From: rdragon@ix.netcom.com(***) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories Subject: The Xhibitionist (FM+F+, exhib) [1/2] Date: 27 May 1996 22:46:42 GMT L.A. Greatest Female Exhibitionist Part One I dig exposing my body in front of men and women of all ages... on buses, in the streets, in office buildings, at amusement parks, or any where else I can find an attentive audience. Most of the time, the people I flash in front of are really appreciative and beg to see more, but, once in a while, I get an uptight, old prude or a jealous young cunt who threatens to turn me in to the cops. Hah, that never worries me because most of the boys in blue know me. One look at my naked ass and they forgive and forget whatever it is that I've done wrong. My life is a gas; I'm a very happy, contented person. Why shouldn't I be? God was good to me. He endowed me with huge tits, long legs, and a delectable cunt. I'm God's gift to man... I know it and so do all the dudes who follow me around with their tongues hanging out of of their mouths. I suppose if I really wanted to, I could become a Playboy bunny, or a highly paid nude model, or the most famous porno film queen of all times. But I don't want to be any of those things. I'm content being what I am - the greatest female exhibitionist to ever work the streets of of Los Angeles. One of the nicest things about my profession is that I don't have to get all dressed up before I go to work. The less I wear the better off I am. Besides my black silk stockings, black garter belt, lacy black panties, and long black overcoat, I am naked. That's right, I never wear panties, dresses, blouses, or any of that crap. Nudeness is where it's at. Sometimes I run out into the streets in the raw; that really turns me on, and anyone else who happens to ogle me. My clit is always swollen, like a miniature penis. I stroke it whenever I'm out in public. When I do that, my pussy gets all gooey with the juices of my sex. And my nipples grow turgid and begin to tingle all over. In case you're wondering what it feels like to expose your goodies in public, let me tell you about some of my adventures. And don't be surprised if. after you finish reading this article. you rip off all of your clothes and run down. the Street screaming. "look at me... I'm beautiful!" (If you get stopped by an unsmiling cop and he hauls your ass off to the clinker, don't blame me. Just tell him that the Devil made you do it!) A few month ago, I was walking down Western Avenue. When I got to Third Street, the uncontrollable urge to shove my bare tits into a stranger's mouth overwhelmed me. My pussy got all wet and sticky and ass began to vibrate. Damn, if I wasn't the horniest chick in California. A old wino leered at me and then lifted up the back of my coat with! his soiled, slimy hands. When he saw beautiful silk-covered bun, he let out a loud groan. Moments, later his hands were kneading my pliant ass flesh. I slapped the old bugger and then stormed off. God, some people don't have any class. Imagine a creep like that trying to get fresh with a classy broad like me. At any rate, I still wanted someone to suck my tits, so I kept walking up Western. The old Chevy that pulled up next. to me needed some new manners. Man, they yelled stuff out their window that made me blush. "Can I fuck your pussy?" one of them shouted. "Let me lick your asshole!" quipped another of the fuckers. But what really pissed me! off was when one of the turkeys shouted, "What's a two-bit hooker like you doing in a swell neighborhood like this?" "You filthy pig!" I screamed. I'll show you who's a cheap whore!" And with that I tore off my coat. Ha! Hal Ha! Those punks almost had a shit-fit! They stared at my pussy and, by the looks.on their Faces, they started whacking off. To taunt them, I wiggled my hips and caressed my breasts. Then the coup de grace - I rammed my right middle finger up my snatch. Ha! Ha! Ha! Those dudes almost croaked from desire. I was just about to throw a mocking kiss to my young admirers, when all of a sudden I felt some hot, rank breath on my naked neck. Before I could turn around, the hoarse voice of the old wino croaked, "Bend over and spread, or I'll ring your fuckin' ass off!" before I could run away, the old bastard grabbed my shoulders. the punks in the car applauded and whistled. They egged the the old prick on. "Fuck her in the ass!" the pimply faced goon riding shotgun shouted. "I'd like to spit in -," I started to shout back before the wino covered my mouth with his smelly hand. The next thing I remember, he inserted his huge penis into my sacred chamber. God it hurt, the way he fucked me. He was hung like a fucking horse. "How does it feel, honey?" the driver of the Chevy cackled. That was the final straw. I clamped down