From: nogarder@ix.netcom.com(*** )
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
Subject: Joyce And The Carrot (MF, cons)
Date: 11 Feb 1996 17:11:31 GMT

			 Joyce and the Carrot

	Well Joyce was my secretary one time a long time ago, and when
I first met her I thought she was one of those quiet but efficient
types. You know them, wears her hair in a bun, has horn rimmed glasses
the thickness of Coke bottle bottoms, never under any circumstances
wears anything brighter than brown. Well was I in for a surprise.

	We had all decided to give a going away lunch for Leon, a
favorite operator of all the group. Anything that anybody needed, Leon
would do it no questions asked. Joyce had set up the lunch at a local
watering hole that Leon preferred and for once we managed to convince
her to shove the phones off on the unit clerk and come with us to the
bash (actually Jeanette, my CICS systems person had done the
convincing).

	It being a Friday, and the bunch that had showed up for the
bash being the people they were, we never even made it back to the
data center. Eventually I decided I'd had enough and started to drink
some coffee to give my system a chance to straighten out.

	As everyone was leaving, I noticed Joyce staggering towards
her car. Not being one to let a friend drive under the influence if I
could help it, I intercepted her before she got to the car. At first
Joyce insisted she could operate her car without any problems, but
after we got to it and she couldn't even get the key into the door
lock, I took her keys away from her and said that I was gonna take her
home rather than let her drive.

	Joyce argued that she was ok, but with each passing moment,
she got greener and greener around the edges until she sat down and
began to cry. "Oh Dave, I'm so drunk, please don't tell anyone else
about this, my head is spinning, my arms and legs turning to rubber,"
she cried and then went into a sobbing bout. I managed to get her to
her feet and into my car which was parked a couple of spaces away. On
the drive to her place, Joyce lay back in the seat and passed out.

	Once I got to her place, I couldn't wake her up, so I gently
carried her up to her apartment, and opened the door. In the process
of getting her inside, Joyce regained consciousness and demanded that
I put her in the shower and turn on the water. I carried her to her
bathroom and removed her shoes, glasses and watch, let her hair down
and put her in the shower.

	As I adjusted the flow to a nice warm but light flow, Joyce
insisted that I go sit on the couch and wait for her. So I did just
that.

	After a bit I could here her in the shower, moving around and
occasionally making retching sounds.

	When the shower stopped running I knew that she was getting
out, so I turned on the TV and settled down to wait for her to emerge
and say that I could go home now.

	Sometime after that I fell asleep on the couch, and woke to
the feeling of cool air across my chest and crotch. Joyce had removed
my clothing and covered me with a blanket. I sat up and looked around
and couldn't see my clothing anywhere.

	So I began to look around the apartment.

	After checking the kitchen, closets and spare bathroom and
bedroom, I couldn't find my clothing anyplace. Coming to Joyce's
door, I could hear muffled moans coming from inside.

	As I opened the door I caught sight of something that
completely changed my ideas of Joyce.

	There she lay on the bed, completely naked, eyes closed. She
held my jeans at her crotch and it wasn't until I moved into the room
that I could see that she had a carrot sticking out of the fly, and
was shoving it in and out of her pussy, fingering her clit while doing
so and moaningm "Ohh that feels good, deeper deeper, please fuck me
deeper. Oh yes, that's just what I need, shove your hard cock into me
Dave, fuck me with your stiff thing. Fill my aching hole until you
explode within me and I melt around you."

	Her hips were bucking up and down, and her tits, which were
quite well defined were quaking with every movement. The carrot was
glistening with her juices and she was shaking the bed all over. I
made a noise and she looked up suddenly, screwing up her eyes to get a
look at me without her glasses. Suddenly she recognized me, dropped
her hold on the carrot and grabbed the sheets and pulled them up to
her neck and sputtered out "Oh Dave, how long have you been standing
there? Please tell me you just walked in!"

	Not being one to lie to her I said, "Joyce, I've been standing
her long enough to know what you are doing with my jeans. Now don't
get upset, I don't mind, but you know you could have asked and
received the real thing."

	While I was saying this, my cock was beginning to stand up. I
sat down on the bed beside Joyce and leaned down to kiss her.

	"NO, I can't let you kiss me. Please, I should never have let
you bring me home, I should have driven myself." I leaned over and
covered her lips with mine and began to kiss her. Joyce kept trying to
talk to me, but soon she stopped and began to return my kiss. She let
hold of the sheet and I lay down beside her, not yet moving the sheet
downward.

