From: rdragon@ix.netcom.com(***)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
Subject: Locker Room Lust (MMFFFFF, orgy) 
Date: 16 Oct 1996 15:07:22 GMT

			   Locker Room Lust

	Last Friday, something happened to me that I feel I must share
with you and your readers. I am a graduate student at an Ivy League
school, and with the workload that entails, I don't usually have the
time to go looking for much adventure. But, this time adventure found
me.

	My friend Mike and I had just finished playing squash at the
gym, and while we were showering we were discussing whether we should
head back to our office and work on our already-overdue assignments,
or whether we should hit the grad center for a quick beer. It was only
about 9:00, but since it was a Friday, the gym was practically
deserted.

	As we were toweling off and starting to get dressed, we heard
female voices drifting over the tops of the lockers, from the
direction of the door. I figured that it was just some girls walking
past on their way to the pool, and thought nothing of it. We continued
talking and dressing, until a couple minutes later, we heard hushed
female voices and giggles, which sounded like they were right in the
next aisle.

	We looked at each other, and he gestured for me to be quiet.
We both knew what we were thinking, and we quietly crept around the
end of the lockers to see a group of five girls standing there, all
but one in some state of undress, whispering to each other. From their
sweatshirts, we could tell that they were all pledges from Tri-Delt,
known on campus as the "Look But Don't Touch" sorority.

	We quickly ducked back out of site, and hurriedly discussed
the situation. "What do we do?" I asked. Mike's answer was simple and
to the point: "We fuck some babes!" And these girls were babes all
right. We quickly pulled our clothes back off, wrapped towels around
our waists, and headed for the next aisle, where we could still hear
the girls.

	As we rounded the corner, we were greeted by five muffled
screams, as we feigned surprise ourselves. Let me describe what we saw
before us:

	As I've mentioned, there were five women there, all extremely
hot. At this point, three of them were completely naked, two of them
holding swimsuits and the third bending over to pull one out of her
gym bag, giving me a double eyeful of one of the hottest, roundest
asses I've ever seen. Of the naked girls, there was a brunette, about
5'5", with a lean, taut figure, small round breasts, a matching small
round ass, and legs that seemed to go on forever. The other one
holding her swimsuit was a very tall blonde, probably close to six
feet tall, with her hair in a single long braid. At a quick guess, I'd
say she went maybe 38-23-35, with large nipples that were already
hardening. The girl bending over was also a blond, of medium height,
who had also put her hair in a braid for swimming.

	I stood there with my eyes glued to her ass, until she
straightened up and stared straight back at me. She could have been a
sister to the first blonde; she had the same large breasts and slim
waist, but her ass was slightly meatier, curving in a full, sensual
arc before merging with her smooth, deeply tanned thighs. What amazed
me most was that her pussy was shaved absolutely bare! I'd never met a
shaved pussy in person before, but hers was simply gorgeous, and my
mouth started watering.

	The fourth girl, who was down to a sheer bra and bikini
panties, had an exotic, slightly Asian look about her. She had
slightly olive skin, dark brown hair, and the deepest, darkest eyes
I've ever seen. She stood about 5'7", and, like her friends, had long,
gorgeous legs, which ran all the way up to a full, creamy ass and
broad hips. The thing about her that instantly captured my attention,
and held it, was her tits. Although she still wore her bra, it seemed
to be begging for mercy as her breasts tried to sneak out around the
edges. She was easily 44 inches in the bust, with perfectly symmetric
breasts that tipped up invitingly at the nipples. I wondered if Mike
would want her for himself, or whether he'd be a sport and let me have
her.

	The last girl, who was still fully dressed and looking rather
petrified, wasn't the most beautiful, but because of my tastes, I
found her the most appealing. She was a little redhead (hair braided
like the others), barely topping five feet, with an adorable upturned
nose and big green eyes. She was wearing a rather shapeless warmup
suit, but I could tell I wouldn't be disappointed if she took it off.
She clearly wore no bra, and although she wasn't as large as a couple
of the other girls, on a girl her size her breasts were nothing short
of spectacular. I couldn't see much of her legs or ass, but I got the
impression that they packed enough muscle to really set a bed
bouncing.

	To be fair, I should describe Mike and myself. He's Chinese,
with dark hair and eyes, while I'm a rather dark-complected WASP with
brown hair and hazel eyes. We're both about 5'10", slim, but in good
physical condition; not at all the stereotypical computer dweebs. And
of course, considering the scene we were witnessing, we both had
good-sized erections hoisting our towels.