my cunt muscles and lunged forward. The old fucker screamed out in pain. His cock shriveled up quickly and I was able to get away from him. Even though he looked pathetic, I had to teach him and the young punks a lesson. I drew back my foot, my hlghheeled Pump glistened in the night, and then I kicked the old fool's nuts. God, he jumped above five feet in the air; then he landed on his face. I spit on his head and then I shouted to the goons in the car, "come here fuckers and I'll kick in your stinking balls!" From: rdragon@ix.netcom.com(***) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories Subject: The Xhibitionist (FM+F+, exhib) [2/2] Date: 27 May 1996 22:45:46 GMT L.A. Greatest Female Exhibitionist Part Two The engine roared and the assholes sped away. As for the wino at my feet - he was hurting bad. His filthy hands clutched his throbbing nuts and spittle dribbled down his chin. Maybe next time he'd think about whom he was going to fuck, the lousy bastard. While I was putting my coat back on, a big black Cadillac screeched to a halt a few yards away from me. The driver, a black dude, jumped out of his machine and ran over to my side. "Hey, mama, I dig your outfit?' "Good for you!" I replied sarcastically "Can I give you a lift?" "No!" "Kiss my ass!" "I'd be delighted to!" "Watch it, sucker!" "Listen, sugar, I'm just trying to tell you that you look groovy in your underwear, and your tits are out of sight. Do you dig?" "Sure, I dig! And you've got the hugest bulge in your pants that I've ever seen! so what?" "Whaddya mean so what? I'll show you so what," he shouted angrily as he dropped his pants and exposed his massive dong. "Look at this so what!" he roared. "Very amusing." I laughed, walking quickly away from the dude before he shoved his enormous dork into one of my holes... Whenever I approached someone in the street, I'd open up my coat and expose myself. Most of the guys. just started at me with their mouths open. As for the chicks, they dug looking at my body. One of them fainted, however, but that's one of the hazards of my business. to make sure that she was all right. I gave her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.Her lips tasted sweet and her body was so inviting. I just couldn't control my emotions, so I lift up her skirt, removed her shoes and stockings, and pulled down her red silk panties. Just as she began to regain consciousness, I went down on her. When she opened her eyes, she was staring at my naked ass. I prayed that she wouldn't scream. She didn't. instead, she caressed my naked bottom. And when she licked my ass cleavage with her tongue. I almost died. Before long we were drawing a crowd. Approximately twenty people were crowded around us; they were shouting, applauding ,masturbating. I wasn't the least bit embarrassed or alarmed; neither was my newly acquired love partner.we were too involved with each other's pussy. to worry about other people... The policeman that arrested us had no sense of humor. They handcuffed Marge, the girl whose pussy I'd been sucking, and me; then they read us our rights and threw us into the back seat of their patrol car. Hell, before we got halfway to the police station; the tall goodlooking driver pulled into some dark, deserted alley and shut off the engine. What happened next proved that all cops aren't bad. Fred, the dude in the back seat with Marge and me, stripped us bare and then began feasting on our cunts and asses. That guy really knew how to make a girl feel good. Marge and me came two or three times in less than twenty minutes. To repay Fred, I went down on him. He came in my mouth. "Be cool!" Fred said a little while later when the two cops released us. "Next time I'll be hard on you!" the driver said. "I hope so!" I replied, wondering what his cock looked like. Marge and me went our separate ways.She went home to her husband; I boarded a bus at the corner of Sunset and Vine. It was pretty late so there weren't too many passengers. 1 was glad. I felt like showing off my body to only one man at a time. My first "victim", was a teenage boy who was sitting?? at the back of the bus. As I wiggled towards him, his sleepy eyes opened wide. I had his undivided attention, especially when I opened my coat and exposed my naked body (after Fred was through with me, I hadn't bothered to put my panties, stockings and garter belt back on). "Jesus!" the kid gasped. "You like?"I asked. "Fuckin' a!" he shouted, as he leaped out of his seat and planted a juicy kiss on my love mound. I turned around and let him see my behind. His tongue didn't waste any time. Man, that kid was a master in the art of analingus. I must have come two times before he returned to his seat. He had the most inane grin on his baby face. "Thank you," he said sleepily. When I unzipped