped Jenny slide them off.

Then she slid two fingers into Jenny's extremely wet hole

and started moving them in and out vigorously, using her

thumb to rub Jenny's little button. Jenny moaned with

pleasure but then suddenly said, 'Wait, I'm needing a

pee! No, leave your fingers where they are. I wonder...'

With some surprise Lucy kept her fingers inside Jenny's

crack and watched as a thin jet of pee started spurting

from between Jenny's labia, wetting her fingers. Lucy was

amazed. She hadn't realized it was possible for a woman

to pee with anything up her fissure. She eased her

fingers out slightly and started rubbing the pee all over

Jenny as she was doing. Eventually Jenny dribbled to a

halt and collapsed in a fit of giggles as Lucy started

licking the piss from her crotch, letting Jenny suck her

dripping fingers.

     Meanwhile, Louise and Lesley were on the sofa. Louise

was lying flat out frigging herself with one hand and

squeezing one of Lesley's tits with the other. Lesley was

crouching over Louise's face letting Louise lick the

delicious juices that were streaming out of her crack.

Louise had the most incredibly long tongue and was moving

it agonizingly slowly towards Lesley's little clitty,

which had popped out of its hood and was clearly visible

to Louise, who was teasing Lesley by avoiding it

deliberately with her tongue. Eventually Lesley came and

watched with interest as Louise frigged herself to an

incredible orgasm accompanied by a lot of moaning and

gasping. When she had eventually finished she lay back on

the sofa in exhaustion and spent a few minutes catching

her breath. It was then that she realized she was needing

to go to the little girls' room again. Since Jenny had

peed while sitting in the armchair and their hostess had

made up the <B>story</B> about the drains being blocked in the

first place, Louise didn't think Lesley would mind if she

saved herself the trouble of going upstairs to the

toilet. She took Lesley's panties, which were still

dangling round one of Lesley's legs, and put them on.

Then she crouched over Lesley's crotch and started

wetting herself. The jet of golden piss rapidly found its

way through the thin cotton and streamed down between

Lesley's legs, eventually soaking into the sofa beneath

her. When Louise eventually trickled to a halt, Lesley

squeezed some of the remaining pee out of the sodden

material of her panties and rubbed it into her own cunt.

But Louise hadn't finished. She asked Lesley, 'How would

you like something more, dear?' with a strange inflection

in her voice. Lesley caught on immediately, grinned and

said, 'Mmm! Yes please!', so Louise, still wearing

Lesley's dripping knickers, crouched over Lesley's face

and started soiling herself. Lesley heard a slight

squelching noise and watched in excitement as a huge

bulge formed in Louise's knickers about half an inch

above her face. Almost immediately she caught a whiff of

the familiar aroma and started rubbing herself again.

When Louise had finished she looked at Lesley as if she

didn't know what to do next. But Lesley knew well enough.

'Take them off,' she ordered Louise. Louise did as she

was told. The shit had come away cleanly and she was able

to take them off in such a way that most of it remained

in them. Lesley then took them, put them on and

decisively sat down, squashing Louise's shit into her

arse. Louise gaped at her. 'You never cease to amaze me,

Lesley,' she said. Lesley looked innocent. 'Well, they

*are* my knickers, you know,' she said with mock

indignance. Louise then made the mistake of asking Lesley

for loo paper to wipe her bumhole on. 'Loo paper? We

don't need loo paper here, we've got plenty of tongues.

Turn over!' was Lesley's reaction. A little hesitantly,

Louise turned over and stuck her bottom in the air. She

needn't have hesitated: she almost came instantaneously

at the feeling of Lesley licking her soiled anus clean

for her, a task which Lesley didn't stint on, making sure

that Louise's bottom hole was completely clean inside

too.

     While all of this had been going on none of them had

been paying much attention to John and Jane, but they had

been enjoying themselves too. At the beginning Jane had

still been wearing her damp black cords, but John soon

ripped them off and started  shafting her. She let out an

audible gasp at the first shock but soon got used to the

rhythm and felt she was heading towards a massive climax

when John withdrew his cock and said, 'Right, other

hole'. Jane understood at once, rolled on top of John and

gradually let him slide his slippery prick into her

arsehole while his fingers worked overtime at her crotch.

