Cycle Pump Abuse!


Ever since I was a small kid I have enjoyed getting naked outside. The weather in the UK means that there are few opportunities, but when the sun shines I like to make the most of it. A couple of years back I decided to take my bike out through the woods in Surrey. It was a beautiful summer day and after a hard ride out into the woods I decided to take a break in the sun, finding a grassy clearing in the woods well off the track, and stretched out in the sun. It wasn't long before the warmth began to work through my body and I started to rub my dick through my cycle shorts.

I looked around to check I was on my own before slipping off my t-shirt and cycle shorts, laying back to enjoy the feeling of the warm sun on my naked body. I lay there on the grass stroking my 8" dick slowly as it stiffened in my hand, shutting my eyes as I wanked slowly in the summer sun. As I got more aroused I licked my left index finger and slipped it into my anus, then, as I got closer to orgasm I wanted more anal stimulation and, in a flash or inspiration, I remembered the cycle pump on my bike. I grabbed the pump and crouched over it, lowering myself slowly onto the 24 inch makeshift metal but plug. The cold metal filling my colon had the desired effect and I came pretty quickly, hot spurts of cum splashing over my chest, dick, hands and thighs.

As I was relaxing back into a post orgasmic glow I heard someone say 'good show' and give me a round of applause.

SHIT! I jumped up, the cycle pump still hanging from my arse, trying in vain to cover myself. I turned around to see a couple standing next to their bikes watching me from the edge of the clearing. She was tall, about 5'10", with a great figure, her long tanned legs reached up into a pair of tight blue lycra cycling shorts. The sleeveless t-shirt she was wearing hung loosely over her small breasts, her nipples visible as they pushed against the material. Her partner was about 6 foot tall, dark haired with a muscular body. He was smiling broadly at my predicament.

'Fuck, erhh, Sorry' I mumbled as I looked frantically around for my clothes.

'Hey don't worry about it' she said, 'we where only looking for a place to fuck in the sun ourselves!'

I was still stumbling around with the pump in my arse mumbling apologies.

'Let me help' she said, putting down her bike and moving towards me. I was frozen to the spot as she walked up, trailed her hand up my chest to my shoulder before gently pushing me forward. she moved behind me and I felt the pump move in my arse as she grabbed hold of it. She slowly pushed it right up my arse before gently pulling it out. Holding in her hand like the Olympic torch she sniffed the end.

'Mmm' she said bringing the end of the pump to her mouth and licking it gently, 'Still warm'.

She sat on the grass and began to rub the pump up and down her pussy through the material of her shorts. She was obviously getting pretty horny as the material against her cunt started to turn dark blue, soaked with her juices.

Worried about the reaction of her partner I looked around to him. I was reassured to find him with his shorts around his ankles and his hands wrapped around his huge 10" dick. He gave ma a wink and walked over to his girlfriend.

Still masturbating with the pump through her shorts she leant forward and started to lick and suck his dick. 

Watching from the sidelines I was soon hard again and started to stroke myself. 

'You better get over here and help Sue out!', her boyfriend directed, 'She loves to have her cunt licked and there's no way I can do it from up here!'.

Not needing much encouragement I knelt in front of Sue and pressed my face against her crouch drinking in the sweet smell of her pussy as I nuzzled her cunt through the material of her shorts. She lifted her arse slightly to allow me to pull off her shorts and continued to rub herself with the pump as I licked and probed her pussy with my tongue. 

The smell of her pussy, combined with the scent of my shit still on the pump was like nothing I had experienced before. I was licking her juices, and at the same time tasting my own shit off the end of the pump as she rubbed up and down her slit.

I grabbed the pump and slid it into her pussy, licking her clit as I fucked her with the metal dildo. Her breath shortened her body stiffened as an orgasm ripped through her. At the same time her boyfriend groaned as he approached orgasm. I watched as he pumped his dick into her mouth and I saw her swallow as his load shot down her throat.

We all lay back in the sun panting. Sue took off her t-shirt and began to play with her tits.

'Do you often fuck your arse with a bicycle pump?' she asked.

'Not always, sometimes I use other stuff!'

'Have you ever been fucked by a man?'

'No' I replied, slightly shocked.

'But you've thought about it?'

'Yes', I admitted.

Then she came out with it, 'I want to watch Dave fuck you'.

'Sorry?'

'You heard'.

I looked at Dave, who looked from me to Sue.

'I know Dave wants to fuck a man, we have talked about it many times', she said, 'we saw a photo on the net of a woman being fucked by a man being fucked by another man - a daisy chain I guess'.

My mind was running overtime. I had never been fucked up the arse but had also fantasized about it. I certainly did not find Dave attractive sexually, but the thought of his huge warm dick in my arse was a turn on - just to feel what it would be like.

'OK' I heard myself say.

Sue looked at Dave.

'OK, but you need to get things going Sue!'

Sue leaned over and kissed me on he lips, I got a taste of Dave's cum as she whispered 'Thanks'.

She pushed me over so I was kneeling on the grass and buried her head in my arse crack. She began licking my balls and probing my arsehole with her tongue. My cock began to stiffen as she worked on me. At the same time she had hold of Dave's dick and was wanking him hard.