	For a few seconds, we all just stood there, staring at each
other, not saying a word. Then the tallest blonde whispered under her
breath, "Shit. We're fucked now." Little did she know how true those
words would become! It was time to put our plan into action. "You
know," I said, "you girls could get into a whole lot of trouble for
being in here. Don't try to tell us it was an accident, either."

	"Are you going to tell anyone?" the blonde asked, turning her
torso so that her breasts swayed back and forth. The effect was
mesmerizing, and I felt myself stepping toward her, drawn like a snake
to a charmer.

	"Well, we're pretty ethical guys," Mike said, picking up the
plan where I'd dropped it. "But, since you probably don't make a habit
of this sort of thing, we're willing to let it slide. Provided you
give us a reason to trust you, of course."

	As he was saying this, Shaved-Pussy had sat down on a bench
immediately in front of him, and had started tugging at his towel.
Mike didn't mind, I don't think, but the Asian girl did. She caught
her friend's hand and pulled it away from Mike, and murmured something
that sounded like, "Not so fast, Karen. We only get to do this once!"
To which Karen replied, "That's right, Sindra. Only once, and I want
to get started as soon as possible." At that, Mike and I exchanged
glances; we were beginning to get the impression that there was more
here than met the eye, if that were at all possible.

	Sindra paused for a second, thinking about that, and then
seemed to make up her mind in agreement with Karen. She stepped over
the bench and stood directly in front of me, and raised her hands to
the catch of her bra. I held my breath, and then she unclasped it and
let it slide back off of her arms. I almost went into shock, but I
managed to keep cool.

	She stepped forward again, so that her small, hard nipples
were brushing against my chest. "I can tell you like my tits," she
said, and pulled me down to kiss me on the mouth. "What do you think
of my ass?" she asked, bending over and bracing her hands on the
bench. "Beautiful," I said, and started running my hand over her ass
and thighs. Sensing no resistance, I slipped my fingers inside the
waistband of her nearly-transparent panties and slid them down to her
ankles, leaving a trail of kisses from her waist across her ass and
down to the backs of her knees.

	She stepped out of her panties, and turned around to face me
again. Of course, I was still kneeling, so I was right at eye-level
with her thickly furred pussy. Not being one to let opportunity pass
by, I quickly slid my tongue across her plump vaginal lips, and gave a
quick nibble before standing up. It was her turn to get on her knees,
as she pulled my towel off to reveal a throbbing hard-on. She licked
her lips quickly and then popped the head of it in her mouth. Now, I
don't claim to be huge, but I generally prove to be much more than a
mouthful for the girls who've blown me in the past. Sindra surprised
me, though, as she easily slid the whole thing down her throat,
sending me straight to heaven.

	As she slid to her knees, I could see what was going on behind
her. Mike, or one of the girls with him, had pulled the curtains
closed at the end of the aisle (I'd always wondered what those were
for), and they had him lying down at the far end of the bench. Karen
was straddling his face, and he was eagerly sucking away at her
gorgeous bald cunt, while she stroked her breasts and pinched her
nipples. The other blonde was kneeling at the end of the bench,
leaning over Mike and alternately sucking his cock and rubbing it up
and down between her tits. From the way they glistened, I could tell
that Mike had already gotten his hungry mouth on those big, stiff
nipples.

	While not nearly as large as Sindra's enormous pair, they were
easily large enough to engulf Mike's cock. She wasn't quite as adept
in her oral technique as Sindra, and she couldn't deep-throat him, but
she was eagerly licking up and down his shaft and slurping his balls
in and out of her mouth. Karen was starting to shake, and she turned
her head to moan to the other blonde, "Gina, you've gotta feel this!

	After I come, let's switch places and he can eat your pussy,
too!" And without a moment's delay, she began to come. The brunette,
who had been standing by and gently stroking herself, quickly stepped
in and grabbed Karen, smothering the blonde's yelps against her own
smallish breasts. Before she had finished coming, Karen already had
started sucking eagerly at her friend's tits, causing her to join in
the general panting and muffled gasps. "Oh, Lauren, thanks," said
Karen, "the last thing we need is for someone to hear me screaming in
here."

	"My pleasure," said Lauren, the brunette. "You know I love the
way you suck my tits! Ooh yes, nice and hard, like that! Oh, yeah, use
your teeth!"

