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From: an53088@anon.penet.fi (Navarre)
Subject: Goebbel's Guide
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 1994 15:58:37 UTC

			 The Joy Of Horse Sex
		      (German version by Goebbel
			translated by Navarre)
			   Sex with horses
			  As old as history

	The horse has been man's companion for several thousand years.
It has served as a source of food, as an instrument of war, as a beast
of burden, as transport, but also as a sexual partner: In Greek
mythology, gods took the form of stallions to have sex with human
women and mares. In the ancient Rome, the act between human females
and stallions (and other animals) was part of the games in the circus
- mostly in the form of brutal rape. In ancient Germany there was a
ritual where the tribe's chieftain would had sex with a mare which was
subsequently butchered and eaten by the tribe in order to conjure up
magical powers.

	Many tools of equestrian sport (e.g. crop, boots, saddle, and
bridle) play an important role in some people's sex life. In
contemporary and historic pornography of all epochs, sex between man
and beast is a popular theme. Mostly the intercourse between women and
stallions is presented; in reality, intercourse between men and mares
might be much more common: Studies of sexual behavior have shown,
especially in the country, that there is a remarkably high percentage
of people who have had sexual contact with an animal.

	How is sex with an animal possible, anyway?

	Even though they might be reluctant to admit it, most people
who work with horses are fascinated by the sexuality of these animals.
There is hardly a form of sex more intense than that between stallion
and mare. As opposed to most other animals, horses display their
sexuality very clearly, even towards people: Mares in heat spread
their legs, lift their tails, open their pussies, and squeeze out
their juices with their clitoris; stallions like to show off what they
have between their hind legs, even without a sex partner. Many people
discover that they want to do more than just look at those arousing
genitals.

	Indeed, it is possible to have sex with horses (or with
unpaired-hoofed animals in general). As opposed to most other big
animals, horses are generally accustomed to humans. Not every horse is
suited for sexual games; its readiness should be carefully checked.
However, is is often seen that horses which enjoy this treatment
become very devoted. With stallions particularly this can be a
problem, for example, if he tries to "seduce" his partner with an
impressive erection - in the presence of other people.

	Mares have very large, but also very adaptive pussies; in
addition, the pussies of little ponies or young animals are more
narrow. All mares have a big, very mobile clitoris that can bring
additional pleasure. Many animals do enjoy manual or oral stimulation,
and it can bring on heat-like symptoms with some mares, but this will
be discussed later.

	In contrast to other animals, many non-estrus mares do not
object to sexual intercourse with a man, even though they would likely
drive off a hopeful stallion; Many mares that are not in heat will not
refuse a man, if they already know sex with humans, but mares must be
carefully made accustomed to this.

	The Surgeon General warns: Caution! Horses have very powerful
hind legs, the strength of which is focused on a few square inches of
hoof during a kick. There are countless cases where someone was killed
for approaching a horse too quickly, frightening it. Sexually aroused
horses also might show little consideration for humans. Many
artificial insemination technicians and veterinarians are hurt or even
killed every year, in spite of safety measures.

	Younger mares, especially those just having reached sexual
maturity, are particularly suitable for sexual games, since they
haven't developed a full cycle and have not yet had a formative
experience with a stallion. The best way to approach the animal is
from the side and from the front, being visible to the mare at all
times. You stroke the animal's neck and work your way down to the more
interesting regions (flank, belly, region of the tail).

	It is very important to keep an eye on the horse's reaction:
Slight displeasure is shown by beating its tail. If it pins its ears
back, or even lifts a hoof, things might be getting quite dangerous.
Unfortunately, there are horses, especially mares, that have have
rapid mood swings, and make their displeasure quickly known to you by
kicking or biting.

		       How To Become A Stallion

	Once you have worked your way down to the mare's hindquarters,
and if she allows you to stroke her pussy without resistance, possibly
even lifting her tail, then you should carefully clean her pubic
region with a sponge and some warm water. Afterwards, you carefully
open her labia and try to insert a single finger (no long nails!!). If
the mare tries to escape your efforts, you should massage the lower
part of her pussy with the clitoris at first. Many mares cannot resist
this, and allow different manipulations. Some mares are very difficult
to cope with in day-to-day life (cleaning, loading) but will become a
lamb when teasing their genitals - but this behavior is rather the
exception.