     After a while John came and withdrew his dripping cock

from Jane's arsehole. Almost immediately he told her he

was bursting for a pee. Obligingly, having already had

two of her holes filled by him, she opened her mouth and

let him put about half the length of his cock in before

closing her lips round it. She almost choked as the pee

filled her mouth and came streaming out of the sides of

her lips and down onto her tits. She swallowed as much of

it as she could but it seemed that as well as coming in

huge quantities John could also piss in huge quantities.

Eventually the stream hitting the back of her mouth

lessened as John came to a halt. Gently releasing his

prick from her mouth, she smiled and exchanged a French

kiss with John. Much to his surprise, he got half a

mouthful of his own piss that Jane had kindly kept in

reserve for him.

     By this time it was extremely late and when Lesley

suggested bed no-one argued. Nevertheless, none of them

had any illusions that they would be going to sleep. They

all helped to carry the double bed from Lesley's spare

room into her large bedroom and placed it next to her own

double bed. She had obviously been planning this for some

time because both beds were fitted out with plastic

undersheets to save the mattresses.

     More or less by common consent it was decided that

Jenny, John and Lucy would go in one bed and Lesley, Jane

and Louise in the other, although they were so close

together that it might as well have been one huge bed.

Jenny took off her jeans, looked round and put on a pair

of the knickers that Lesley had brought earlier. Without

asking permission, she started rummaging through the

drawers in Lesley's bedroom and found herself a short

nightie, which she put on. John and Louise were both

naked and showed no signs of doing anything about it.

Louise was looking in admiration at John's cock, which

was erect yet again. Jane borrowed a sexy black nightie

from Lesley and Lucy kept her panties on. What perhaps

surprised them most was that Lesley, who was still

wearing the knickers that Louise had peed and shit in,

kept them on to go to bed. This obviously turned John on

even more, because as soon as they were in bed he stuck

one hand down the front of Lesley's sodden panties and

the other into Lucy's knickers. After a while Lesley

started squirming and said, 'Do you know something? I

think I might be needing a <B>wee</B>-<B>wee</B>. How inconvenient, the

loo's at the other end of the corridor.' Lucy immediately

replied, 'But Lesley, the drains are blocked, don't you

remember?' and grinned at her friend. Lesley grinned

back, not having thought of this, and said, 'Oh, yes, so

they are. Oh well... does anyone object to a spot of

bedwetting?' Five eager voices indicated they had no

objection at all to a spot of bedwetting. Lesley stood up

on the bed, throwing the duvet aside, pulled her damp

knickers aside at the crotch and crouched slightly. The

others watched in a state of high excitement as Lesley

held her lips slightly apart and a golden jet of piss

came streaming out of her cunt, splattering onto the

sheet underneath. John started rubbing his hard-on wildly

but Lucy grabbed it for him and he reciprocated with four

fingers in her hole. Eventually Lesley dribbled to a halt

and Lucy licked her dripping crack for her. Lesley let

her knicker-crotch go and lay down again in the pool of

her own piss and started licking John's bottom while Lucy

was sucking him off.

     Meanwhile, in the other bed there was a lot of

whispering and giggling going on. Jenny had whispered

something to Jane and Louise and they had giggled with

pleasure and excitement and they all now seemed to be

debating what to do. Eventually Lesley, in the other bed,

noticed this commotion and asked what was going on. After

a lot of prompting, Jenny told Lesley she was needing a

bigjob and would it be all right if she did it in the

bed?

     Lesley immediately reacted with enthusiasm to this

proposal, and suggested they should all watch. Lucy

stopped sucking John's cock and they all watched Jenny

enviously as she pulled the duvet aside, took her panties

off and crouched on the bed. First she let a little pee

out, then gave a little grunt and obviously tautened her

muscles. The others watched in delight as Jenny's

offering slowly started sliding out of her bottom. When

it eventually dropped away, Jane said, 'I thought you

were never going to stop!' Jenny just grinned and said,

'I think there's a little more to come!'. They kept

watching as she pushed another couple of little pieces of

shit out. Then she sat down on it. Although they had all

known that Jenny would not be planning to clear the shit

away before getting into bed again, they hadn't expected

it to be quite so sudden and two of the girls gave a

little gasp of pleasure. Jenny then rolled over onto her

front to show them the result.