	While this was going on, I looked over in the other direction,
where the sweet-faced redhead had withdrawn against one of the
lockers. I could see a mixture of fear and desire in her face, with
desire quickly gaining the lead. She was staring at Sindra, who was
still pumping my cock in and out of her amazing mouth, her equally
amazing tits swinging in perfect unison. She finally noticed me
looking at her, and quickly looked away, only to find herself staring
straight at the fabulous foursome of Mike, Gina, Karen, and Lauren. I
couldn't help but grin as she unconsciously started to slide one tiny
hand into the waistband of her warmup pants and started delicately
fingering herself.

	Then I heard Gina say, "Karen, Lauren, can we switch now? If
he's that good, you can't be the only one who gets eaten. Lauren,
you've gotta try this cock!" The three girls started to arrange
themselves, when Mike quickly sat up.

	"No offense intended," he said, "but if you don't want me to
blow my load right now, you'd better let me take a breather!"
Realizing he was right, I gently pried Sindra's lips off of my prick,
which was throbbing and ready to explode.

	The girls seemed to agree; I guess they wanted to make this
last a little while, too. We all sat down on the benches, gently
fondling each other. I had Gina on my left and Karen on my right, like
a matched pair of voluptuous blonde bookends, and I gently slid a
finger into Karen's dripping snatch, as she sighed and spread her legs
further. It's times like this, I thought, that make me wish I was
ambidextrous.

	"So," I said, "this obviously wasn't an accident. You mind
telling us what you're doing here? I mean, everyone knows Tri-Delts
don't put out for *anybody*, and here you are messing with two
complete strangers. I mean, everyone's heard the rumors."

	"What rumors are those?" asked Gina, dipping toward my hard-on
and giving it a quick slurp.

	Mike pulled himself away from Lauren's breasts and said, "You
know. That Tri-Delts have to be virgins to pledge, and stay celibate
as long as they're sisters. Some people say you're all lesbians."

	A sweet voice from behind me said, "Well, the reason we're
here tonight is because it's a pledge prank. This is Hell week for us,
and the sisters told us to meet them here for a swim. When they met us
out front, they told us we wouldn't be allowed in the women's locker
room tonight. I felt pretty smart, since I had my suit under my
sweats, but when they found that out, they made me come into the
women's locker room and take it off, so I'd have to come in here to
put it back on. I guess they weren't planning on really swimming after
all."

	I didn't want to interrupt, for fear that she'd stop talking.
Her voice was a perfect fit to her appearance, a barely-hidden aura of
powerful sensuality behind a thin veil of innocence. If I don't get a
piece of her tonight, I thought, I'll swear off women until I do.

	She showed no sign of continuing, until Mike said, "So, what
about the rest of it? And what's your name, anyway?"

	I heard her move away from the locker, and then she walked
around the end of the bench to stand in front of us all. I kept
absently fondling Gina and Karen, but I couldn't take my eyes off the
redhead. Even with her clothes on, my dick was straining toward her
like a dowsing rod, seeking all her deep, moist places.

	She was trying to look at Mike, but I could see that she was
trying to watch what we were all doing to each other at the same time.
"I'm Shauna," she said, "and before you ask, of *course* I'm Irish.
Now, I really shouldn't tell you any of this, but since you've already
promised once to keep quiet, I guess we can trust you. Right?" The
other girls nodded, mumbled, and murmured agreement, as best as they
could from their current positions. "Well, the rumors aren't
completely wrong. We don't have to be virgins, although all new
pledges are given a thorough `oral exam' by the sisters, so we all
know who is and who isn't. And we don't have to be celibate, we just
can't have sex with anyone outside the sorority. And before you say
it, no, we're not *all* lesbians. We're just all real horny, and
after too long without a good stiff prick, your sisters can start
looking really good. The house is a lot like an all-girl sex-club, and
initiations like this are so we can prove that we're hot enough to
keep up."

	"Yes, except you had to turn into the bashful baby tonight,"
Sindra teased. "I guess you'll just have to live with the next four
years knowing what a great helping of cock you missed."

	Shauna flushed bright red at that, and said, "Bashful? Would a
`bashful baby' do this?" Suddenly, in three quick movements, she
slipped off her sweatpants, pulled off her top, and swung one leg
around my waist, so that she was sitting on my lap facing me, my cock
squeezed tight against the rose-petal lips of her slit.

