From: nogarder@ix.netcom.com(*** ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories Subject: My Twin Brother MMF, oral) Date: 26 Apr 1996 16:54:26 GMT My Twin Brother My identical twin brother David and I have always had fun fooling people, from confusing our grade school teachers to going out with each other's girlfriends and seeing if they noticed. After college, we went our separate ways: he to LA as an accountant, me to DC as a computer programmer. We hadn't had an opportunity to see each other in the last three years, until David came to DC on business last spring. He finished his business on Friday, and didn't need to be back until the following Tuesday, so he stayed at my place for the weekend. We decided to go out to my favorite oldies bar in the District. As I was getting dressed, David noticed I had two sweaters with the same design, just differing in color. He suggested we played our "roundabout" game, where one of us would stay out of sight while the other started a conversation with a woman, then excuse himself and have the other come back and resume the conversation. The victim always developed a confused look, as our clothes seemed to change color all evening. We'd keep switching all night until she finally caught on. I shaved off my moustache to look like him, and then we set off for the evening. We flipped a coin to decide who'd start, and David won. He located a thirty-ish blonde sitting alone at the bar and sat down near her, while I waited in the darkness by the band's control booth. David approached her and started a conversation. After about twenty minutes, he was still talking and I was started to get a bit ticked off. Finally, he got up and headed toward the bathroom, which was my cue. I waited a minute, then casually sat down in David's seat. She turned and smiled, then asked where the cigarettes were I went to get. (About the only difference between my brother and I was that he smoked and I didn't.) Thinking quickly, I said the machine had been broken. She accepted this, then took a sip of her drink. She crossed her legs, which made her black mini-skirt rise up her legs. This is when I first realized what a knockout she was. The band then started playing their rendition of "Auld Lang Syne". She exclaimed that that was her favorite song, and insisted we dance. (Like I was going to say, "No.") On the dance floor, we immediately held each other close, not giving us much of a chance to talk. She was about 5 inches shorter than me, so my face was next to her hair. Her hair had a fragrant aroma, and something about started to get me excited. Embarrassingly I realized I was getting a hard-on fast, and it was pressed right against her stomach. I leaned back a bit to look down at her face. She looked up at me an smiled sensuously. Then she slid her hands down my back, hooked her thumbs in my back pockets, and rested her hands on my ass. A shiver ran through my body, as I realized where this evening could lead. The song ended, and she held my hand and led me back to our seats. There she asked the bartender for her purse, then leaned over and whispered, "Let's go back to my place." My eyes nearly popped out at that, but I quickly composed myself and assented. We started toward the exit when I saw my brother standing by the control booth like I had. He immediately knew where we were going, and he was none too pleased. We had a rule to our roundabout games: no going all the way with a mark. That would be rude. I was severely disappointed when I realized I'd have to dump this woman. But David acted first, walking into the aisle in front of us. "Hi, there," he said sarcastically. This time, it was her turn to be surprised. She realized that David was the one she'd talked to initially. I was afraid she'd be extremely pissed off and make a scene. She looked at both our sweaters, and realized we'd been in on this together. She started laughing, much to my relief. "You two!" she gasped between laughing spasms. Finally, she recovered enough to talk. She got a real coy look on her face, then said to both of us, "You guys oughtta be punished for such a naughty trick." She then walked to the exit, looked back, then walked back to us and grabbed a belt loop on each of our pants. "C'mon, guys! Can't you take a hint?" she said as she started tugging us out of the club. She only lived about two block up the hill from the club. On the way there, she kept a hand on both our butts. David and I kept giving each other raised-eyebrow looks all the way there. She explained she shared the house with two other girls, but that they were out of town for the weekend, so we'd have the place to ourselves. We got inside, and she invited us to sit while she went upstairs to get into something "more comfortable." While she was away, David and I just sat there staring amazedly at each other as we were both speechless. "Oh guys," she cooed, snapping us out of out catatonic states. We looked over to the staircase, and there she stood on the first step. She'd put on a black terrycloth bathrobe that went down to just above her knees. Also, she had on white stockings, probably held up with a garter belt. Her hair she had relaxed, draped seductively across her shoulders. David and I rose together, as if we were controlled by a single mind. As we approached the staircase, I joked, "I'll take left; you take right." She giggled at that. We stopped just in front of her. We both reached out and took hold of one side of the bow holding her robe closed. Gently we pulled the knot out, letting her robe fall back. She did indeed have her stockings held with garters. She had almost-transparent lace panties on, suggesting the outline of her pubic mound. She wore no bra, as she had little breasts. She had eraser nipples which seemed to point right at us. The added height of the step made her a little taller than my brother and I, and just perfect for us to lean over and start sucking on her nipples. She wiggled a little to expose her body a little more. She grabbed our heads and pressed us hard against her bosom. I gently gnawed her nipple with my teeth. At that, she gasped audibly. I looked right to see how David was doing. He was working on "his side" while caressing her belly. She grabbed his hand and planted it firmly on her panties. He then started kissing his way down to where his hand had landed. When she realized where he was headed, she sat back on the stairway. David got on his knees and leaned on the step in front of her. He pulled aside the crotch of her panties and started tonguing her like a cat drinking milk. Then she noticed I was in no position to work on her. She motioned for me to remove my jeans. I then climbed up the stair to straddle over her and my brother. She reached up and began massaging my dick through my bikini briefs. I knelt down over her chest, and she slipped my dick out through one of the leg holes. She began lightly kissing my balls, then took them one at a time in and out of her mouth. The feeling was intense! She started kissing and nibbling up the shaft of my penis, concentrating at the base of the head. Finally, she let the whole of my dick into her mouth. Her tongue was doing wonderful swirling motions over it. My brother redoubled his effort below. As her excitement grew, she moaned as best she could with my dick in the way. Each of her moans sent vibrations through my dick, causing me to get a little dizzy. I steadied myself on the handrail, and concentrated on not shooting off too soon. She started a constant moan, as my brother was bringing her to the brink. I pulled out of her mouth, and immediately she began to scream with ecstasy. I scooted up the stairway and watch David finish her off. She kicked up her feet and wrapped them around David's head. I reached down and started kneading and pinching her nipples. That must have been the last straw, as she began screaming at the top of her lungs, "YES! OH YES! OHHHH... " She went completely limp on the staircase as David lapped up the last bit of her juices. I looked down at her, then at my brother. "Good job, Kimosabe!" I said, and extend my right hand. We then gave our secret handshake from when we were kids. She saw this, then matter-of-factly stated, "You boys aren't done yet, you know." She then got slowly up from the stair, re- adjusted her panties, closed her robe, and started upstairs. We quickly followed, not knowing what more to expect.