     All hell broke loose in the bed. Louise and Jane

suddenly went crazy with excitement and started rubbing

Jenny's shit all over themselves and each other. Jane got

a handful and plastered Louise's tits with it, and Louise

stuck several fingers up Jenny's slippery arsehole. Jenny

herself had virtually the whole of her right hand in her

cunt and was rubbing her clitty with her left hand,

moaning with pleasure at the smell and feel of the shit

on the sheet beneath her.

     In the other bed, Lesley and Lucy were indulging in

some French kissing and clitty-tickling when John let out

a terrific fart and suggested he might like to soil the

bed too. Lesley and Lucy looked at each other and

giggled. John remained lying flat but bent his knees and

opened his legs wide - so wide that Lucy started licking

his arsehole for him. She got a couple more farts right

in her face before the tip of his shit appeared and she

withdrew so that Lesley could watch as well. The shit

slowly curled out of John's hairy arsehole onto the white

sheet. Like Jenny's, it was enormous - John explained

that he hadn't been since the previous morning - and very

smelly. When he had finished, Lesley, whose panties were

still full of Louise's shit, picked it up from the sheet

and shoved it down the front of her own knickers. The

other two gaped for a minute as Lesley squeezed her legs

round it and pulled the front of her knickers open to

show them the result. John's hard-on got even bigger at

this, helped by the fact that Lucy was licking his

arsehole clean for him. After a little while he grabbed

her and started fucking her for all he was worth while

Lesley licked his balls and fingered herself. Before long

John and Lucy came with lots of moans and shrieks. John

was about to withdraw his cock, although it was still

quite rigid, when Lucy said she was needing a pee and

would like to try to do it with him inside her. After a

lot of straining and concentration on her part, a thin

jet of pee spurted out of her piss hole but soon she had

to give up and ask John to pull his cock out of her.

Almost as soon as he did, a proper jet of pee started

flowing from between Lucy's legs and she crouched over

Lesley's shit-covered genitals to do it. Despite the

shit, Lesley had a hand in her panties and was

frantically frigging herself, eventually coming to a

massive climax.

     In the other bed, Jenny had obviously been doing some

thinking. 'Jane,' she said, 'you're the only one of us

who hasn't done a bigjob yet. You didn't go before you

came to the party, did you?' Jane answered that she

hadn't been since the night before and reassured Jenny

that she would soon be ready to make a contribution to

their bed. And indeed, before much longer she announced

she was ready to wet and soil the bed. Louise begged her

to pee in her mouth, so Jane lifted her nightie slightly,

crouched over Louise's mouth and started filling it with

her warm golden jets. All three of them were still

plastered with Jenny's shit and  some of it had found its

way into Jane's pubic hair. When Jane's piss eventually

petered out and Louise had swallowed it all, they knew

the serious business was about to begin. Jane moved down

the bed slighly so that she was now crouching over

Louise's large boobs, which had already received their

fair share of Jenny's bigjob. But they weren't prepared

for what came next, although Jane had had a good idea.

Suddenly Jane deposited a large quantity of diahorrea on

Louise's tits, which immediately began streaming down

onto the sheet. The liquid shit seemed to stream out of

Jane's anus forever and the girls and John in the other

bed looked across with great interest. When Jane

eventually sputtered to a halt she looked at Louise

slightly shamefacedly. 'Should I have warned you?' she

asked. Louise grinned, as well she might from the

sensations she was getting from fingering herself, and

told Jane the surprise had been wonderful. Lesley,

dropping bits of shit out of the sides of her panties,

crawled over into their bed and rubbed her boobs against

Louise's while Jenny licked Jane's bottom for her.

     By now they realized they were spent. They had all come

so much they were exhausted, and they knew that their

bladders and bottoms had been emptied for the night. They

went to sleep in beds sodden with piss and soiled with

shit of both the solid and liquid varieties, all

acknowledging that the best thing about Lesley's sort of

dinner party was the social intercourse with the hostess

not only while they were eating and drinking, but also

while they were relieving themselves afterwards. All went

to sleep happy, fulfilled and ready for the morrow.

Because, of course, there was breakfast to look forward

to...