	Strangely enough, the first thing I noticed was that her flush
went all the way down her neck and across the tops of her breasts. The
second thing I noticed was what amazing breasts they were! As I'd
suspected, they weren't as big as Sindra's or Gina's, but a five-foot
babe with 36" boobs is a sight to behold, especially when they're so
perfectly shaped. Her pussy wasn't shaved, like Karen's, but it had
been neatly trimmed, so that no hair would get in my mouth when I ate
her. And I was determined that I would. Being as small as she was,
when she sat on my lap her face was even with mine, and she crushed
her mouth against mine, driving her tongue deep into my mouth.
Redheads are supposed to be fiery, but I'd never imagined how strong
that passion could be when it was used for sex!

	By now she had both of those strong, shapely little legs
wrapped tight around my waist, and she was thrusting back and forth,
rubbing her clit on the underside of my dick, while she gently
caressed the head with one hand. I was struck by the thought that I'd
love to have her jerk me off like that: her hand couldn't even fit
around my shaft, but with her wet, thrusting pussy helping out, I
thought it'd be great to blow a fountain all over her tits. But not
yet, not for as long as possible. I could hear her pledge-sisters
encouraging her, saying, "Go for it, girl!" and "Pump that man up!"
and "Hey, don't finish him right away!" Fortunately, the five minutes
rest I'd had while we were talking had allowed me to get myself back
under control.

	Shauna's attack seemed to have been the bell for round two.
Since I was quite busy at the moment, Gina and Sindra pushed Mike back
down into his former spot on the bench. Gina, who still hadn't gotten
her pussy sucked, swung right into place over his eager mouth. Sindra
was apparently the oral fiend of the group, and she quickly settled
herself so that she could suck him off as she'd been doing to me.

	Mike's dick isn't quite as thick as mine, but it's a little
longer, and Sindra seemed to take it as a challenge to her "sword-
swallowing" abilities. Not one to leave a good hole unfilled, Mike
reached out from underneath Gina and rammed three fingers into
Sindra's snatch. I don't know how he could keep his concentration,
with what the three of them were doing to each other, but not one of
them missed a beat.

	Karen and Lauren, although they were temporarily left without
men, didn't seem too disappointed. Lauren took a couple of towels and
laid them out on the floor, and then lay down on her back on them.
"Karen, baby," she said, "how about a little sisterly sixty-nine?"
Karen's only reply was to climb on top or Lauren's lean frame and bury
her gorgeous face in Lauren's equally gorgeous crotch.

	Apparently everyone loves Karen's shaved snatch as much as I
did, because from where I sat I could see Lauren eagerly sucking and
nibbling at her clit, while Karen's thick juices ran over her cheeks
and chin. The two of them were noisily gobbling away at each other,
and had just gotten into the bucking, panting orgasmic pre-amble when
the horny angel in my lap decided she wanted my undivided attention.

	Shauna had buried her face against my neck and was beginning
to clamp her teeth down. That, along with the way her body was
starting to flush again, left no doubt that she was about to come, and
that it would be quite an event. Her sweet, tight cunt was absolutely
soaked, and the way she was rubbing it up and down against me was
driving me nuts. Should I come with her, or should I try to save it?
She detached herself from my neck, and whispered hoarsely in my ear,
"I'm going to come! Suck my tits and make me come! Suck my tits! Bite
them!"

	I didn't need to be told twice. All trace of innocence was
long gone. The only thing left of this girl was unbridled lust, and I
was wondering whether I'd live to tell about it. I mashed my face
against one breast, and started sucking and nipping at it. She kept
encouraging me to do it harder, until I was sure I must be causing her
incredible pain, but I'd be damned if I was going to deny this horny
wench any pleasure she could possibly ask for. She was using her legs
to slam herself against my cock, and I wrapped my arms around her
petite waist and caught up with her rhythm. Although it sounded like a
thunderstorm to me, I guess we weren't making too much noise, because
I could hear Karen, Lauren, and Gina having orgasms all around us.

	Then, as Shauna continued to slam against me like some
uncontrollable fucking machine, I heard Gina whisper, "My god! Look at
them! I've never seen anything like it!" In a stage whisper, she said
over my shoulder, "Yes, watch! Watch me come! I want you all to see
how beautiful I am when I come!"

	The last was smothered as she sunk her teeth into my shoulder
again, and pulled my face even tighter against her breast. Pressed
against her like that, I could feel a vibration starting somewhere
down in her center, and spreading out through her entire body. Knowing
what she wanted, I bit down on her nipple, at the same time lifting
her off my lap and slamming her down, impaled on my cock. I'd never
entered a woman that way before, but it got just the effect I'd hoped
for.