	If the mare allows you to open her labia without negative
reactions, and if you can insert several fingers in her pussy, you can
try to penetrate her. If she is a large horse, you will probably
require a solid raised stand. A bale of straw will do nicely since one
can be found in because you just about any stable, and the mare will
be used to it, so she will not be frightened, avoiding a possibly
dangerous fearful reaction. Nevertheless, some mares are frightened
when big objects are moved behind them, outside their field of vision.
You have to be very cautious when moving a bale of straw and careful
when you mount her - the sudden change of your height might startle
the mare.

	After mounting her you should first carefully spread her labia
with your fingers, then insert your dick. If the mare is not in heat,
some KY or different lubricant may be of help - saliva will do as
well. The actual act between mare and stallion lasts just a few
seconds - many mares will get restless when you are trying for too
long. You do not need to hurry, but in most cases extended copulations
are not possible. If you're lucky, the mare will create additional
stimuli by moving her clitoris, especially if you are `working' in the
lower part of her pussy. Don't hold on to her tail! Horses are
especially sensitive to pain at their tails because their spine
continues into the upper part of their tails. Flanks and the upper
parts of their hind legs should be used instead. Basically you
shouldn't have more than one animal partner a day because you could
transfer animal venereal diseases.

	Some mares - and also geldings (neutered stallions) - allow
anal sex as well (Don't forget a condom and some KY!). Their sphincter
is much more narrow than the pussies, therefore it must be manually
widened (Mind the animal's reaction!). Especially if the anal
intercourse lasts longer, some horses try to get rid of your dick by
squeezing out dung. Anyway, you should be aware that some animals
urinate and defecate at you, especially if you are `working' for some
time.

		     How TO Hold A Stallion's Rod

	BE CAREFUL WITH STALLIONS! Most male horses in Germany are
geldings that have been neutered before they were sexually mature.
True stallions are kept nearly exclusively for breeding purpose. Many
stallions are quite touchy at their genitals, even if you just touch
their belly, they will bite or kick at you. After an appropriate
training, some stallions like it when their penis or testicles are
stimulated.

	Especially young stallions that are just sexually mature (i.e.
at the age of approximately one year) and have never mated with a mare
allow themselves to be shaped on human, and they are very open to
sexual games.

	These pubescent animals are often clumsy or rude, although
they are already very strong. When aroused, they tend to mount their
human partner and try to "rape" him (or her), which can be very
dangerous. You shouldn't stop the young stallion being interested in
mares, if he is to breed later.

	In contrast to many other big animals, stallions have a penis
that is not erect all the time; its function is similar to the human
penis: An erection is achieved by pumping blood in the penis and then
stemming its flow. When ejaculating, some centiliters will be emitted,
but an ejaculation of 200ml is not rare. To give a comparison: A bull
gives only 1 to 2 ml.

	A stallion's penis is a very complex organ. Is as a double-
folded prepuce and is normally held back in the belly by a retractor
muscle. The penis of big horses has an overall length of 1 meter, the
visible part is about half as long. There are extreme differences in
size as there are between humans.

	If it is neither used nor cleaned regularly, the penis becomes
partly covered by a dark, greasy, foul smelling substance (smegma).
The stallion erects his penis partially when urinating, when sexually
aroused, and when bored or tired.

	The stallion can partially erect without uncovering his glans,
or can show his glans without getting a full erection. Some `play' -
because of boredom - with their penis and by doing so learn how to
masturbate. This behavior is usually discouraged by his owners,
sometimes painfully, especially in the case of a breeding stallion, to
save semen: Despite their legendary reputation, stallions are rather
horny but not very potent. Compared to other hoofed animals they have
a very low rank; they are able to have only 4 to 5 ejaculations a day,
which is not surprising looking at the amount of semen produced. A
bull can ejaculate dozens of times a day, sheep and goats even more
often.

	During the act of covering the penis will be extended, then it
will be tensed by the retractor muscle while mounting. The actual is
quite brief; after a complex foreplay (sniffing, licking, nibbling)
the stallion often needs more than one mounting attempt, but once he
has found his target, he will need just a few powerful strokes to
ejaculate.

	After the penetration, the glans swells to a size two or three
times larger while ejaculations starts. Even breeding mares have been
injured under this enormous pressure and were killed by internal
bleeding. And even if a woman thinks that she could be able to insert
a stallion's penis, she will not be able to bear the size of the
glans, particularly because the stallion will thrust with the whole
strength. Passive oral stimulation is also risky: Horses are only
interested in human genitals if they smell interesting. If you put
honey on yours, you have to expect painful bruises caused by the
herbivore teeth of the lustful animals, sometimes it may be even
worse.