his pants and flogged his mutton he moaned like a moron. The bus driver shouted, "Knock it off back there!" but I didn't pay any attention to him I just wanted to see the Kid's sperm fly through the air... and minutes later it did. Gobs and gobs of his sticky jizm splattered against my naked skin.Who needs hand lotion? Ha! Ha! Ha! When the bus stopped at the corner of Second and Hill, I ran towards the bus driver. His mouth fell open when he gazed into my naked quim. "What the hell," he managed to gasp. "I like to travel light!" I laughed, as I pressed my ass against his face. I felt his tongue exploring my buns. It felt damn good; but I had other business to attend to. "Thanks for the ride," I said, as I tweaked his dork and rubbed my tits against his nose. "See you later." The night air was chilly, so I put my coat on. A few winos eyed me suspiciously, but I ignored them. Exposing myself in front of a bunch of drunks wasn't my idea of kicks. And besides, I felt like taking in a porno flick. The Cum Theater wasn't exactly the swankiest movie house in town, but, let's face it. I wasn't dressed for the Opera. I fished around inside my purse until I found a fiver. I was about to hand it to the dyke behind the ticket window when she said, "You can PAY me another way." I wanted to save money, so I said "swell." The moment I got into the dark office with Jan, she was all over me. Man, she really freaked when she felt underneath my coat. My God, you're naked!" she gasped. "Right on, sweetie-pie!" I replied. as my hands explored her huge tits. They were so firm and hard; I just had to suck the hell out of them. "That feels so good!" she moaned. "Then suck my pussy, cunt!" I ordered. "Yes, master!" she said, as she twisted her body until her mouth was inches away from my everything. Jan's tongue explored the dark depths of my love hole. I was in orgasmic heaven, especially when her strong hands toyed with my clit and tits. It didn't take me long to orgasm... not once but five times. Leave it to a dyke, not a beaver, and you'll know what coming is all about. Jan's tongue should be registered as a lustful weapon. God, was she good! After we were both exhausted from licking and sucking, I put on my coat and kissed Jan's ass goodbye. Then I boogied on into the dark theater. Shit, what a den of depravity. that place was. Dudes were jerking off in the aisle. One clown was even taking a piss so he could watch his own personal river trickle down the center aisle. Disgusting! It was hot, so I figured what the hell. I took off my coat and let the fuckers really see some hot stuff. Man, when they got a look at my swollen clit and bare ass, they forgot all about the woman being fucked by a gorilla on the torn silver screen. Ha! Ha! Ha! It was really a gas when I sat down on some jerk's exposed tool. He had been whacking off, so before I mounted myself on his organ, he had been totally oblivious to my existence. His snakelike organ wormed its way all the way up my tunnel of love. A few quick jerks and it was all over. The quickest fuck in world history, maybe, but nevertheless still a satisfactory one for all concerned. With the dude's jizm still dripping out of my clit, I moved on to my next conquest. The old guy must have been near eighty, but by the smile on his kisser when he pinched my tits, he still knew what was going down - me, to be exact. That's right, the old clown threw me on the ground, forced me to spread my legs, and then he slurped away with his toothless mouth. Just as I was coming for fifth time, a group of horny dudes surrounded me and grandpa. The guys pulled out their puds and beat off. Not more than a minute passed before the old guy and me were covered by a hot batch of jizm. My hair was completely drenched by the slimy.come. But I didn't mind because all the dummies looked content. I felt as if I had done my duty to mankind. and don't think those chumps weren't appreciative. Hell, they must have thrown at least thirty bucks down on the ground. I told them that I didn't want to keep their money, but they said that I deserved it... and. you know, paid for being an exhibitionist? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ask the police! Or ask me the next time you happen to be in Los Angeles and you see me bare ass naked in the middle of the Rose Bowl or on top of the Trade Center Building. Come up and and introduce yourself. kiss my tits, cunt, or ass. Don't be shy. I'm not. And if you want to fuck me, that can be arranged. We'll just walk hand in hand to a crowded intersection, I'll remove my coat, you'll remove your pants, and we'll fornicate until we're exhausted or the police haul our asses away: Either way, it will be experience you'll never forget. Remember: Show me yours, and I'll show you mine. Ha! Ha! Ha!