	Although she still had to keep quiet, I felt an inaudible
scream run through her as she began to thrash wildly, almost knocking
us both onto the floor. Her pussy started gushing a torrent like I'd
never seen from a woman before, and I could feel something wet on my
neck. I couldn't tell whether it was saliva or blood, and at that
instant, I didn't care. I came up off the bench and stood there for a
second, both of us frozen, with her arching her back and the muscles
of her pussy clenching around my dick.

	I knew I'd had it then. I sat back down on the bench, and
started thrusting my cock inside of her, as she whispered in my ear,
"Come all over me! I want to feel your come smearing on my tits!"
Well, that was the last straw, and I started pumping my thick load of
hot come. The first couple spurts went deep inside her, then I pulled
out, and leaned her back, spraying half a dozen thick gobs over her
her heaving stomach and breasts. Exhausted as she was, she eagerly
grabbed my cock and pumped the last couple spurts out, and started
smearing the sticky fluids all over herself. With sweat, saliva, and
orgasmic juices, we were both drenched.

	I felt like I was going to collapse when six helpful hands
grabbed us, and we were gently lowered to the floor on either side of
the bench. Karen smiled down at us and said, "You two are such a
mess! How are we ever going to get you clean?" I started to tell her
where the washcloth was in my locker, and she just shook her head and
laughed. "Oh no," she said, "we're not letting all that yummy juice
get wiped up on some old washcloth!"

	The next thing I knew, Lauren and Gina had started giving me a
dual tongue bath, paying special attention to my crotch and thighs,
where Shauna's juices had coursed over me. Karen got down beside
Shauna, who seemed to be dozing, looking as much like a sweet child as
she had before our bout. "Oh, you sweet, delicious baby," Karen
whispered, "I just can't wait to lick your whole body clean, you
bite-sized lunatic." The five of us on the floor settled down to some
good, gentle licking and nibbling, and finally realized that Mike and
Sindra were still going at it.

	They had apparently shifted position a couple of times, and
she was now on all fours on the bench, while he stood behind her,
ramming her doggie-style. I wasn't sure how they'd kept at it this
long, but I had a hunch they'd been waiting until they got an
audience. Right now, the rest of us were too tired to do anything but
watch and whisper encouragement, but that was all that they needed us
to do.

	"Come down closer," Karen said. She seemed to be recovering
already, and I wondered what she had in mind, but she just went back
to gently licking my drying come off of Shauna's breasts. Sindra
crawled down on her hands and knees until she was right between us
all, and Mike followed, burying his dick in her as if they'd been
doing this for years. As they continued to pump away, the rest of us
started reviving, and we would occasionally reach up to stroke our
friends.

	I was fascinated by the way Sindra's massive tits swung back
and forth. I'm sure on a lot of women they would've looked ludicrous,
but on her, they were beautiful. One time, as I reached up to caress
her left breast and roll the nipple between my fingers, I encountered
Shauna's hand going for the other one.

	We looked at each other from our places on the floor, and then
both got to our knees. Leaning under Sindra, we kissed each other long
and deeply, and then each took one of her breasts in our mouths.
Naturally, we reached across and began fondling each other as well. I
couldn't believe, not five minutes after what we'd just done, we were
both acting like we wanted to do it again. "Oh, Mike," said Karen, "I
think you're missing something. Don't you know why Sindra likes to get
up on her knees like that?"

	"What?" said Mike. "I thought we were already doing it!"

	"Uh-uh," Lauren chimed in. "You want to tell him, Sindra, or
should we?" I was starting to get the picture, and from the way Shauna
was grinning, this was one of Sindra's worst-kept secrets.

	"Well, uh, Mike, you see, if you don't mind, I, uh... " Sindra
stammered.

	The insatiable Gina pulled her face out of Lauren's pussy and
giggled, "Sindra wants you to fuck her up the ass!" Mike stopped in
mid-stroke, stunned by what he'd just heard.

	"Uh, Mike, you okay?" I asked.

	"Yeah, fine, I think. Sindra, is that really what you want?"
His look of mixed excitement and disbelief couldn't be duplicated by
anyone who hadn't had that proposition made to them. Sindra was
blushing furiously, but still managed a confident nod.

	"And you ought to be good and slick now, Mike," Karen added.