'I want you to fuck me first' she said and positioned herself on all fours. I slowly pushed my dick into her pussy, feeling her warmth envelope my length. I began to pump her hard, and as I did I slipped a finger into her little arsehole. Sue began to moan as I inserted another finger, then, I grabbed the pump and having licked it slipped it slowly into her arse until at least 7" was buried.

'FUCK MY ARSE!' she screamed as I worked the pump.

Needing no more encouragement I pulled my dick out of her pussy and positioned it over her arse. Pushing hard against her tight sphincter my the head of my dick slipped into her tight hole. As I buried my dick in her arse I felt Dave's finger slip into my dirt hole.

He fucked me with one finger, then two, then I felt the now warm pump slip back in arse.

Then it came. Dave took the pump out of my arse. He spat on my hole. I felt the hard warmth of his dick pushing against my arse. I buried my dick deep into Sue and leant forward over her to give Dave more room.

'Talk to me', Sue pleaded.

'His dick is against my hole' I said.

' Keep talking, tell me what is happening'

'He is pushing hard. I can feel the tip of his dick pushing me open'.

'FUCK' I screamed. Suddenly my hole gave way and the tip of Dave's hot dick was in my arse. It was totally different from anything else I had felt up there. It was hot, hard yet somehow felt soft.

'He is in me' I told Sue, 'He is pushing his dick in, I can feel him pushing into my body.

'Is it good' she asked

'Fuck yesssss'.

Dave started to move in and out of my arse. I became more lubricated as he moved in and out and with each stroke he penetrated me deeper.

I picked up his rhythm and began to pump Sue's arse with my dick. Dave was so deep in me it felt like he was fucking Sue through me. It was not easy to fuck this way but I was so turned on I could not hold back much longer.

'I'm cumming' I moaned. Sue's body shuddered with an orgasm as I pumped my seed into her arse.

As soon as I was spent she pulled away.

'I want to watch this' she panted and moved around behind me.

I felt her hands pull my arse cheeks apart as Dave pushed further and harder into my arse. He built up a rhythm as Sue whispered encouragement to us.

'Here goes' he shouted.

I felt his hot sperm hit the walls of my colon. The warm liquid just kept pumping into me. Dave was filling me with his semen. 

'Yes! fuck him! fill him!' Sue was yelling.

As Dave pumped his last drops into me Sue said, 'Dave I want to eat your cum from his arse'.

Dave pulled out, leaving my red arse still gaping. Sue positioned herself under me.

'Now shit!' she commanded, 'Shit his sperm into my mouth'.

I could not believe how depraved she was!

I strained and felt the dribble of Dave's cum as it ran out of my arse, a little dripping down my balls. I felt Sue lick it up.

Dave was hard again and began to fuck Sue's cunt as she licked my arse.

'Push harder!' she screamed. I strained and felt my muscles push out more of Dave's sperm. There was a small fart as some air was released and I could see Sue's face between my legs splashed with cum, stained slightly brown with my shit.

'Keep going' she commanded. I pushed harder and more sperm kept coming, she was lapping up every last drop of Dave's shit stained cum. I kept pushing and the last of Dave's cum was pushed out by an emerging turd. 'Fuck yes' Sue shouted as she collected my turd on her fingers and tasted it.

Dave was fucking her like a train and as she licked my shit off her fingers she screamed and an orgasm ripped through her.

We all collapsed on the grass panting.

'Look at me', Sue said, her face covered in sperm and shit. What i need is a shower!

With that Dave stood over her and began to piss.

After the depraved activities of the past hour I had was on some kind of constant near orgasmic high.

Sue was kneeling with her head back. Dave was pissing over her face the urine pouring off her face, down her neck, between her tits and forming a puddle beneath her. Sue was opening her mouth to catch his piss, using her fingers to wipe his sperm and my shit off her face into her mouth. I began to piss too, directing my stream over her face too. Sue pulled me towards her and took my flaccid dick into her mouth, drinking my piss like it was Coke.

When we had no more piss to give Sue made us both lie on the grass. First she crouched over me. I had never been pissed on, or even thought that it could be fun, but the events of the afternoon had got to me and I lay there with my mouth open. First there was a small spurt of hot liquid that hit me in the face making me shut my eyes, then Sue started a steady stream. Some of her piss went in my mouth, I gagged at first, but then the taste was so unusual I swallowed some and enjoyed the sensation. Sue moved over my body, directing her piss over my chest and dick, before pissing in my mouth again. 

Next she moved over and sat on Dave's face. I could see his tongue probing her anus, then i caught a glimpse of brown between them and realized that Sue was shitting in his mouth. She moved away slightly with a turd hanging just over his mouth. With a look of pure joy Dave licked the turd before opening his mouth and biting it off. He swallowed then opened his mouth for more. I realized that as well as Sue's shit he was eating my sperm, to my surprise my dick began to stiffen with the thought.

Sue beckoned me over and pulled my face towards hers. She gave me a deep french kiss and as our tongues entwined I could taste the strange combination of cum, shit and piss.

Sue pulled away and, between straining as she shit into her boyfriends mouth she said, 'Have you enjoyed your time with us?'

'Yes'

'Well then come back to our farm for the weekend'.

What the hell I thought and said 'Yes!,