	Soon Joyce wrapped her arms around my neck and began to kiss
over my face, licking my eyebrows, nibbling on my ears, running her
tongue tip lightly over my lips. I nibbled on the tip of her nose,
kissed the base of her throat and eyelids.

	It was then that I noticed how beautiful she really looked,
her hair spread out on the pillow beneath her head, her eyes not
hidden behind her glasses. She was concentrating on me, and as she
did, the sheet began to slide down her body until her breasts were
exposed, the chocolate brown nipples stiff and begging to be kissed
and nibbled.

	I worked my way down to her breasts and began to work on her
nipples. Joyce protested and tried to pull the sheet back up again,
but I wasn't to be stopped and soon she relaxed, rubbing the back of
my neck and moaning softly as I kissed and sucked and nibbled on each
nipple. I slid the sheet down until I could see the top of my jeans at
her waist, and soon had the sheet down to her knees.

	Removing my jeans from the carrot, I tossed them down to the
floor and kissed my way down her flat belly until I was nose to
carrot. I licked the top of her slit and Joyce begged me to stop, but
mashed my face into her slit at the same time.

	So I kept working on her clit, pulling it between my lips and
teasing it with my tongue until Joyce was moving her hips up and down
lightly, and when she started this, I took hold of the carrot and
began to slowly pump it in and out of her. Joyce spread her legs wide
and began to quiver with each stroke from the carrot. I moved down and
began to lick the carrot, then grasped it between my teeth and started
to face fuck her pussy using the carrot as my tongue.

	Joyce's legs suddenly wrapped around my head, and I continued
to move the carrot in and out of her.

	After about ten minutes, Joyce began to mew softly, and begged
me to move faster and faster. I responded to her wishes and began to
bob my head up and down as fast as I could with her legs wrapped
around it. My cock had by this time stiffened into a full erection,
so I pulled the carrot out of her soaking wet pussy and began to kiss
my way back up her flat firm belly to her marvelous tits.

	As I worked my way up her chest, I managed to get between her
legs and soon had my cock positioned just inches away from her hot
pussy. Slowly I moved on up to her lips and just as I pushed my tongue
between them, I moved my cock into her pussy. Joyce shook all over and
then as I pushed into her suddenly thrust her hips up to me, impaling
herself totally on my cock.

	As I went in, I was sure that I could feel that resistance
that meant a hymen being broken, but I no longer cared, her tight
pussy was stroking my cock.

	Our tongues met in battle in her mouth, and soon hers was
cleaning her juices from my mustache, then invading my mouth, running
around mine. I moved a hand up to her breast and cupped one of her
tits, squeezing it to the rhythm of my cock moving in and out of her
cunt. Joyce moaned and reached down to cup my balls in her hand. She
soon was squeezing them lightly to the same rhythm that I was using on
her tit, and I could feel her cunt tightening on my cock.

	Deep within me I could feel that tightening feeling that said
I would soon release myself within her. Joyce was completely lost in
our movements, her hips matching my every stroke. Her breathing began
to get ragged and I could feel her stomach ripple beneath mine as her
orgasm began to build. Soon her cunt tightened around my cock and
began to spasm.

	I could feel my sperm begin to rise in my balls just as Joyce
let loose with a scream and her cunt began to spasm like a wild thing
around my cock. I lost all control and began to thrust into her like a
wild man, and just as I began to cum, I thrust deep within her,
releasing my flood at the entrance to her cervix. Joyce screamed
again, saying "OHHHH DAVE, YOU MADE ME CUM. OHHH YOU FEEL SOOOOO GOOD
INSIDE ME, FILL MY HOT CUNT WITH YOUR JIZZ, SHOOT THAT WAD DEEP, I
WANT EVERY DROP IN ME NOW!!!!'

	I continued moving as best as I could, and as I did, I
continued cumming, until I could do nothing but lay on top of her and
continue to cum deep within her pussy. Joyce stopped moving, and all I
could feel was her heart pounding within her chest and her pussy
grasping my cock.

	Soon I was totally spent, and my cock began to soften until it
emerged from Joyce's pussy and fell down her slit.

	Joyce finally moved, rolling me off over her, and kissed her
way down to my cock, where she began to lick and suck on it.

	Soon she had it totally clean, but ready to be covered with
her juices again. She smiled up at me and said.

	"Dave, you are my first. Will you please stay until morning. I
want to do it again, but I'm so tired."

	My response was to pull her up to me, kiss her on the lips and
pull the sheets up to us.

	As I reached out to turn off the light, I said, "Joyce,
anytime you want to play carrot with my jeans again, just let me know,
but don't be surprised if it comes out pink and warm."

	T-T-That's All Folks...