	"Okay, okay," he said. "I get the picture." He pulled his dick
out of her, and positioned it at the tight entrance to her rear. We
all stopped to watch as he asked, "Okay, are you ready?"

	"Yes, I'm ready! Please, do it now!" From her excitement, it
was apparent that Sindra liked this even better than sucking cock, and
you know how she was about that. Mike grabbed her hips, and shoved
forward. She gasped, and almost fell forward, but caught herself in
time. She took a second to get acclimated to the intrusion, and then
began the same back-and-forth motion she'd been using a minute before
when he was ramming her cunt.

	Then Mike started thrusting, and we could see that they were
both headed for orbit. We all gathered round to watch, entertaining
ourselves at the same time. Somehow, my dick had gotten hard again,
and was being shared by Lauren and Shauna. Karen and Gina were just
kissing and stroking everyone, including Mike and Sindra. Mike was
really getting into it now, and he had gotten one finger underneath
Sindra to massage her clit. "I'm going to scream if I don't get
something in my mouth right now!" she gasped.

	"More cock for Sindra!" Gina laughed. She certainly wasn't one
to mince words, but at this point, none of us were being too delicate.
Lauren and Shauna each put one hand on my rear and propelled me toward
Sindra's open mouth. I wasn't sure if this was a safe proposition, but
remembering how easily she'd deep-throated me before, I couldn't
resist the temptation. It was even better than before! With Mike
ramming her ass, and me fucking her mouth, and the rest of the girls
licking, sucking, and stroking whatever they could get hold of, she
was quickly approaching a frenzied state.

	Mike looked at me and said, "You almost ready?" I was, and
told him so. We both threw it into high gear, and he began
mercilessly pounding Sindra's tight ass. I pretty much just held
still, since he was driving her forward with each stroke.

	"Come on, everyone, get ready!" Karen said. I had no idea what
was happening now, as Lauren and Shauna got on their knees on either
side of Sindra's face, and Karen and Gina took the same positions by
Sindra's behind. "Facials for everyone, guys!" Karen said. "Share the
wealth, let everybody get some." Now, there are few things prettier
than a beautiful woman with a fresh load of come on her face, and I
knew Mike felt the same way, so we had no complaints.

	Suddenly, Sindra, Mike, and I all had a massive simultaneous
orgasm. I shot a spurt down her throat, then quickly pulled out, as
Shauna grabbed my pulsing cock and directed the sticky white gobs
first onto Sindra's face, then Lauren's, and finally her own. A few
feet away, Mike yanked his dick out of Sindra's steaming butt and
started spraying huge gobs onto Sindra's back and thighs, and Karen's
and Gina's faces.

	As soon as we stopped coming, these five gorgeous, come-soaked
women stood up, thanked us, and began scrambling for their swimsuits.
"How long?" Shauna asked.

	"Almost an hour," Karen replied. "I can't believe we didn't
get caught. Guys, it's been great, and we'd love to do it again
sometime, but you know the rules. So, we've got to go meet the sisters
at the pool. Thanks for all your help."

	"You're going out there like that?" I asked. "You've all got
come on your faces, Sindra's got it running down her legs, Shauna's
got it caked on her tits... "

	"Yes, that's extra credit. It's proof that we didn't just stay
in here and hide for an hour," Karen explained. She made it sound
completely logical. By then all the girls were suited up and running
for the entrance to the pool. Just like that, I thought, one shot and
that's it.

	"Come on, Mike," I said. "I think those beers are calling our
names. And you know what? We can never tell anyone about this!" All
he did was groan. We went out and got drunk, and talked between
ourselves about the amazing hour in the deserted locker room, not
quite sure whether to believe it ourselves, except for the fact that I
was covered with tooth marks.

	But you'll be glad to hear, this story does have a happy
ending. You see, as we were leaving the grad center bar that night, we
found Shauna and Sindra waiting for us. It seems that they'd had too
much fun in the locker room to consider giving up men for four years,
so they'd de-pledged. Now, Mike and I are dating, without a doubt, the
two hottest, horniest, most erotic women on this whole campus. If it
weren't for my research, the four of us would probably never get out
of bed, except when we wanted to screw in the shower or on the kitchen
table. The other girls finished Hell week and became Tri-Delt sisters.
I guess they're happy, but they won't talk to any of us, so I can't be
sure.

	But one thing I can be sure of: next fall, Mike and I are
going to spend a lot of Friday nights in the locker room, waiting for
the next pledge class to come by. I don't think Shauna and Sindra will
mind.