	The manual or oral stimulation of the stallion's penis is also
very dangerous. Some stallions will get in a mood where mating
reflexes can be triggered, and they they will mount the stimulating
person with all of their power. Even if the stallion is tied, he will
tear the rope and halter - that can turn out deadly!

	If in general, you should only try this with small stallions
(shetland ponies etc.) and make use of a safe mating stand (in most
cases only on stud farms), with which you are separated from the
animal by a barrier. In any event, many stallions can only be
stimulated by a mare in heat, but then they mount the mare at once. If
you get some heat juices or urine of mares in heat, some stallions can
be sexually aroused, and in some cases you can also make them
masturbate (that is, stroking their penis against their belly).

	You can tell which scents interest a stallion from the
intensity of his "Flehmen": In this special behavior, the stallion
will hold his head up, turn up his upper lip and breathe in. If than
animals are stimulated by scent and manual manipulation at a time,
imprinting on a human can be achieved. Even imprinting upon human
sweat and love juices is possible.

	In some porno movies women can bee seen that take a stallion
orally or seem to take him vaginally. These animals have been
specially trained and are held by several persons, which can be seen
in some movies. Probably some of them are under the influence of
drugs: Several medicines have the effect to completely calm down
horses, a relaxation of the penis muscle is also achieved which causes
a partial erection.

	Some videos show special "mating stands" that are alleged to
be used in animal-brothels. After the stallion has mounted, they allow
a relatively safe manipulation of the penis, but they can be accessed
only by few people. Real mating phantoms for artificial insemination
are extremely expensive, their existence - apart from stud farms and
mating stations - brings up questions.

	If you really want to approach a stallion sexually, only the
lower belly and the prepuce should be touched; if the stallion gets a
partial erection, only the shaft of the penis should be manipulated.
If you touch the glans or spread the penis to wide, most stallions
will draw back their manhood at once. Many stallions can be persuaded
to erect their penis again by stroking their lower belly, their
prepuce and the region between their testicles and their upper hind-
legs.

	To the people that think they can insert a stallion's penis in
one or the other cavity of their body, or between their own legs: Go
write your Last Will! You can expect a broken spine because many
stallions lay their whole weight on their partner when they penetrate,
and they thrust without consideration.

	Some personal words...

	Basic precondition for the sexual contact with horses is that
you know the animal very well and have them trained, i.e. made them
used to your approaches. If they react refusingly on sexual
approaches, you have to leave them alone - any attempts to "rape" them
against their will, are in vain and are dangerous! If you take this
advice to heart, you are not going to molest the horse - the opposite
is actually true: Some mares like your treatment so much that they
stand still during intercourse with you even when they are not in
heat, so they do not have to be tied somewhere. Some say that gauchos
and other shepherds have made their animals willing to work by sexual
stimulation, and similar stories are sometimes rumored of equestrian
sportsmen.

	Anyone has to deal moral reservations by himself (or herself).
In my opinion, in sexuality everything that you like is allowed - but
also your partner has to like it.

	The legal ban [in Germany, the translator] (so-called sodomy-
paragraph) was repealed in the early sixties [1969, the translator],
and there should be no objections from animal conservationists: You
can make sexual contacts with horses, assuming you have such
tendencies and follow the things I explained above, without causing
harm to the animal in any way (the opposite is more often the case!).

	Many horses are already accustomed to humans and do not take
long to learn the pleasure of sexual games with men and women,
especially if they do not have any other sexual outlet, which is true
for most riding horses. The training of these animals is in many cases
easier than other animals (cows, sheep, etc.).

	The joy of sex with humans (androphily?) can have embarrassing
side-effects, if a horse tries to make approaches to its human partner
in presence of other people; stallions especially have a tendency to
do this. On no account should you underestimate the danger of getting
caught! Even if you cannot be prosecuted by law, you'll be widely
known as a "mare fucker" or "stallion wanker" and vets and breeders
will likely have nothing to do with you. If you approach someone
else's animal without the owner's permission, you can expect an
extremely unpleasant reaction from the owner.

	Nevertheless, have fun with you four-legged friends - in
whatever way ever this may be.

				Have a good time, and take care,
				Goebbel, the little animal lover.

(Translated 09/14/1994 by Navarre, an53088@anon.penet.fi, with
assistance from Spud.)